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#inspiring, #funny, #shopping, #wtf, #awesome,
Oct 12, 2017 5:03 PM
probabil6eootr
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5539
174
#inspiring, #funny, #shopping, #wtf, #awesome,
DowntonArbys
David Carradine was wrong in Kill Bill 2. Bruce Wayne doesn't dress up as Batman to hide his true identity. Batman dresses up as Bruce Wayne
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
Mccanimal101
Bruce Wayne is the mask......and that’s what makes him sad. He lost his humanity while Superman, an alien from another planet, has his own
Maudible
Inspiring? Funny? Shopping? Awesome? Wat?
Grimbby
I love that episode of Batman: Beyond where he knows he's being manipulated because the voices in his head aren't addressing him as Batman
BrianStuart
https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-09-2016/ORaH-A.gif
SlimSkeeter
For everyone saying "Gloves", the damned lasso works through every other kind of clothing, wtf is so special about gloves?
PrincessCatBucket
BrianStuart
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/adamwest-phonebook.jpg
LlornDeIcamole
parallaxHero
DARKNESS! NO PARENTS!
Yozzoy
SUPER RICH!
csargent2
Kind of makes it better!
willjongill
https://youtu.be/PE9HUtYwW1Y
CheeseborgarSoop
At least post the rest. https://lowbrowcomics.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/img_6348.jpg
WarDragon1984
You've done good work today.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
Is Clark Kent high?
Gamemaster64
ok now do it again but with no gloves.
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Batman fully believes he is batman. Bruce is his disguise. Bruce died when his parents did.
grammarfairy
Nothing to do with the gloves, works through clothing as shown many times.
JimTheBim
He's wearing gloves
RobertsHamburgers
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman.
somedudedude
FreddieMercurysChestHair
https://i0.wp.com/media.agonybooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/30230358/this-is-jon-snow.gif
thtguyjosh
Gods I was something something something
mikekearn
Right proper lad.
GasBandit
Right proper. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/023/735/proper.jpg
talenphillips
I think you mean Aegon Targaryen... or Aegon the Emo..
DangerTrain
Oh boy am I sick of seeing this on FP every week.
SoludisSnake
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
I hate the whole "He's really Batman" thing. Yeah, he's not really a lazy, greedy playboy, but he is still Bruce Wayne. It's just that 1/2
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
2/2 Bruce Wayne means a different thing to Bruce/Batman than it does to the outside world. Not sure if I'm making sense.
GBMaker
Sounds reasonable to me.
TheLastGunslinger
What’s this from?
zagibu
Darude: Batstorm
KimBongChill
Rebirth era Wonder Woman, can't remember the issue. May have been an annual.
CasinoV
A comic book I would guess.
DOR1057
Spoken like a true smartass, upvote for you.
zcheney
https://youtu.be/Ceca1JCRQbA Old Bruce Wayne couldn't have said it better.
HenceTheFence
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piax
I was hoping someone would have posted this!!!!
VigorousButtstuff
I loved that old series, but the way Bruce's intonation in his voice went just seemed too... weird. Too many pitch ups...
Syntaxserror
I had forgotten how good this was, sleep, who needs sleep anyways?
TresusIbor
.
JojoMojohohoho
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
From Dark Knight to Infinity and Beyond!
Khatvogel
I want that.
NotACanadian
Aquaman's like 'dude wtf'
aselleus
Cone of silence
PerplexingPeers
GLOVES
MobileUserGundam
... are irrelevant? WW's used the lasso wrapped around clothed peoples' arms all the time. It's not a skin contact thing.
PerplexingPeers
Im fairly certain that even in imaginationland batman's gloves dont qualify as "cloth" since y'know batty's stuff stops bullets n such.
SIMOMEGA
Why don't you do some research first.
PerplexingPeers
I would but there's not a lot pof stuff on academic search premier regarding a lasso of truth.
