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Spotted dick filled with chocolate
source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BZympgBDbas
Want more? https://imgur.com/gallery/LYcZq
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source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BZympgBDbas
Want more? https://imgur.com/gallery/LYcZq
theonewholurksabout
I've been on imgur touch. I was expecting spiders or a funny gif. Chocolate is good though
NotaCPA
Ugh huh ahhhh
ProxyPlayerHD
nah, USK 16
hoverman
this is genuinely disgusting to me
asoftstrawberry
Ithronyar
Disgusting. Soggy mush and probably way too sweet.
stabbedintheface
tyr888
Ok, so what am I looking at here?
one1deuce
@ilikecutegifsandicannotlie ok we have to stop this, but it's in the title
SirBinky
I was expecting spiders to come pouring out or something. Imgur you've ruined me.
Magmos
I don't know why but my first thought upon seeing that pastry was "IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS! BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT!"
ran93r
I only came here for the spiders... stupid food.
hippybobby
@DiabetesPorn
DiabetesPorn
Thank you love. Already saved.
yinkum326
LexLurker84
Rated D for Diabeetus
ckdbsi
More like Rated N for Need
LokiShade
Did...did I just get laid?
MrShifty
Opportunist
--cigarette?
LokiShade
srslysterling
From the title I expected it to be full of spiders or something.
StarmineRendezvous
I was hesitant and waited before being happy about it. That title man...
canIbethebigspoon
My brain actually thought it was the back of a spider at first and when they put the spoon in i felt disgusted. The feeling just won't leave
cTraNik
Eh looks kinda gross to me
Amazora
okay where the fuck is the recipe for this shit
jlky
.
BlackTrashTiger
I expected it to be full of spiders. I don't know why.
addi09
I want to get into a serious relationship, lose my virginity, get married and have delicious children with this thing
TsukariYoshi
I would jeopardize our relationship by banging your hot wife.
ReilyOHanlon
Jeez, lady, get a room!
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
welp I'm done. time for a smoke
hode420LCGS
Just quit, have one for me too!
idekwutimdoing
Same!
MINIMVM
BigJB
Yep.
v
nokers
Slower way slower
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Ya slut
Goronhead
Well, the URL is only going 90 feet per hour.
vorodar
SLOWER!
tehUzume
...this doesn't look good to me, I'm sorry.
ManOfKent1967
I thought the same too. A bit too sickly-looking for my liking.
tehUzume
I don't like wet cookies. This is like cookie dumpling soup. This is also not okay.
Hetuni
Cookies just dipped in milk are fine, but soaked and soggy... Eugh
MeisPip
10/10 would eat and immediately throw up
counterintel
Binging and purging is an effective weight loss practice. Is it a good idea? It's an idea.
Beegeezee505
Lack toast in taller ant?
gen87sis
And eat it again
KobeBurger
StarmineRendezvous
This...is reversed, right?
Ansatsunin
Nope.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Ha, the guy beside him
Reesiepup
I am very sorry, but am I the only one that doesn't find this appealing?
schopier
No. This dessert is all concept, zero execution. Hope you like eating an over-saturated wet sponge.
balloonman
It is not appealing in the least. But sugar addiction eradicates judgement and puts weird lenses before our eyes.
Hetuni
Not for me, fuck that shit, it looks disgusting, it's going to taste disgusting to me.
blahblahghost
My reaction was, "that cookie is gonna be slop by the time I eat it. No thank you."
Ansatsunin
.. It's a spongey cake. It's fine.
Brant04
Yes
hoverman
it's fucking disgusting to me
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Nah, fuck this mess
CheerfullyGrim
All I can think of when I see it is how soggy it's going to get with all that milk.
Ansatsunin
.. It's not crunchy, but a spongy cake. It's fine.
Trickytrickychaos
So are you saying cake doesn't fall apart and become unappetizing when it gets wet....?
Ansatsunin
Sponge cake? Nope.
pandorafalters
I'm sorry; I'm gonna have to say that you're at least 95% wrong here.
hoverman
all i can think of is that time all those camel spiders emerged from my 6th birthday cake
StartingOver
Story time go?
commentsivehadafew
Is this what they mean by “food porn”?
Krazykyle11
Niddhoger
Stick your dick in it!
BobotheButtClown
I feel a stirring in my loins, as no prior so-called 'food-porn' has awoken within me. 'Tis indeed... Food Porn.
BigJB
Abso-fuckin-lutely.
Gayforbae
Well I just made creme anglaise in my pants soooooo...
cowbellrx
Its some type of porn cause i have to go take a shower and change my undies now.
BobHacks
That's what my folder will be called
Foxyfox135
Indeedily.
quattroformaggix4
Yes. And sometimes no *eyebrows*.
TotallyNotDitto
Draprions
I never understood if it is used for very pleasant food or people having sex with food. Or both.
AttractedToShinyThings
If you make the same sounds seeing the food you do during sex it's food porn imo
redswhinez
George Costanza tried to make those worlds collide.... :)
quattroformaggix4
Yes
Metallica93
Yes. Never understood the "porn" part, myself. Nature videos are "nature porn", delicious-looking food is "food porn". The fuck, Internet...
DarkNinja2462
My understanding is that the phrase is used to evoke some feeling. In this case, hunger
darkdragonempress
Porn in this case would basically just be a term that means it's incredibly aesthetically pleasing. Or someone wants to fuck it. Idk anymore
StarmineRendezvous
Reiizm
It makes perfect sense. On the other hand, gross-looking food is food gore:
Metallica93
That seems even more moronic, though.
hippybobby
ITS RAW!!!!! WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!!!
obidya
I have been dieting for 342 days but I'm telling you I will quit, get in my car, and drive to wherever the fuck that is RIGHT NOW.......
