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Aug 14, 2017 7:21 PM
IllkillyouLeonardNimoyTheClownhasnopenis
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HeresTomWithTheWeather
Why would you take a bath before you poop?
goatfkersdidnothingwrong
Everyday we stray further from god's light.
rampartfranklin
Where's the bath beer?
fish1671
.... before and after you eat it.
jayemes
This changed everything. EVERY. THING.
Niadnab
And the hot water keeps your food from getting cold?! Genius.
unsatisfyedGamer
try Oder some sweet & sour ribs, after you done you will be bath in the sweet & sour soup..
cabrillo317
Normally I would not post a bathtub picture reply, but this science is a game changer. I’m waiting for the next post on Mexican food.
OneWingedWolf
Do you people not have bath caddies??
SomewhatSarcastic
Someone owes me $3.50 for a combo coz mine just sank.
Gnostici
So it's less dense than water. That must be why you're hungry 30 minutes later.
RickSlabjaw
I think this is the first stop on the train to rock bottom
Buddhakowski
TheUglyGuy
This is why imgur rocks!
IcyLucario
Yeah we get the few good parts of tumblr without actually having to be on tumblr.
cheesecake7
@keelsman haha
papercliped
God damnit your a fucking genius!
motionpicturecentral
Half the username checks out. You guess which half.
MaryNoonan1967
I'm torn. I am not sure which is grosser: #1) Getting bath water in your food, or #2) Getting food in your bath water.
AluminiumFalcon
Who eats in the bath?
sunsetb
I don't drink so my version of a glass of wine in the bath is a slice of cheesecake.
EmmyCee
What is a bath with no bubbles??
QUALITYCONTR0L
MVP
Warkittens42o
If its fried food they often cut holes so it doesn't get soggy
Bogey45044
flushtownfandom
best part of Chinese food in the bathtub? Jacuzzi bubbles.
Hammertulski
"What are you looking at? These aren't MY bubbles!"
RustBeard16
Just don't let it sit in there for too long... Water will eventually seep through styrofoam
Gover57
yeah, i don't think so. It is literally sold in hardware stores as a rigid vapour barrier insulation...FOAMULAR 250/400
eclect0
Styrofoam will also eventually biodegrade but I'm not worried my bath will last that long.
becausebugeye
Or you for that matter.
Obandigo
Expanded Polystyrene (Styrofoam) Is Non-Biodegradable. Styrofoam appears to last forever as it is resistant to photolysis
CapBoxHead
Bet you that cat never thought it would end up in a tub of water again!
carkuffb101
I no see your cat stop asking.
luv2imgureveryday
My weird beleifs are against eating while inside water.
steveomachismo
Whilst**
JARKB
No bathtub oral for you.
IstillmourntheKahiki
And mine are against food in the bathroom, although a small part of me says "what a great idea!"
dghammer
Especially filthy tub water
ZachsAnomaiy
It could be the "let's not get cholera" urge to not eat in the same room we defecte in. Though it's illogical as we brush our teeth there.
BlackPowderFist
Until you poke a small hole with your fork and it fills with gross bathwater
InDaGawdahDahVeddah
*tasty
DoomSkuller
or you accidentally drop a big forkful into the water
somenerandom
Or you accidentally push down, turn it over, it spills into the water and you're sitting in a tub filled with sweet-sour water and regrets.
bananahamuck
https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-06-2015/837_su.gif
barbwyre59
That's really how hot and sour soup is made
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
Good idea to moisturizing fried rice
Manzoman666
My condolences for small pecker.
EmotionallyTransparent
Or you fart with the eventual gas Chinese food gives and you get the Bermuda Triangle effect sinking that ship.
PenisOfDeath
Gas? Ha! That's what they want you to believe, it's an interdimensional alien portal dammit! No one ever believes me!
spaceindian
I believe you. Those danged aliens are always up to shit.