SIMOMEGA
Wikipedia? Wikia? There's so much a quick Google can do it in 5 minutes. ;)
PerplexingPeers
Maybe you've got better sources... lexis? Base?refseek? African journals maybe?
SIMOMEGA
Look for my other reply.
hetnkik999
I always loved this scene in Batman Beyond:
IRPAZ
Racealistic
I fucking love batman beyond.
HQDefault
And now, so do I.
KrustyKrabPizzaBoy
Awesome
PugPugPugPug
Me too! Love it!
NM156
Batman Beyond is the movie they need to make instead of another reboot, rehash, re-blah...
theonemarcusbob
But wouldn't that make it another reboot?
rykinshin
YES! I've been saying this for years. It's the perfect thing to convert to a modern day movie.
themoreyoutoot
omuaomua
ineffablyintangible
Yissss
Psile
I love that you can see some memories in the back. All sad and angry.
IAMAQUAMAN
i would have thought that rage would be the one ruling his mind
PassTheGiggles
A combination, surely.
IOwnTheSpire
You're absolutely right, but don't him Shirley.
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
KamSolastor
What is that from?
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KamSolastor
Thanks
elcee50
Meanwhile, Power Girl:
MobileUserGundam
Pop quiz: Better Power Girl? Siri or Larkin Love?
UncleTopher
Asking the real questions.
killymcmurder
Buttercup
cravenmoorhead
Larkin
zairewyoming
Larkin, that tongue baby!
flavivsaetivs
Power Girl, especially from the series where the artist her boobs bigger every issue until the editor finally noticed. :P
Paivota
Larkin, not that siri is bad, but larkin wins 4 me.
DragonSamurai182
sadly that’s just a fan manipulation. I think the real line was something about going to kill Superman.
SIMOMEGA
I don't read comics even tho I like superheroes, did she really say that? xD
M1ZAA
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Corona688
Of course not.
SIMOMEGA
What did she say in the source material then?
Corona688
That she was going to go kill superman.
SIMOMEGA
Oh k then, nothing really spectacular then lol.
purpleader
Is this real
Wellshiet
100% real (NOT FAKE)
jghaverty8888
Fans HATE this one little trick!!!
cousteau
no its a comic
sh3nhu
Fuck
thtguyjosh
as real as you want it to be
davidc21
Last speech bubble is edited, I believe the original has her saying "To murder Superman in his Fortress".
ellekitty
I dont believe this - isnt she Superman's daughter?
ThatGuyVinny
Cousin
DaedaIus
She was being mind controlled without knowing it.
notactuallyabrownman
Cousin. Basically Supergirl from an alternate earth who stayed in prime continuity.
GasBandit
No, his cousin from an alternate universe (Earth-2).
HighSlayerRalton
Sometimes that Earth's Superman's adoptive daughter though. Except when she's from Atlantis, smh.
d0o0o0d
She's been universe-shifted, retconned, and reality-rebooted so many times I've lost track of what the current version is.
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
She's his cousin [SuperGirl] from Earth-2.
SaintofSoulss
No. Power Girl is from Earth 3 (she's not from the main Earth). She is Kryptonian and is a cousin to Superman.
somedudedude
Batman is Batman, and no-one else. Bruce is just a mask.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Not true. The main reason he became Batman is because of his parents and his human empathy. Batman is a symbol just as much as Playboy Bruce
Elconquesodor
https://media.tenor.com/images/09f91994ccd8d5d326fa181ad4ce5aa0/tenor.gif
ChanningTastum
Spoiler alert fuck
Mockingbirb
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
ShibbyGTR
What is this from?
SorryBuddy
I think it's Batman of Shanghai.
BeerSeer
Superman might be overpowered, but Batman is Batman.
PmMeGifsForSauce
Etrigan summoned Batman! I'm dead.
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
With Jason Blood dead at the Spectre's hand, bonded with the bat to fight Superman is what was planned.
JustCallMeBean
You are another who recognizes the time, when it's appropriate to speak in rhyme.
