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hightechpirate
Hatsodoom
Thats not gonna deter everyone though.
redpandabanana
This is also an option
Qpnao
Yeah let's not pretend to be trans to chase creepers away though
DinosaursCameFromSpace
A friend keeps every one she’s been sent, when a new one arrives she responds with each one in a separate message
StarshipSuperTrooper
Got to keep an extra large one in your phone. Text it to them with the caption "this is the last guy who sent me a dick pic. I turned him down and you think you have a chance with that little fella"
Guy0185
Vergenbuurg
(Tagging as NSFW to cover my bases and appease the Puritanical mods)
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thedriver1
Senator Scott is right ( this time).
IAmTheRad
A girl sent me an unsolicited duck pic. She said it was a goose.
Skullwriter
That's fowl play.
RalphH
Aspernari
The funny-sad thing is, https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a30500342/robin-batman-penis-burt-ward/
He now owns a dog food company with perhaps the most unhinged packaging I've ever seen.
RalphH
Yeah right, that is not real HOLY DOGFOOD BATMAN!
BrigidtheMechLady
Please don't do this. 1. it encourages the chasers 2. it's kind of transphobic
JeyYoung333
Right?! Like holy shit yall, this isn’t funny.
Magpiebones
Most people aren't aware or really think about transpeople in that situation. Just send a pic of the hairiest bear you can find to them and crush their potential daydreams.
AnneMakesMistakes
Baby I don't need theirs. I've got my very own home grown version.
marthafarquar
Grinch01
Send it to his mother that will help, maybe the Lady will notice that she dont teach manners to her child
Megadestructo
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eGNjZTI0MmdqNnFmamZtcGM3Y2ZlOG1iemlweTFsaGt1OW10ZHI5ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/nBXZ10MXaKlGyI8HB5/200w.webp
marquettegoldeneagles
Damn!
gottokeepthelooniesonthepath
The audacity of the "Whats wrong with u"
SithElephant
wookietiddy
It's a boomawang
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
This is so effective on homophic dudes. I used to flirt with creeps who were harassing women in online games. Usually got them to go away, at least for a time.
TerranIV
It's like bear spray for perverts!
bikergeek6249
BlueDsc
Nah, reply back with a picture of a dragon dildo saying "Sorry, you're not my type."
morbidconcerto
Tentacles work too lol
rshini
Nah, just 'OMG what is that on there?'
rshini
sent too soon, but be concern and loud about how they totally need to get "that" checked out, make them paranoid
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
For you all to use in response to unsolicited dick pics.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
And for the lack of dick pics.
AvsFreak
https://imgur.com/cMIHta3.gif
HopelessNecr0mantic
Badgerbadgerson3
PlacentaEaters
Or you can use
umbrellamaker
I like this one
skipweasel
"That's not a dick, THIS is a dick..."
ianrl337
Not with that attitude it isn't
MuffinProof
A 2-inch dick is not a dick, it's an oversized clit!
cattlegrazer82
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z3ZoY3loenB4dzFla3A4bGE2cWZ1cjZuZTIzYjlsNDFodXgyMHJxNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4nmLhgAvtkXWiJHZP5/200w.webp
cosonfused
i see you've played dicky cocky before.
Vergenbuurg
That's not a dick. That's a spoon.
brownribbon
Oh I see you’ve played knifey dicky before
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
I see you've played pussy peepee before!
zaxlor
Came here to find this! :D
tallyhoho
Said in an Australian accent
Snuggelapolous
Can someone make this a meme please?
brownribbon
Simpsons got ya covered 25 years ago: https://youtu.be/mcE0aAhbVFc?si=Renfn5lhtS8UWNP5