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Tinder delivers
Jul 12, 2017 8:25 PM
ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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Mercenarity
I asked Treebeard and he thought they were being hasty enough as it was.
cattywumpus
The year is 2029, Josh and Michelle agree on a second date.
wGiraffeBandit
Logan9Fingers
Haha! This is so relatable. The girls i try to talk to also responds late.
slickrick9
In the amount of time these 2 have been texting this girl has probably fucked like 10 guys. Think josh should move on
Curiousone545
Hopefully Josh had some fun too. Since they're both still on it, odds are they're both still single.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
"Josh seriously wanna met Michelle but she don't wanna break the joke"
PeepJerky
He the lucikest.
Astrangeimageeveryday
What the fuck even is the world anymore
CotterPyke
Jaden Plz?
CotterPyke
And after they finally met, they told each other they were too busy for a relationship right now, but they've scheduled kids for 2029
youandmeandthedevilmakescovfefe
Sooo what happened then?
CotterPyke
LMAO
NiteRhys
and I just get unmatched or ignored. ugh.
dan144
Just wait a few more months.
Fairemont
I get nothing but bots. Nothing.
Craftylefty47
SkyeKey
iamkarlpilkington
"Thank you with every muscle in my body.... especially my penis"
Ilikebigbuttsifrequentlylie
Lol coolest thing Twitter has done. He must have an awesome life for that just to be Twitter specific. "I mean Facebook gave me a car once."
yourcommentisstupid
But it was tinder that footed the bill, right?
Ilikebigbuttsifrequentlylie
Yeah I didn't get that either maybe someone posted the things on Twitter and tagged tinder?
DoubleLimit
Maui? Long way to travel for an STD.
SirBrendan
You know they've invented condoms, right?
LexiRahhh
You know it was a joke, right?
um313
This is me in my ldr...except I already live in Hawaii. Booo! :(
WorldWolf
Hurray for marketing!
AppropriateQuotes
Next on Lifetime Network... No one has seen Michelle since she was given a free trip to Hawaii at the end of August 2017
Lexotron
Dating in Canada
altxatu
What a sweet ad.
Zamm005
Genuinely not sure if the ads are getting more blatant, or just that we're so bombarded with this shit now that it just seems that way...
altxatu
We're bombarded with ads all the time. Most of the time we don't notice. Product placement, native advertising. It goes on and on.
ApolloTheSpaceFox
This is a genuine ad
Zamm005
They are all 'genuine ads' yes... Each bought and paid for... But my comment was relating to the blatancy of the ads...
UpgradeCookie93
Tinder had to be the adult and said "alright you two will y'all date already "
ThaEnder
Their spirit animals must be pandas.
PhoenixQueenAzula
inb4 they absolutely cant stand each other irl but have to put up with it because Maui
BranBanana
Yeah I feel like they both haven't even had a proper conversation to know if they are compatible. We need a tinder without pictures.
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BranBanana
Same
AskingTheRealQuestions
That's a terrible idea. Why not just talk while having an idea of what the other person looks like?
BranBanana
Because people are prejudiced and you can then show each other after.
AskingTheRealQuestions
Physical appearance is a huge component in attraction, so no, that wouldn't really work that well.
PhoenixQueenAzula
can become attracted to someone after getting to know them, I don't think a dating app is really going to give you that connection
PhoenixQueenAzula
I hate to sound like a dick, but appearance does matter in compatibility. If you aren't attracted to someone it won't work, and while you
Katsmeaow
Dec 2015 to Oct 2016 damn he got patients
megleon
Katsmeaow
Patience* I'm sorry pls forgive the stupid kid on the internet.
EminemAnemone
Is this what it's like on Tinder for attractive people?
DriedCowFetus
It's pretty good for me. Jk I wish I was handsome
CotterPyke
IKR? I get the same feeling when i'm looking at zoo animals... i know such creatures exist, but i can't relate to them.
TchotchkeForYourThoughts
Ummmm, that to me sounds like neither of them were very interested..... what a waste of Maui tickets
artyscash
If they werent interested, why did they reply every 2 month?
Regdor
The guy was. Its right in the post.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Yeah the guy is, but the girl clearly isnt.
iDrawStuff
I grew up in 70's and 80's. "DMs" to me means Dungeon Masters (as in D&D), not Direct Messages.
