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SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
The beard hides the facelift scars
memeofficer
Plain and simple: people LOVE Keanu. Because of his talent, his career, his personality, ect... Me too. But the Wick movies are a 5,5/10
propelledraptor
A FUCKING PENCIL
buddhanature
I'm happy to see famous men with the patchy looking beard too.
TheePerfectComment
It gave you a stroke?
TheePerfectComment
It sure gave me a stroke.
DaneBrass
I was very grateful that I still have knees after watching that movie.
Idrinkforevil
It was a good movie because it wasnt a reboot of something else. It was a great graphic novel anyways.
TheRealCheeseburger
http://imgur.com/DqfK6uK
Drucifer1988
this
Acmoore456
Please tell me the catalyst for the action isn't someone killing his dog AGAIN
ICantBelieveThisUsernameIsNotRegistered
derpalopithecus
her eyelid doesn't go back up after she winks, why
HandsomeMcMuscles
Poor (weathy) thing is probably run so ragged on the hype train she's exhausted! I bet her eyes hoped for sleep.
ikendoi
A big screw you from Australia where it won't come out until april 20th. Film companies wonder why piracy is sp rabid here.
AintNothinButAPoopbutt
In Oz on a work visa. This saddens me; the first movie was badass.
crysk49350
Wut? In Europe it won't come out 'til March 16th, but I thought in the commonwealth countries the date would be pretty much the same
CaptainSisqo
Actually, they know why. They finally had to start immediate or early releasing the films in China. Reason they haven't done anything (1/2)
CaptainSisqo
about it yet is because they still feel there's a way to make the laws more favorable to them. That's why they gave up in China. (2/2)
SometimesISayDumbShit
Man you fuckers are hyping it up too much. I'm gonna expect some epic shit and it's not going to live up to the hype and I'll hate you all
harambesghost18
Be seeing you steev
moxymox
The first one was so uninteresting, I can't believe anyone is excited about the second one.
00wl
im with you on this buddy
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
The filmed a gunfight in a house of mirrors.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Just saw the movie and it was shit and you should feel like shit if you watch it. (Does this negative fake review help any?)
SometimesISayDumbShit
Thanks man!
TheVoicesSay
Saw it Friday. Loved it. But I loved the first one so yeah.
dwilson0725
I out off watching the first one for so long. Thought it would be cheesy. Shocked how good it was.
916guitarded
916guitarded
Mushroombadger
People did that with the first one too though
bluegent
And you only have yourself to blame.
916guitarded
INowHaveAdditionalQuestions
You've been on Imgur since 2014. Do you not already hate us all?
SometimesISayDumbShit
You raise an excellent point
SurfSwitch
If you liked the first one then you will like this one. Simple as that.
Shot0ut
I liked it, he's a badass and kills the shit out of everyone realistically, but it wasn't the greatest movie I've ever seen
bushpotato
From a realistic standpoint, it's a good film, I would say only slightly worse than the first. Overall a good, satisfactory action romp.
Acornlad
I heard it wasn't that good from my roommate.
bushpotato
From a realistic standpoint, it's a good film, I would say only slightly worse than the first. Overall a good, satisfactory action romp.
staplesthegreat
I saw it the night it was released, shit is tight, and IMO the action scenes are much smoother
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
The filmed a gunfight in a house of mirrors.
bushpotato
From a realistic standpoint, it's a good film, I would say only slightly worse than the first. Overall a good, satisfactory action romp.
MyUnoriginalNameWasTaken
It's how the John Wick movies portrays realistic gunplay and hand-to-hand combat instead of the regular action choreography that does it.
Gingest
Also, some excellent long cut action sequences. Really well done. Almost unheard in American action movies at this point.
GreenTeaGal
Other than the 2 times his left knee gets hit full on by a car and he's kicking people seconds later it's pretty realistic
MyUnoriginalNameWasTaken
Both times he sees the car coming just in time to prepare. It's quite possible to catch that hit. Will still hurt like a motherfucker though
GreenTeaGal
Uh I see a car coming I'm not gonna continue walking, let alone let it hit &throw me a few feet TWICE
commentsbadcomments
To be fair if you don't hate everyone now, a movie review shouldn't be that last straw
SometimesISayDumbShit
Hahaha that is a good point
Draconieray
he kills over 70 people using his three gun skills, a combat troodon and a fucking pencil! WHO does that>
luc666
A true don.
klaatubaradanickel
He kills over 120 people in total. In the first one he kills around 70 or so. Upping dat bodycount.
IamNotAnAlien
Jason Bourne?
hideakikarate
I was going to say Statham.
Sukkerfugl
Shoot em up. Watch it if you like john wick
Thefunfactofthedayis
A PHOOKING PENCIL!
vadeettufacsimiliter
I thought you misspelled trombone and I, I think I want to see a combat trombone now.
CaibreGreyblade
Riddick.
ColonelColon
Riddick aint got shit on the boogeyman.
firedrafter
Fuck troodons man, it put me to sleep for 10mins
TheMuteDoge
#fucktroodons
Draconieray
Ark joke, nice hate those fuckers. Love that knife
BritishBatman
well thanks for the fucking spoilers instead then.
PhilipCoulson
"Main character in action movie kills many people", what a spoiler! If you couldn't figure that one out, then, wow.
BritishBatman
WITH A PENCIL! That would have been a lovely surprise, like with the Joker, it's the specifics that spoil it.
literallymike
At least he didn't tell you about the dog...
iAMusername
:( how could they do that