Ripplingtwinkie
Is that Black Adam? Looks like a lightning bolt on his chest...
smashpro1
Sinestro Corps Superman.
cdnmDECEMBER
I haven't kept up with the comics but superman becomes a yellow Lantern, too and his outfit changes accordingly
somedudedude
no, thats superman. It is from injustice, wher this happens:
OliverClothesoff70
Is The Joker gonna be OK?
Daemoneyes
Its The Joker, pretty sure he just laughed it off.
snowfork
He walked it off
BustyOrangutan
No he ded.
donttalktomeihaventhadmycoffee
Bruce died in crime alley.
Espriteador
WalkingWithPythons
I never truely understood why Batman was such a popular superhero, but this little exchange has been a revelation
TheKidGorgeous
TheDairyPope
Oh shit... What if Bruce got shot too, and the entire story of Batman is a coma dream, with all the reboots being a time the docs tried a1/?
TheDairyPope
2/?new treatment to revive him? What if all his villains are just parts of his own broken psyche?
aleister94
in some version he attempted to kill himself a little after that
flavivsaetivs
I think that was Nolan's Batman Begins where they mention that.
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
*raises fist in solidarity*
MacKelvey
ReverseCard
Okay keep this right below it.
AstartesLibrarius
https://youtu.be/fFc8CDWoll0![]()
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
Earth-2 was some fucked shit
thtguyjosh
Bruce's dad was a doctor? I thought he was just a business man
TallAndGeeky
The Wayne family is old money, and while Thomas technically owned Wayne Industries he practiced medicine because that was his calling.
CaptCanada
both really, like he owned a hospital or something in some series
smashpro1
He definitely mentions working at a hospital in Batman Begins.
meeseeksyouseeks
What was this arc called? Always wanted to read it
TheShittierBeatles
This is from Flashpoint I believe.
cusegeek
Flashpoint
meeseeksyouseeks
Oh dang I've been told to read that alot ... Guess I'm gonna have to now looool
iamthisguy247
You know, I think things would be safer there if they hadn't named it Crime Alley. It's like they were asking for it.
thtguyjosh
In LA we have "skid row" where all the homeless people live on the street and you just don't go there. It was Bruces dad's fault.
cocobill007
Well it Wasnt called crime alley at first, they renamed it after the murder of bruce's parent
forte10
Oh, I dunno Martha, let's take a walk down Felony Cul de sac? Or how about violent Assault Blvd?
zethsaber
As a Brooklynite, I feel the same way about naming streets Martin Luther King Boulevard.
MacKelvey
Stop victim blaming!
pancreas
You ever play Diablo 3? Every single area is named something awful like that. Like who the fuck wants to live in the Fields of Misery?
JosephSelah
They have fields? I live fields! Honey we should move.
JosephSelah
Reverse psychology. Who actually does crimes on crime alley? That's like...so lame.
bs13690
Well, we could walk down Safety Lane but it will take us a couple blocks out of the way. Better cut through Crime Alley.
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
but that leads straight into Murder Avenue
ArgentXero
We gonna walk down to Murder Avenue, and hit you with gun fire. Do do dodo
BravadoAvacado
Bah, they just named it that for the disproportionate amount of murder that happens in it, but we'll be fine. WE won't be murdered!
Deadpoolio7
The street is called Park Row, they called it Crime Alley *after* the Waynes got shot.
MinisterKai
And that was, of course, the only crime committed in Gotham Freakin' City.
IFoughtTheLawAndTheLaw1
No but if the equivalent of like bill gates and his wife or whoever are murdered in an alley maybe people would have a name for that alley
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
In memory of the wonderful crime that's committed?
Deadpoolio7
Shoulda called it Wayne Lane
somedudedude
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
This is fantastic.
NPCommentator
Pretty sure the victims name were Thomas and Martha.
corvumm
wHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
iamthisguy247
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!
bs13690
ARRRBURGLE!!!! THAT NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ImGonnaRickRollYou
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?
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ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
HAHAHAHAAH