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
It's almost as if language evolves! Who would have thought?
DaithiUK
This irks me, since the dawn of the internet it has been PM private message . Apparently this is no longer good enough for the youngsters.
AVoiceOfReason
I prefer Depeche Mode.
Bancheis
It still means Dungeon Master to me. Never heard of anything called Direct Messages.... what the hell else kind of message could it be?
Shohanna
Right? Like those people who say ATM machine...... Grrr
yuraf
Direct messages are when you get a post pigeon, tie a message to its leg, comb it into a pigeon ball and toss it at the recipient.
Bancheis
That would indeed be rather direct.
HoochIsCrazzy
Has Michelle actually replied Bout how she feels about the trip?
fireinbloom
I read everything I could. Honestly, she hasn't indicated that she's interested. Only that she's embarrassed about her life being public.
Vaenaemoenen
Really. Damn.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
wait a few months
bttycrckr
Michelle is really swamped with presidents day right now, you know how it gets. She'll be available soon
vitalcal
She probably has a BF by now.
chrisdafish
In the dms with tinder it implies they both talked about it
chrisdafish
It doesn't show it here but it did on twitter
thebaconmustache
Sauce?
AllAroundSad
Well?
Havacado
We will let you know in a few months.
NasaPilotJosephCooper
Hahahahaha
NasaPilotJosephCooper
no..
chrisdafish
This image doesn't show the whole thing. She made a tweet about it
TheAbortionator
Sauce?
JayBIrd27
But really though, if it was me I wouldn't even care if I met the dude and he was a total dud, it'd be worth it for that trip.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Yeah like, go to Maui and go hook up with other people?
grapefruittroop
Mauians.
Inibini
So what happened next?
T4eTurtleC1ub
Transfer student shows up with even BIGGER bonkhonagahoogs! Humongous hungolomghnonoloughongous!
aquamaniam
And then they fucked.
LuciferRattlehead
They smashed and went on their separate ways
StankyPankySammich
Lots of sex. Then they get hit that 3 day relationship sex lull and go to the bar at the hotel looking for an "adventurous couple" .
RalinStorm
she brought her boyfriend Steve who she met at the airport along and it ended up being quite awkward.
B99Reactions
When Tinder contacted her, she said: "I have a boyfriend"
UltraLord69
They sexed
Soulren
I'll get back to you on that.
actorsnonactors
Guessing an awkward feel-up and a quick transition two a second room.
AhDumTheHermit
a new episode of "catfish"
BurgundyBurrito
I assume they went to Maui
Cartoones
They were killed in a fire.....fire fighters on the scene said....it all started with some tinder lying around and a spark...
UltraLord69
Did.... The Do.
LynxMcCoy
They were busy
Craftylefty47
Cheshiresteeth
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vegeta420gokublazerbieber
She took the free trip, but was horrified to find out he was 5'7 and made under 150 grand a year.
UltraLord69
Bumped uglies...
cyprian64
Profit!
PervertedTango
They missed the flight because they were looking for their chargers.
MistressLyda
Hah! I almost did that yesterday.
cbowsin
Gotta wait a few months to find out.
Icebreaker007
9 months probably
Ynigmatik
GrundleFondler
This was Juli 8th, they're probably still on vacation...
AManNeedsANewUsername
If I've learned anything about life, she got pregnant and he made her get rid of it. Now she hates him, but they still smash sometimes.
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
He deleted his profile and changed his number once she got rid of it
RideTheStimutacs
Who hurt you
PizzaSlutForever
Christ that was a really quick 4 days!! Everyone just moves so fast... kids these days ...
liesuponlies
This was on a documentary called The Tinder Murders. They both made it to the hotel and were slaughtered in their room. Killer left a match.
filthybarbarian
Ty
CapnCocaine
La Touristas. Great movie.
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
Perfect response.
adaquo
holy shit i just laughed out fucking loud hahaha
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
DragonDildoChandelier
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
That. Is. Fucking. Horrible. +1
memepolice420
Booooooooooooo, left a match. That's terrible!
PopeFacto
#DadJokes
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Least he swiped right, with his knife
DuckyOpus
What happened next will really shock you!
