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Jun 21, 2017 4:57 AM
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SonicTaco
The douchebag in him is coming out
mookiedoi360
Now he's less funny
Noob3rts
Drugs and exercise.
darthbiscuit
Is... is he gonna be in a Marvel movie?
IAmTheLoehrinator
Lordvolt
unlike most weightless before and after....he is more tanned when fat, and less when thin
AliBarber
Also take into consideration film roles and contrast in the photos
leogetz34
Its called cocaine diet.
mdzmdz
Still not funny though
mrmartini
Regardless of fame, obesity now kills more than car crashes, Alzheimer's, and terror attacks combined, so good on him, I said while smoking.
SenorBulbasaur
What if his clones accidentally bump into each other?
babycoolredhead
A man perpetually disgruntled/confused?
yougotredonyu
Jonah hill and Jonah nole?
Icommentoncomments
Jonah's ill
Romulus01
Knoll* , for your future use.
Twtmoose
Dem ankles though
Phatplat
I feel like his funny was in his weight.
kdm36
Ha
BallsackHippo
You're not wrong about it. It's like Zach Galifianakis without the beard : /
tehPhreakmang
It's amazing what you can do when you're not counting purchases at the grocery store and have a personal trainer... Good for him
Fistouille
He's been thin before then fat again. I guess the struggle is real...
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
The struggle of getting paid a fuck ton of money to play fat characters, that's a hard life
tyrunn
Dangerous though, Matt Damon did damage to his body that he's never really recovered from, dropping weight
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
fair enough, but having bomb healthcare should lighten the blow a bit
immadrawyoface
I'm that shallow asshole that thinks he gets hotter the more in shape he gets
notkvothethebloodless
His head doesnt look like it fits on his skinny body
BulletWhole
wtg
ratchetasslombax
I bet a lot more girls are asking him about his wiener now.
DenimChewbacca
The thinner he gets the more he looks like Tom Sizemore
LordHosk
are you familiar with tom sizemore? like have you ever seen him in a movie or a picture? ever?
RacecarRoadcar
Wasn't Tom Sizemore the voice actor for Sonny Forelli in GTAVC?
tanebou
Cocaine will do that to you.
Dafirnz
Holy fuck
frogmineh
wait, there's a famous tom sizemore? is my grandpa hiding something from me
OFFLINE2
And the less he looks like an Italian mob boss.
HEXADECIMAL
Is it just me or was his sense of style better when he was fat??
Stuebydoo
First picture is from the movie War Dogs
MrWoland
Just you
vagrantgorilla
Seth rogan
bigbrother
Sizemore looks like Brendan Fraser mixed with someone else. I've had a running theory that Hollywood mashes together people to make new ones
99Broplems
Tom Sizeless**
littlecanuck
Surely you mean Tom Sizeless?
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
I see Giovanni Ribisi
quillfreminenti
Looks like he made a molehill out of a mountain...Wow that was mean...I am so sorry.
Briicareful
I am happy for him, but I am not understanding why his pants are rolled.
bigmee
Decapitatrix
Leg day bro
LanceForLife
he needs to get some muscle he has that large man frame to cover
Cpink123
Am I the only one who notices he looks very sad in all of the thin pics??
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Goonit
Dieting isn't that bad lol. Plus exercise is kinda pointless if you continue to eat absolute shit.
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Goonit
You will be shocked at how quickly things change when your nutrition is in check. I sure as hell was. It's worth it.
ForTheRepublic212th
One on the left is him now
abundantbadgers
Nah he got thin again
ForTheRepublic212th
Wow that was fast. Kudos to him for noticing it
abundantbadgers
Well he said he got fat for the war dogs role, let's hope he stays healthy and get thinner roles from now on.
ForTheRepublic212th
Ohhh why would somebody get fat for a movie? And yeah let's hope so
abundantbadgers
Method acting, weird stuff haha.
tyrunn
Christian Bale in American Hustle is another example
imgoingtojailforthis
His shoulders look so odd and stiff in the second picture
Greeneyeddevil
Right?
broodletoodle
He just noticed a bunch of people taking his picture...
SpiderDetective
I think his body is still adjusting to not being the round guy in the friends group
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
All his extra skin is tied back in a "man - bun " behind his shoulder blades
CaptainDeadpool
They call it a skin-pin
Totallyscrewedinaustin
This is gold
CaptainDeadpool
You're gold ????
lespritdelescargot
It looks like a combination of apparently not having much neck and a shirt that sits weirdly.
Imprettybadatnamesandshit
It's called bad posture
SwedishRationalist
Looks to me more like very tense shoulders.
liamadevereaux360
Would that possibly be from all the years of extra weight or just a personal thing?
8166uy
Don't think the trapezoidal muscle was hefting a lot of fat to begin with. So maybe discomfort from all the tabloits stalking him lately?
Imprettybadatnamesandshit
Are you actually asking me? Because I'm just some random ass 20 year old that plays video games man. The fuck would I know.
EwokOnAUnicorn
Lmao!! actually made me laugh. I like you +1
BananasAreFood
Hahahaha
Passthesentence
If I had time and people literally paying me to be in shape, I would be fit too. Celebrities shedding weight will never impress me.
