Susan just wait

May 5, 2020 4:10 AM

Kingwyrm20

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There's Susan being a bitch again, as per usual.

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Susans reactions in real time

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I replaced "Susan" with "Karen" and it made the joke infinitely better. "I WANT TO SEE YOUR ROOSTER," said Karen, red-faced with privilege.

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The first time I heard this joke, it was about a dog and 20th-century baseball players.

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Susan be like

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Alternate punchline: Me: "Chicken, you really let me down today" Chicken: "Well you were the one asking the stupid fucking questions"

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Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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chicken was like: surprise mf

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Just shut the fuck up Susan! Shit!

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Reminds me of the joke of the farmer and the pig on a Belgian market.

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Magic for Susan's

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https://imgur.com/Twabdjr

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This is my wife.. Becca. Yep she loved her books.

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That joke is so old it's got a 63% chance of dying from Covid 19.

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Did anyone else read the chicken in Bert Kreischer's voice?

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Oh yeah! He knows his name! https://youtu.be/eQRTBrLKIT8

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How much are Beer Nuts? BUCK. How about Deer Nuts? under a BUCK.. hehe

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Susan, stop being such a Karen, jeez.

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Reminds of Becca from Bojack

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Okay but would the chicken sound like a parrot or would it have more of a macaw kinda ring to it?

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I need some sauce

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A-1 is where it’s at.

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So, how much is 200 penises?

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A lot.

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Enough to last your mom all afternoon.

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I was hoping for it, but then, I've seen the dog version. This is a nice new twist.

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This one wins for sure.

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Why is she blonde

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First Upload reaction I have seen in the wild.

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