CardsinMA
But I need a link to click. I NEEDS IT DAMMIT!!!
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
They learnt how to bake a cake #stopclickbait https://youtu.be/K5tVbVu9Mkg
WallpaperProblems
https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
incorrectlycorrectinggrammarguy
GoldblumNoises
Which one is this? HP and This One Time at Band Camp?
incorrectlycorrectinggrammarguy
I just searched "sex" and this is what came up. Upvote me please.
LobsterBandito
It's from the show Extras with Ricky Gervais. Radcliffe is a super-douche in this.
DamnedAustin
They met in Maui, realized they had nothing in common, and spent a weekend in an awkward silence.
Germankipp
Master of none did a date like that. Except it was Nashville
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
Don't you come in here with that shit
exguerrero
It's tinder. They fucked had fun never to speak again
pie4sale
Yeah 100% they had relations in Maui
FrisianDude
bruh, it's Maui? Surely they can have a nice time at least for a weekend even if they don't bang
daniic233
They boarded a boat, sailed across the sea, and restored the heart of Te Fiti
RobotMassacre538
YOU'RE WELCOME!
AwkwardKeming
SandwichRGood
JupitersWitch
I thought they went on a 3 hour tour and were marooned on an island.
thirteenENs
ManFromMelbourne
manslut
Him, her, and the Tinder PR guy.
minusthetoast
There it is, I knew I wouldn't have to scroll far
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
I saw a british accent.
SoiledFool
Came here to say the same. I've seen this gif countless times and only just noticed, haha
Gasnia
Probably will take them 5 years to undress.
SatoriEnlightenment
I chuckled.
metalfoto
Same
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
Why is every man on tinder holding a fish
batlrar
What I want to know now is if they hold dry wood and kindling on Plenty of Fish.
Wildfanman18
Because we couldn't find a banana for scale we used a fish. That's just how it goes
shermanmernmeyer
To show women they're not afraid of going down?
OGArcher
Every guy has to make himself look like a great catch
imthebossofyou
Cuz fishing is fun...???
omfgitsmichael
I don't hold a fish on tinder
annamalnomster
I had a folder on my phone dedicated to men on tinder holding fish but it took up too much space so I had to delete them
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
Should have made an imgur dump
Jeffjustgothere
I'm not. I have a picture of me holding a rock that LOOKS like a fish. Easy mistake
IshartedOnce
Just letting them know that you don't mind your fingers smelling like fish.
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
Ayooo!
dirtbikerdan
O_O DAMN that was good.
TeamNutmeg
"This isn't the only thing I'm going to lie about the size of."
onaclov2000
Its tinders, banana
AsianUsername
I had the same question too. Something weird is going on you know... something very fishy
greatk1
They (we) are fishing in here
lilasian1992
Because there's pently of fish in the sea.
Moretolife
I'm not.. but I am fisting one..
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
Ever been on a dating app? Every single woman is heavily into the outdoors. So it makes sense to attract them thusly
Surely
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-am-a-tinder-guy-holding-a-fish-and-i-will-provide-for-you
sabotage2595
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ilovepeachesmorethanyou
Lol I have learned something today, thank you
Surely
Always happy to help ;)
Grubenwolf
I've seen so many women on Tinder that either have that obnoxious snapchat filter on or they're riding horses or in a pumpkin patch.
Krynn72
To demonstrate value.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Precognition
PizzaSlutForever
Catfish
Optical9090
Only time its socially accepted to photograph a guy is when they caught a fish.
Sinhumane
I think I should add one holding a plate of tacos.
mountainofpuppies
apparently it's to show they like a sport? i had sailing stuff up and me with my pups. snagged a vet.
HeavyDice
Iam holding a dog on tinder. Is that better?
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
Much better
RelartOfGivia
Most pictures of just me, is me holding a fish. No other reason to take a selfie.
thereverseapachemaster
Here here. I don't have pictures of me without doing something important.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Or a dead moose on a quad in the mud with a baseball cap on. Oh wait! There's 9 guys in all your photos? I get to meet the Brahs too?
