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Water is the solution to everything
#life_hacks#magic
Sep 24, 2017 11:04 AM
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#life_hacks#magic
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Don't breath it tho, or you'll die
hitailit
when her water breaks... what then?
legallynotabinder
It is a solvent, it "solve things
senseidedo
Cman02101
You know what they say, water is a universal solvent.
Gameskyjumper
Water is a universal solvent.
joshrdaws9000
I mean water IS a universal solvent... ill just see myself out.
justadude41123
According to the Bible water solved god's problem once.
QuickbuyingGf
Water: Does Plants, Does People, it‘s great
MrBlueSands
What's French for "diabolical"?
sigurd2
Water is a great solvent indeed!
lookatthatfatkid
Need a centre midfielder? Drinkwater!
TheHardestArtery
Wanna wash blood off your hands? Water.
Katamoran
That's a drill sergeant's solution to everything too. Not feeling good? Drink water. Spain your ankle? Drink water. Die? Drink water.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
My first reaction when anyone mentions most kinds of ailments.
FlatPlutoSociety
Wait a minute... do I hear my girlfriend filling the tub? It's a bit early for a bath, isn't it? Better go check it out.
patthecat
Birch wouldn't survive the attempt.
cumdumpster5
Crossark
I like how only the "joking" example would actually work.
HeyFarva
Want a new phone, add water. Want a new computer, add water. Want a new TV, add water.
SexuallyAwkwardDonkey
Tired of life, drown yourself
usernamesarepoop
Want information? Waterboard
LoneKrow
Or just SURF the Web!????
notamurder
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
usernamesarepoop
Great Dick pic
amrypma
what do you do if you are tired of your woman?
Hmantooth
Noddydog
Can also be used as a fuel for nuclear fusion reactions.
ThisIsAJoJoReference
The fuel is the stuff which you get the energy from in the first place, the water is just a medium, the U235 would be the fuel.
Noddydog
I thought you could use hydrogen as the fuel in a nuclear reaction?
ThisIsAJoJoReference
The keyword is nuclear. Nuclear material has to be used
mvp84
As a married person, I lol'd then showed my husband and he made a face. He doesn't get my humor. Maybe I should drown him... in jokes!
WillJeSuis
And if he doesn't laugh. Push him into the sea.
FlatPlutoSociety
Or water!
DickPicEnthusiast
Or blowjobs! (mind the teeth!)
mvp84
Haha ok@DickPicEnthusiast
spitfires2000
What if your man knows how to drink water too? Like, lots of water?
TheBurritoConfederacy
huanthewolfhound
Poseidon? Neptune? Ulmo? Is that you?
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
If he can hold his breath that long she wouldn't have a need to kill him
QueenAntifa
Like that book about the chinese brothers?
UselessEngine
Exactly what I thought.
Neonbaron
Wouldn't that make SpongeBob the unkillable bf
Cuntortionist
I bet drowning would be a little less horrific if right beforehand you were really thirsty - Demetri Martin
LeGanon
I don’t think Houston agrees with the problem solving abilities of water.
FlatPlutoSociety
City too crowded? Water.
DeviousSaint
Survive of the fittest, am I right?
ashmenon
Survival of the floatiest.
ilitirit
Also, if he drowns, then he's not a witch. Science.
orangearcadi
I saw Lizzie Proctor speaking with the Devil!
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Works with ex wives too.
Anim3queen
You could build a bridge out of him.
notSwubbie
CorgiCircus
They float, Georgie, and when you’re down here with me, you’ll float, too
drdreadpirateroberts
WillJeSuis
Can men be witches? or are they wizards/sorcerers?
Thekindofkindlyman
Or are we dancer?
DisarmedFire
Men can be witches according to Wicca
tarataqa
abso-fuckin-lutely
saidthejokertothethief
He might be a duck
Noddydog
Only if he floats...
monocline
Build a bridge out of him!
Buddha7
Or a small church
fueledbypotatoandsarcasm
Yeah. A dead duck.
tarataqa
*a duck made of wood
ThePunneryOfficer
"the witch, she turned me into a newt!"
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
A newt?
Noddydog
'I got better...'
MrBadClown
Underrated comment
tarataqa
Underrated comment about underrated comment
killerducky29
Underrated comment about underrated comment about underrated comment.