sleeperkid
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"Destined FOR hell", rather.
Mar 3, 2026 3:36 PM
sleeperkid
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"Destined FOR hell", rather.
BautaStein
Are people still surprised that an evangelical dead cult is running the show for a while now?
PhailRaptor
Boy, what's in the Epstien Files must be really bad if they're trying to invoke Ragnarok to distract from it
DiracsDelta
Land of the free, where your kids go to war for a crusade based on a religion that you don’t follow.
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
Well what else were we supposed to do? Let a WOMAN be President? /s
murderonamonkey
Would be true if the comment had been 'According to OIL companies plan' becaus e follow the money boys.
DonkeyGoat
Great, it's the cru(de oil)sades
FelonyRaptor
Any idiot that goes there to fight, thinking it's God's plan deserves everything they got coming to then.
It is God's plan after all.
AppalachiaOhio
Obligatory
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Christians have believed the rapture is "any day now" since 1830s and it's FALSE doctrine.
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
https://www.sungazette.com/opinion/letters/2024/04/the-rapture-is-not-biblical/
reichstein
Probably best to not have people who believe in stuff like the rapture in positions of power.
I prefer leaders to be rational intelligent people with a good grasp on reality.
vericon151
Don’t worry. Like most wars it’s not really about religion. It’s about money like normal.
Chicagorooftop
Reagan's Sec. of the Interior James Watt was charged with caring for the Environment, but was a born again Christian. He said that people who were obsessive about cleaning the environment were silly, because God was planning The Rapture and we were all going to be leaving here soon. So to these people, the Earth is like a bus station waiting room. Yeah it's a little bit dirty, but we're leaving so who cares?
DangerBaer
He sounds like the type of a-hole who has never returned a shopping cart in his life.
meganical
It’s sad only 110 reported because the rest fear retaliation for standing against what they know and believe is wrong
Khanamana324
Aka: they are cowards who need to be stripped of their position effective immediately.
quietwalker
This guy, Mr. Larsen, should be taken out. I don't mean of the army. I mean with finality.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
Larsen is the journalist...
quietwalker
Then I was wrong about the person, thank you for correcting me. I apparently skipped the first line and read "... Larsen, the commanding officer, "etc.
The commanding officer needs to be taken out.
ThatRaccoonGuy
I'm having lots of fun comparing Trump to the beast these days. He hasn't quite hit 7 years of rule, yet. But he gives people the mark on their foreheads. His head was wounded but miraculously recovered. And he's leading us down a path of world war where everybody turns against Israel. Y'all ready to see the rapture? I can't wait for Christians to be taken away and leave us alone finally.
Xenarion
As if they'd be chosen.
SheepySleepySmuggler
Can't he just settle for giving out Kool-Aid and convincing people to give him all their worldly wealth? Or is the second part already ticked off?
Goatfer
I think you'd be disappointed when only people who actually followed Christ's teachings or just did good things on their own are the ones raptured. All these hateful/malicious/sexist/racist ones who think going to church is enough to qualify, are still going to be around.
WholeWheatBunnyHugger
ontarioOT
Me, when the rapture means we can actually make the world a better place:
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NHJsZDAweHh2dHhrZXpsNTI5YXc2OWUzeGo3amttNWwzZHU5eWVqeCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/IorAqDrjKiDcc3QdN3/200w.webp
CallMeCourierSix
Gonna be hilarious if the rapture happens, but only applies to self-professed Christians, and for everyone else the universe just stays the same and we keep moving forward.
lostlittletimeonthis
Imagine that the rapture was real but it was the opposite of what they expected, all the crazy zealots go into a cloud and can't get out and the rest of the world goes on free and happy while they are stuck just watching the world go by
Leonon
The rapture already happened. No one's burned down a megachurch so we were all deemed insufficiently Christlike.
PrincessAris
The antichrist is supposed to be universally beloved, only able to be seen through by the most devout of believers. There is no possible interpretation of his approval rating that fits that criteria.
Xenarion
Eh, close enough.
Kbantar
Revelation was just one acid trip by an ancient wack a do. So maybe he just saw visions of MAGAts gathering and mistook it as global.