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We made and ate this entire pizza, then discussed ways to improve the tastiness levels for next time.
I like being married!
Edit:
Damn you guys are a wild and surprisingly negative bunch lol! For those wondering, we’ve been married 1 year, together for 7. No kids, yet. No sarcasm whatsoever on this post, but we did smoke a joint, thus, the enthusiasm for pizza!
Are happy marriages that absurd? Life is simple and fun when you’re married to your best friend. I wish that for all of you, and I mean that.
Pizza details: Simple homemade crust (can be store bought dough) butter, garlic, spinach, ricotta cheese, mozzarella, Parmesan, and salt. Bake for 12 min. Devour as a sacrifice to munchie gods.
DarkAngelWarlord
Thats what me and my GF do we make our own pizza much cheaper than ordering out and we can customize them anyway we want
Myothercarisadelorean
I too choose this guys wife
Mikey667
You two are out of control .
iLikeRainyDays
Wheres the pineapple?!
OrigamiShark
I love cooking for my wee bride. Finding better ways to prepare the things she likes is one of the greatest parts of the relationship.
Toxoplasmosis
That looks amazing, what toppings did you put on it?
Toxoplasmosis
And how would you improve it?
Gantzz321
and then they had sex
HoChiMinge
It's all fun and games until someone puts pineapple on it. You did discuss that before marriage yes?
dreamsnottheresultofwhatweeat
Hawaiian!!
FeChefImgur
may you continue to enjoy good pizza and good marriage.
AllisAching
Amen to that.
OutrageousHemmorhoid
ADD MEAT
NRC117
And on a cast iron sheet too... nom. Great work. We had a nice night too!
LenzKist74
Good communication, good compromising, good consideration, good sex, good food and good friendship = a great marriage.
BitchButcher
Next time try using tomato sauce.
thetonestarr
@op marriage may be fun now but don't let it get to your heads. It's NOT always fun and NOT always easygoing. You've gotta work at it to>
thetonestarr
< keep it healthy. But if you start it out with that approach and keep working at it, it can lead to a lifetime of love and happiness.
Catnopean
You could have just said that instead of starting out so negative.
SweetPeaMidori
This is me and and my boyfriend on weekends. Get stoned, make delicious meal from scratch and enjoy the whole collaborative process
candisaurus
Yess! It’s literally the best time
ballpeenX
My wife is my best friend.
steikewaffel
Bystandr
A glaze of olive oil with some minced basil and oregano brushed on sprinkled with coarse salt (sparing amount) around the edge of the crust.
Bystandr
And +1 for your happiness. :)
soggypastablues
.....sometimes
fudgycurmudgeon
Regardless of how much you used: needs more garlic.
carol0mello
Any relationship is based on honesty and communication. I'm so happy to see couples that can figure it out.
OhMyGoshSomeoneActually
I see no aspect of this that I couldn’t accomplish on my own. Except make the pizza And be married.
JesicaWims
Stupid
HotDiggityDaffodil
I’m with you dude, the wife and I like to discuss new ways to customize our froyo. We always sample flavors, even when we know we like them.
SarcasticComment
My house rule is constructive criticism. I want to know what could make a dish better, so does my wife. Makes for fun discussions.
GoldenFleece
I made gluten-free banana bread and my boyfriend tried it. He told me "honesty is important" and I laughed because I knew what was wrong.
fredhrick
I think that's a womans hand
Catnopean
Maybe she took the picture and he uploaded it. Marriage is teamwork.
HotDiggityDaffodil
That could be a well manicured dude hand, and Idk about you but I call everyone dude, even my wife. Maybe thats just me.
rikairchy5
Huh i thought i was the only one that called your wife "dude"
NatesSauceLab
Wait until you try the sex!
Schaade
I have. It's better than pizza.
vanderzee
bloody liar! pizza is always better!!?
Schaade
Sounds like you've been married a long time. Try both with some bacon. :)
JackBaler
so what you're saying is I should fuck the shit out of this bacon after I'm done with the bacon pizza
NullifiedMatrixEntry
Pizza's without tomato sauce.... Then it's just a flatbread with toppings.
Gantzz321
in a cast iron pan
xanius
When I went to Naples it didn't have sauce if it wasn't listed. Which was how 80% of the pizzas were made
memoryshuffle
The thing is... you can do this with someone without getting married.
astralomega
This is a regular evening meal with my housemate and I
VanDerGroot
Doesn't make marriage less fun. :)
nero4ty2
But the tax benefits allow for more pizzas
DerBoopMeister
You can have tax benefits without getting married, at least where i live
nero4ty2
Huh, does France recognize all couples or are there other requirements?
DerBoopMeister
You have to sign a civil partnership contract
nero4ty2
is that any different than a marriage in a significant way?
whyareusernamessoimportant
until she bails after 23 years without any reason......
iHveNoCleverName
Sorry for your lost but there is is always the option for bail bonds
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
There’s always a reason.
xanius
Sometimes the reason is she fucking sucks but not 99% of the time.
AtsaMattaForMe
"i can't do this anymore"
MeowMachine12
Buddy. There is ALWAYS a reason.
totallyrealname
"How did this happen?!?" - says man who hasn't paid attention to his own relationship falling apart.
Darkspire
"Why don't these bitches like me?"
LongCommentChainAppreciator
and has been complacent with the state of affairs for several of the last years of his own relationship
rikairchy5
You're a monster for not sharing the recipe
ilikepastabinch
its a fucking pizza, one of the easiest foods to make lol. even easier in a cast iron
Lulabel73
They’re still working on it.
IAmNotASkeleton
It's still a work-in-progress ya dumdum.
OverMyDadBody
Ingredients: pizza
ChickenROAR
Add cheese to taste.
Monkeyfighter
I don't know his recipe, but one thing I learned was to heat olive oil /w garlic & spread that over the crust edge to get it tasty & golden
chikichikiyei
For the pizza or for the marriage?
rikairchy5
The pizza.
TrustMeIWouldntLie
goodperspective
Pizza is the recipe for a good marriage.
DevilishlySexyStarfish
The secret to both is extra sausage
M4rt1nV
That just sounds like cheating or polygamy. And if the last one's your jam, you do you. If the first one is: Don't be in a relationship
BigFatBobbie
AllisAching
Canofminus
You are doing God’s work
Fauxcused
Unlike most men I love being married. Many benefits.
Catnopean
Actually most married men are happier and healthier.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Men are actually happier when they're married. https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19516451/why-married-men-are-happier/ New study shows /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
that women are not. :/ https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/may/25/women-happier-without-children-or-a-spouse-happiness-expert /2
Catnopean
Wow, who knew that marriage and children were not the way to make a woman happy. /s
Catnopean
(seriously though, if guys would do their share of housework and childcare, things might be different)
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
That's exactly the reason I think. I'm pretty happy, but my husband takes on about half the work. That's probably why.