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Almost lost my dad to a a girl who was texting and driving. He was about two miles from his house when this happened. she swerved into his lane and hit him head on. It took two hours and the jaws of life to get him out of the car. He is retired special forces and this is what almost killed him. Please don’t text and drive
I’ve never posted before, but I believe you are supposed to pay a cat tax. This is kingly Gustav
Dryheat
A speedy recovery to your Dad!
PhilipCoulson
Texting driver hit my mum and she lost her right leg, this hits home! Wait, or pull over! Hope your dad is OK. Give him my best!
DavidBanahan
Even worse are those who Snapchat and drive. I've removed people from my friends list who do it.
Outsider64
FullCrimsonic
Been in two motorbike accidents from text drivers. I actually want to start cutting peoples heads of for this shit. Theres ZERO excuse
AlexaTheLesbianKnight
Did the dumb cunt who texted and drove croak? I don't normally wish death upon anyone, but I'll make an exception here.
ferret100
Driver texting, crashed into police officers. One had to have leg amputated.... Leave the phone alone!
ScubadivingCrow
Some driving violations may have mitigating circumstances. But DUI or text driving? Licence cancelled for life. No excuse for such behaviour
NinjaBreadMon
Seat belts save lifes!
DemoB0y
ALL HAIL KING GUSTAV.
dirtyboat113
I yell at people when I see them on their phones driving. It’s worse than driving drunk (which I don’t condone either)
noneyobusisness
Please tell me the girl went to jail or has to pay a fine or she’s dead or something!
thisistherevolt
Long live King Gustav. Glad your dad is ok. Hail to the king.
MetaVulture
People caught texting and driving should have their fingers smashed with a hammer for first offenders. Escalate from there imgur
RoryBlack1
Stupid cunt.
andyilmatto
I'm sorry about your dad, but I just want more of King Gustav.
Toobatee
To the fp with ya
Floorboob
On the bright side you have a convertible now
OptimisticDownvoteLover
People who text and drive and cause accidents should be jailed. They are a danger not only to themselves but everyone on the road.
LiteralFish
Should have to pay injured party's medical out of own pocket too. Even if it means garnishment for the rest of their life.
MisterMayor
Feed the king, for he appears to be famished
Marypoopins91
I lost my mom almost 3 years ago to a man texting and driving. Can’t say it enough, it can wait! Lots of love to your family, hug your dad.
Bethem909
My mom almost got killed by some dumb teenage cunt who ran into her while she was stopped at a light. Full speed. No braking.
MisterTrashPanda
Man, im glad your dad wasn't killed op. I wish him the best. Also, crop your photos better next time you monster.
PuppermintJerryJr
Heartwarmingly realistic
bushmuncher
No foreplay, love it.. straight to the dry rub.. text and driving is an epidemic
SaucyDisses
Damn, straight to the point. I respect that.
wimetaste
Realest comment out here.
azrailthedeathangel
Yeah... But then he'll lose alot of pixles
rudejohn
Nice, sympathetic, but cuts straight to the monster cropping job. I like this comment a lot.
Verbodentoegang
He can’t do that while driving ! Be glad he posted his dads car wreckage ...
pareidoliaperson
He was probably driving while posting this.
HappyPetunia
Not cropping photos taken with a phone is nothing compared to what the stupid, self-centered person who almost killed his dad did.
PraiseJeebus
Maybe they were actually busy cropping photos, not texting.
Qbertzilla88
Although its great you gave him sympathy, and i love the comedy in tragedy aspect... the fact that some people are commenting on the...
Qbertzilla88
fucking black squares instead of the texting while driving is fucked up.
LuXz0r
I'll tell you what's fucked up... those black squares is what.
ConcealedPsychosis
I’m a 911 dispatch and I get reports of drivers texting while driving daily and I don’t know how many times they crash while the caller
ConcealedPsychosis
Is reporting them, New cars should have anti-texting software to block any calls except to 911 until the car is stopped and in park
ConcealedPsychosis
That would save countless lives and injuries
imacmadman
Hope your dad makes a swift and easy recovery. F*** those who text and drive.
HappyPetunia
And may the stupid idiot who did this have a monster scar and chronic pain to remember this by.
CoolGuyCoolDude
Don't forget people who drink and drive too
imacmadman
Them too. +1
INeverMakeGoodstuff
Thats alot of people..... I have to clear my schedule.
SDC333
Thanks for a good reminder OP. Wishing your father the best. Cat tax accepted and paid in full.
alsoAzrael
I feel like posts like these should be tax free. Can we credit OP's next post?
justThisPerson
That king Gustav there is one fat cat tax, I don't see how he could own that high chair with any more fuck you in his 'tude
kevinmullett
Seconded. All those in favor...
dreadpiratekhan
Aye
AlcoholicSpastic
I...
justThisPerson
Aye
shorey66
SmolTenk
Had to google Jaws of life. Sounds awesome
PaulMaguire
How don't know about that, fireman use it all the time
StarkeRealm
Sounds awesome, but pray you never have to see the fucking things used. They tend to come with images you'd rather purge from your memory.
SmolTenk
yeah, only used them in training so far, hope it stays that way. But in my language the are called rescue scissors which sounds so lame >
SmolTenk
compared to "jaws of life".
jblair2
Not when they're using them to get YOU out. Source: Had them used on my car after a drunk driver hit me head on.
abacab87
It was first invented to get me out of bed in the morning.
DailyRumpToucher
FF here, can confirm, very fun to use when training, but in emergency situations you don't think you just do.
SmolTenk
Yeah, only had training so far, hope I will never use them for real. But the english term sounds way better.
DailyRumpToucher
have to use them, expect to use them so when you do have to, you're prepared.
DailyRumpToucher
just make sure you can use those things without even having to think about what ur doing. it's an extension of your body. don't hope u won't
EdwardLongshanks
Uppity uppity FPeepitty!
AwkwardGirl4691
shouldn’t they be green not red?
EdwardLongshanks
I guess; I actually have deuteranomaly, so it doesn't matter to me. ????
AwkwardGirl4691
what’s deuteranomaly?
EdwardLongshanks
Basically red/green color blindness.
AwkwardGirl4691
oh does it affect ur life a lot?