OfficialTerrorist
No you won’t calm down drama queen
HolyWhatNow
If your diet hasn't worked in nearly a year, you need a new diet
obidya
I mean I guess, technically, Im not really dieting but instead have changed the way I eat. Down 135lbs so far.
Gayforbae
Can I get a ride?
Ovisapede
Walk here and I'll make you one, you'll have earned it :)
HowComeDespiteTheFact
Man, just make 9 out of 10 dishes healthy, life is too short to eliminate all the "cheating".
obidya
oh this cookie magic thing is going to have to happen, dont think for a second it wont
ToastedVanilla
A very similar concept of Dominique Ansel's cookie shot. https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/PGQkPvDixL3heRQXSmdm2_643P0/fit-in
PuppyDontCare
Not one single cheat day? alright!
obidya
I've gone over 6 times in the last 90 days, and halloween has been rough, but, keeping on keeping off
PuppyDontCare
only 6!! That's perfect!! I don't think anyone can diet without cheat days.
Selenalways
It's in Dubai.
ILoveBASS
what's the resto called?
SlothOfSpeed
Wow, congrats! I think every once in a while an indulgent meal could be a good thing though.
NeefanFroy
Run there and you earned it homie
suvinrk
Link to recipe with video: https://www.instagram.com/p/BbFAbvFjWup/
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Here's what I do when the cravings strike: cut an apple into wedges (tart, e.g. Granny Smith; healthy fat-burning acids & enzymes,not too...
FiftyShadesOfArugula
much sugar), put 1/2 walnut on each wedge and douse them in cinnamon (the good non-toxic Ceylon stuff). Tastes delicious & is healthy af.
obidya
I have actually not tried this, but I will
Rednecksaremyspiritanimal
Make room for one more. I'll ride with my shirt off the whole way if I have to.
sharon838
Congrats for dieting for that long!
katanatripsis
I’m on week 3 of the Whole30 and I want to hitch a ride, please.
obidya
never heard of it, whats that all about?
katanatripsis
It’s a month long reset/elimination diet to adjust your food habits and find trigger foods.
katanatripsis
And I can actually function fine with little sugar, but I miss bread, damn it.
katanatripsis
So no grains, sugar/sweeteners, alcohol, soy, dairy, or legumes (and a couple others). Then you gradually add some back in.
Crispy7970
300+ days into my diet and I'm never going back to eating unhealthy foods and you should come pick me up on the way there because reasons
AwhatNwhatAwhatMwhatE
This is not "unhealthy". Everything in moderation
obidya
I feel that with every fibre of my being
EGOT
You can make that. Well greased Pyrex bowl, line with cookie dough,put a bunch of chocolate in the middle, top with cookie. Bake, flip.
ford53
Pretty sure I could make it if you are relatively close. I’m in Albuquerque
Felderburg
Me too!
IPostAboutPoliticsIfYouDontLikeItSuckIt
Nobody stop for long in ABQ or you’re likely to have your car stolen. And get shot. By the cops. For reporting it.
gfixler
You got any bear claws?
WoofBarkRuff
But what if he makes a wrong turn there?
Maeloha21
In ABQ please make!
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
Try not to take a wrong turn.
SandfordNWA
averagekunt
I'm in Las Cruces. I'll be right there
ford53
Haha I’ll figure out the recipe and get back to you
Macewindow54
I’m in cloud Croft. :)
PerfectSpawn
It's at my place.
manicmalki
Party at OPs!
obidya
I feel like your lying but I will be right there
PerfectSpawn
Sorry, I just ate all of it.
obidya
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/jacob_sladder.jpg
obidya
worth the risk
Chewbaccabra
cometeunmoco
Nah cuz he didn't check to make sure they were underage first
ImAnUpVoterUnlessYoureAnUberDouche
Can I bum a ride? I’m buying!
whatevernamewhat
Whats "bum a ride"
ImAnUpVoterUnlessYoureAnUberDouche
“Can you drive me somewhere?”
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
I'll chip in gas $!
bigred810
I'll provide the grass.
machineconductor
I will so eat that with you. I no longer care about t3h carbs.
VoIdemort
Only if you throw in a bum ride.
ThailandExpress
only if you buy me this first,FIRST!, no rides till AFTER
VoIdemort
One Chocolate Cookie Cake-in-a-bowl-of-Milk for a Thailand Express? Sounds like a good deal, but I'll need a consent form. (1/2)
VoIdemort
I've been playing it safe since the Potter incident (2/2)
obidya
just tell me where
Selenalways
It's in Dubai.
unknownxuserx
DubWHYYYYY
slothwolverine
Stop by colorado for me!!
obidya
this is going to be a really long drive.... Im getting two
slothwolverine
Lets make it an even 10
AmyBernadettePenny
This isn’t spotted dick and custard - but you would like spotted dick and custard - bloody wonderful!
Cartoones
Well I only got regular dick and u can take my custard after ;)
DurendaI
"Oh lord, a female? Better make it creepy."
tigerlily12
Holy moly
TheOneTrueDaywalker
It's in Dubai
TunkkisOfFinland
I think I could drive there. It'll take time and money, but I could probably get there.
JupitersWitch
AnatolianTiger
It’s pronounced DubaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
StraightOuttaUsersub
geiokami
So no oven needed? They just toss it on the porch to cook
iLikeToRubMyToastsTogetherAndMakeAFireSandwich
Exactly
MushroomFiend
I'm gonna go buy an amphibious vehicle. Like an LAV
SexualPeanut
theguygreg
Username checks out
SexualPeanut
*angry peanut roar*
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
What is the dish called
QotU
Heaven
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
But what is it called to an aetheist
Gwaiin
Eternal blackness.
DeadEndRoad
Memes
ILoveBASS
void of nothingness