MadamLadyBoner
Still his health is probably fuuuuuuucked
Elven91
Ironically he is usually paid to get fat
AdmiralAladeen0
Lame excuse you lazy fuck.
JohnnyQuine
Read recent interviews with John Goodman about his weight loss. The struggle is still pretty damn real even if you're a rich celebrity.
Odjur1
Youre just lazy like the rest of us. Who are you trying to fool here?
CephalopodLodge4
Except Indy Wrestlers
CmRock136
I agree. Plus most of these celebs can hire expensive trainers and have perfectly portioned meals prepared by their chef.
isntfunny
You are not in shape because you are lazy, being paid wouldn't change anything.
SoupCanMan
Well, then I guess everyone in the military is just super motivated in their free time to stay fit.
isntfunny
Well i bet ya they'd stilll stay fit if they weren't in the Military.
JustALamp
Not to be rude but I've seen plenty of men and women come out of the military and relax their exercise routines immensely
SendMeNoots
Unless they just don't care, I don't get why very famous (and wealthy) people are out of shape. They have the time and money.
Justheretowastemytime
Laziness. Not everyone likes working out
isntfunny
They don't have that much freetime usually but they just got their life sorted out unlike some others
Sn4f
That's a lazy excuse to be a fat piece of shit.
Passthesentence
I like how you're assuming I'm fat. They have advantages non celebs don't, therefore I don't give a fuck. I do what I can.
instantbeetle
No you wouldn't, you'd just find more excuses like you're doing now.
Passthesentence
I do what I can with the budget and time I have. Love the personal attacks though, keep em coming
Passthesentence
I do what I can with the budget and time I have. Love the personal attacks though, keep em coming
instantbeetle
I eat healthy on $20 a week, what's your excuse.
Passthesentence
Hey everyone, Jaime Lannister over here has unlocked some pretty crazy budgeting secrets. Lay it on me, man.
instantbeetle
Learn to fucking cook. It's simple. Get some spices and lentils/quinoa/beans/rice whatever in bulk. It's not a secret.
MarcusJordan
Time? Who doesnt have 45 minutes a day to care about their health?
AngryRaven
People who work 75-90 hours a week, have a family to take care of, and still need to eat, sleep, and take care of their house?
carpebass
I work 12 hour days with a 4 hour round trip commute, thats 16 hours.. frankly I sleep the rest after eating...
popejubal
20 minutes, even.
weakmap
45 min is not enough to have a body like Chris Evans (for instance)
instantbeetle
Most lifting routines are about 45m to 1 hour, 3-5 times a week. Add steroids for Captain America physique.
Wetop
Or just stop eating like shit. Doesn't take any time.
DestinedToHaveHuskies
Takes a whole freaking lot of money though and time though
thepersonwhostaresatyouthroughyourwebcamwhenyouthinkitsoff
No it doesn't. There's tons of cheap, quick and healthy meals to cook. I lowered my monthly food cost by eating healthy
penguinboobs
And self control. Ain't nobody got time for that.
RepostFromLastWeek
Exercising is the easy part. Not eating like a pig is the hard part.
bigbrothersbinary
I'm super excited. I bought a townhome for my brother and I to live in. So I'll be moving out of my bachelor apt. That means no more (1/2)
bigbrothersbinary
Sitting next to a stocked kitchen everyday. Eating when I get bored. No more nighttime snacks. Easier impulse control. (2/2)
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Me
UhOhChucksHere
Why are people below you getting downvoted??
Lambdafish1
Also me
AliBarber
Here
WoefulWombat
I work standing for 9.5 hours a day. When I get home I just want to sit.
AdmiralAladeen0
Stop whine then
CodeIsLoveCodeIsLife
Have you thought about doing it before work? 15 minutes of straight Bodyweight exercises is better than nothing.
variousvegetables
fuck that
ThronesWoven
this fact makes it very hard for people like us, but fitting in a workout before or after work makes standing all day easier by comparison
EvenStevensEvenSemen
It's not impossible
FindYourChillMate
Then standing for another 0.5 hours shouldnt be an issue. It really doesnt take much if your diet is right
Wetop
You can still not eat like shit and shed weight.
MarcusJordan
I do, 60 hour weeks standing, headwaitor in a stressy restaurant..
ZimGenzko
Same here. Still working out for an hour every day. It's just about priorities and discipline.
NachosFlandersStyle
I worked a lazy as fuck desk job and then came home and sat on Imgur all night. Still lost seventy pounds.
Sidioussayingdoit
How ?
PrehistoricPlesiosaurus
Heroin
NachosFlandersStyle
I ate fewer calories than I was expending. Every day.
JoseHernz
Two types of people
YouWillNotLikeThis
Try working 9-12 hours standing/walking. And then find the 45 minutes
PhysicsandRapmusic
If you're overweight and "walking" for 12hrs a day you're overeating.
YouWillNotLikeThis
Yes? That would be true for any occupation
thorkild91
I work 15 hour days on boats and still most of the time manage to get to the gym at 9 at night for a workout. I don't see your point.
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thorkild91
I didn't know being healthy wasn't an important obligation.
69MeTomCruise
Making a lot of excuses