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Nov 2, 2022 2:05 PM
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SirDistic
In Japan you have to order your Christmas chicken dinner months in advance because it's sold out.
bikergeek6249
#7 Aisle 15
smutfiend
#36 - wouldn't work on me, I'd avoid sex entirely with this person.
HonHomes
"Ah shit, she's probably put a hole in it"
Lulabel73
I also know some men who want to have a baby, so there’s that risk.
ohmygoditsabear
#11 that dishwasher fucking hurts to look at
volch1tsa
My roommates have done worse. Bowls facing straight up! Entire plates of leftovers! Amazingly my dishwasher still did alright somehow
bikergeek6249
#12 I wanna hyuck you like an animal/You bring me closer to gawrsh
Willowknowsall
Who bought that 11 year old boy that shirt?!
KoenigDerAusrede
#9 It’s helico his dick arround the room, isn‘t it. A common misunderstanding.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
#8 The size of the cups is relative to the band size. For eg a 38C has the same amount of "batter" as a 40A. This is totally wrong.
vDorothyv
#11 never get mad as the alternative was them not doing the dishes
OlthoiHelmet
Excellent
DeadeicPrints
#11 this upsets me on a deep level.
NotAHugeSpider
I think it'd give Jon Richardson a stronk.
JackalopeElope
5 types of bowls and 6 types of bowls. I'd rack it better, but not by much.
SnepInTime
Thats 13 types of bowls
Inmate45
#42 but one day, maybe, MAYBE, that whole pack of sour lollies won't give me mouth ulcers.
MagmaCarta
I thoroughly enjoyed this
Sticklebrickk
#8 What the F* size pancakes you making? A-cup 11 pancakes????? Is this in comparison to weight or total volume?
fickeroffick
#27 Peas braking hot, peas braking cold, peas braking somersaults 9 streets o'er
JigglyWitch
Til my tits are 25 pancakes
HonHomes
KyleButNotThatKyle
Congratulations, sir.
Drix1942
#2 One is spending time with friends, other one is cheating (implied).
eromitlab
#34 could be worse, could be Faded Glory
areyoucallingmealiar
#41, Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy ‘till you come on my face?
thisiskissel
No one on this thread is questioning how she gonna eat her own pussy.
scr1bbl3
Well it’s kind of you to offer…
urob
I am horrified that I actually guessed this on the first go without scrolling to the comments. What's wrong with me?
HackerJacker
then rather than 'till but yes
TheRutabagaUprising
It took me 2 tries of being confused and the 3rd time reading, it felt like reading a regular sentence and I have no clue how I did it.
andwings2go
Still trying to figure out how I knew what that said first time seeing it
lackadaisycull
I love/hate that I read this correctly even though this is the first time I had seen this long, obtuse acronym.
ItsCaptain0bvious
Yeap, no more than half a second pause in the middle, but yeah, what is wrong with me?
mattrixk
I got most of the way through it in my own, but needed the comments for the rest
londog1
Yup
GnikNella
Same
Hashbrown123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
L1NS4S4URUS
Thank you I was having trouble with the "on my face" part
RonnieKielbasa
Name of your sex tape?
BabiesAreGreatMedRare
I can help with that.
LeCoq1963
I'm disturbingly proud of myself for getting that without any help
Seantall
Yes please!
ramblercomet5772
Someone needs to do a Ph.D. thesis on why in the hell every person knows what this means even though they have never seen it before.
RipThemUpRatchet
So fascinating. I bet it’s heavily related to context
bananabelly
We're all sick, horny fucks. Do I get my PhD now?
KingXizor
#9 unfair standards for men! Growers can't helicopter soft or hard and we WANT to dammit!
BenevolentViking
#3 Quick reminder that the singer of Toto, Joseph Williams, is the son of John Williams. Yes, *that* John Williams.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Wait, really?? TIL
agermanguy
Wow +1
SanityVoid
#41 I shall be a ferret about this, and ferry it away to be shown to my other filthy degenerate friends for a giggle. Thanks friend.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
#23 Meanwhile, I'm over here picking up a hitchhiker, sharing my Halloween candy and edibles with him, and chatting about how fascists suck.
HonHomes
Yyup! I don't really worry about going to do jobs for strangers at whatever address they give me.
TinyLiehon
#4 That says more about the 5th teacher than anything else (to be debated whether the other 4 didn't know or were smart enough to pretend).
nowtherearetwo
Had to Google it. You are spot on!
pigsearsandtwirlytails
I'm scared, is it safe to Google?
Neometal
it's porn
pigsearsandtwirlytails
Ah, so not safe. Thank you
Kythulhu13
#1 the only song I can think of titled “Ignition” is by Trivium and I doubt that’s what this is referring to.
DeadeicPrints
Oh they mean a song. Still doesn't make sense to me though.
JugOfVoodoo
R. Kelly's Ignition (Remix): "It's the remix to Ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen. Mama rollin that body got everyman in here wishin."
JugOfVoodoo
It's R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)". Meme refers to the chorus: "It's the remix to 'Ignition', hot and fresh out the kitchen".
JugOfVoodoo
I forgot the rest: "Mama rollin' that body, got everyman in here wishin'."
carriedeservedbetter
#48 i don't get it?
RevengeIsIceCream
The angle of her back and most importantly the grip on her hair implies they're doing the sex thing.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Sometimes you don't think it be like it is, but it do
avvar
they're doin' the do
murderhobbit
#4 i don't get it
MeatraffleJackpot
Lookin like nobody else does.
AtmaDarkwolf
Sad deal is, a meme (even weak ones like this) that require research just to find out what obscure thing it references isn't worth posting.
AtmaDarkwolf
and yes, I Did google it. It basically says 'I am a fan of a very specific genre of poon on pornhub'
UserNamesArentEasy
#47 this was very common in the US.
KyleButNotThatKyle
Buffets in general? Yes. All you can eat KFC? Never seen or heard of one.
UserNamesArentEasy
Might have been a Midwest thing then. But MN and IA both had them while growing up in the 90s. None have them anymore.
smutfiend
Just not KFC. If it exists, I got no clue where.
Lakalaba
Went through Arkansas and stopped at a KFC, small town, they had a buffet. I don't remember where. It was awesome. Quality food too.
UserNamesArentEasy
Was, as in past tense. My local KFC got rid of their 8+ yrs ago now.
avvar
Yea, I've seen plenty of buffets, but I've never seen a single KFC buffet, ever. Golden Corral though...
gryphoemia
golden corral is proof that the gods hate us.
FishSausages
Everything facing downward to get appropriately sprayed clean? I see no problem here.
ThomasThundersword
not all the bowls are facing down, it’s over crowded, and, while this is personal preference, there is no order to how it’s laid out.
smutfiend
Everything is super cramped together. Hard for proper flow to get a good clean.
SterlingBee
and the plastic should all be on the top rack, most of it says 'top rack only' right on it
philsnow
There's a non-stick cookie sheet in the dishwasher. Whoever loaded it needs to be drug out into the street and shot.
philsnow
none of the bowls are facing downwards, they're all facing horizontally. stack bowls loosely in single file to hide their numbers.
philsnow
A+ on the gray water bottle in the bottom right though, I have that exact one and this is what you've gotta do.