ReLeVaNtUSERNAMESareReLeVaNT
Its because guys don't take pictures of themselves unless they are showing something off.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
But they Choose these pictures
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NotTodayNotYesterday
Okay, now onto the reason smellyboots is lonely and unlovable! We'll take judgemental for 500, Alex!
speekk
"wtf only judge men asshole"
smellyboots
Its my stinky stinky boots. I should probably stop wearing them...
NeneJPhilly
How the hell do you work Snapchat filters?! I never know what I'm doing so I leave it alone. Somebody teach me!
DynamicWeight
In selfie mode, hold your finger on your face until it does the animation. You can now swipe through the available filters at the bottom.
smellyboots
Put it on selfie, then you turn your phone upside down, and move it all around, shake you head to the sound put your hands on the ground!
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
Make sure it's on selfie and hold your finger on the screen til they show up. Scroll through and take your pic
NeneJPhilly
The round button right? I press it & a color goes around it.
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
Nope not the round button, that just takes the pic. You hold your finger somewhere else on the screen.
Elerich
I'm with my dog in my pics, still don't get matched with anyone
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
I've given up on tinder. Too much crap to go through with no results.
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ilovepeachesmorethanyou
Right, they should send the unlucky to Maui!
FishinWithFredo
When you can't hold your dick, you hold a fish...
deadendkev
Or a fish dick
repostthisdog
"(I wish) my dick (was) is this big!" -Fish holding people
Janusha
U want sum... Feesh ?
DarkLynx13
Damn it.. you beat me to it
wackywoohoopizzaman
And when you can't hold a fish, then what?
dolphindreamsandsatan
You date a girl who smells like fish. Don't get me wrong, I loved her, but…
SapphicCatgirl
A gun
PollitoToneTone
When you can't hold a fish you hold a bitch
FishinWithFredo
Boob?
ObnoxiousComma
Your dick
Nofootlongs
A clam
GrantLeavitt
Hold my beer.
AfroSamuraiRM
ghostrobbie
Dangerneck
Twitter! Didn't Tinder do it?
Deyst
Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's Tinder's official Twitter account and probably social media guy talking to Josh there
Jerh20polo
Also look at his last Twitter date. It's before Tinder even reached out to him. Somethings fishy here
LXA591
Hey you guys have said six things to each other let's fly you 20 hrs away and lock you in a room for a week
mechanicalhemiola
yeah seems kinda awesome and/or fuсking terrible
LXA591
They've never met 20 hrs on a plane might have them running for hills before making it to the hotel....
Guillo1985
Its fucking hawaii!!! If i dont like the girl idgaf! Im in hawaii for free!!
Error404TrollNotFound
Exactly, who gives a crap who you're going with, it Hawaii
mechanicalhemiola
true—but I'm thinking of the girl, mostly. rooming with a random dude just bc you did some fake Tinder pickup-line sparring with him? cringe
BalfMalark
Twinder
ViciousZen
Nice.gif
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
Twinder- The Tinder of the South.
disillusionist
Titter
Buck39
Tintter
BalfMalark
Whom'Twintter'st've
Buck39
Whom'Twintter'st've'd**
DamnedAustin
I think Tinder reached out to them because of the popularity of this being shared on Twitter, maybe?
cnphilli
correct.
railgap
Os it was just a "thinko"
MrJimmyC
True, but the free trip to Hawaii is pretty cool of tinder.
palmo
Couple grand you get a couple hundred thousand more downloads yo. Smart business
pc404
I never really used Twitter much, but how do posts get popular? Is it like imgur system, from user-sub to front page? Thanks in advance
DamnedAustin
Was going to reply, but it looks like the question has been answered well.
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
i think it's more like fb, every user has it's followers that see their content and then the follower can distribute it to his followers
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
but i'm not using twitter i'm just kinda talking out of my ass, idk why i even wrote that
istrip4fries
It's a little different. You see the posts of people you follow, and you can like their tweet or retweet it. The more likes and retweets /1
istrip4fries
Another may see it. Like if someone a person follows retweets your tweet. You can also find tweets by hashtags
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Tag me when you get the answer please???
VIIVIIIIX
Tag
pc404
I am late, but tag. you're it.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Ayyy thanks fam! You weren't even the guy whom I asked to tag me in the first place. I hope you have an awesome day & get laid this weekend