ReysaIsMyIGN
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Me, completely unaware of the crimes occurring behind my back.
The slow realization that my phone was not in my pocket.
The shock of knowing I was betrayed, and figuring out how I was going to get my phone back.
It hits me
SMACK A BITCH, ATTACK, FLOOR IT MOTHERFUCKER.
U BOUT TO LEARN TODAY
iHearGreen
Your hot
kbebs
Is that kimmy?
perseco
@OP realized she was one tap away from seeing all his dick pics.
CheeseKaiser
She wants fuck
Poorlygifted
Gon'...You gon' learn today. Smh
BEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANS
That's called flirting.
Tacowolf7
That one picture she gains a piercing
Groose
Why do people take others phones and take a billion photos? How would you feel if they did that to you?
beerandliberty
thethirdeye
You could do worst.
Daintybeans
"Look everyone! A girl touched my phone!"
inbadtaste
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT!
Thedude144
Hope she left some nudes, cause that face ain't being deposited in spank bank.
ZleepyKiwi
She know about the porn you watch.
chickenlomein
Bruh she wants to cyber!
DiePrettyForMe
You better of tapped that dude
TCTom
She ugly.
janeisanidiot
That smirk tho
browsib
WhatDoYourElfEyesSee
OP, is this at BU, Warren Towers??
rangerdan1993
Laughed so loud that I woke my dog up +1 since I get more cuddles now
blackstaff72
Floor meeting?
ReysaIsMyIGN
Everyone on my floor in the dorm had a meeting, talked about safety stuff
BladeMaster1337
While it hit you I studied the blade...
PrisonerofAzkaban
Nigga u are one dedicated mother fucker
HailToUltron
Zreen
When you studied the blade, I studied the finer points of Bach-style 2-part invention counterpoint. G-minor, bitch!
OneManRubberband
Do you happen to know who Jack Howard is? Because you look a LOT like him
ReysaIsMyIGN
Second person to ask, do not know who it is though
captaincreep
She wants your D......igital picture taking capabilities.
Icancup
EverDancedWithTheDevilInThePaleMoonlight
This is magisterial
getrektucheekycunt
FedericoAstica
What Pixar movie is that from?
WetBreadMasterBater
Darude Sandstorm
AlbumHunter47
Did you bang her?
thegreatestofall
Bang her against the desk to back his phone
butzlightbeer
@OP, we have questions.
lalox30
Na.. U can tell OP likes guys..
blee0303
yeah get on it man
ReysaIsMyIGN
Can confirm she has been trying to hop on, but I have a gf that would cut my dick off
AlbumHunter47
Did you at least get her nudes?
niccmacc
please don't post a confession bear in 3 months....
Conservatarian
ElChuyito
Up vote for being loyal
WalterMatthau
take removed dick, cut in half lengthwise, now have twice dick for the fuckings, fuckings for both and many others. great success.
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Viper21
Get yo disloyal ass outta here ya damn punk, this is why you're dying alone
Cpink123
Don't let that stop you, man.
Cpink123
Damn kid can't tell a joke around here. I get it, you lose the inflection factor over text. Things are interpreted differently.
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allofthesefregginusernamesaretaken
Then there's that pesky statutory rape law you have to get around
TrillOGThugga
Did you just assume his age??? TRIGGERED
JabbaTheSwampBandit
Ok I am shocked at how much you look like me
ReysaIsMyIGN
Secret twin? Oh shit.
DildoSchwaggins
I have NOT been trying to hop on...
bladderinfection
Username checks out +1
DildoSchwaggins
-girl, probably
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
We need skankhunt42
anthill1
you had me so excited that a hidden story was about to happen :(
TheOneAndOnlySenpai
Too late ;)
clutchthepearls
You're young, she's likely not the one. Be free and sow those wild oats.
Nobody7713
Age is not an excuse for cheating.
clutchthepearls
Who said anything about cheating?
stopicouldadroppedmycroissant
Oh fuck off.
clutchthepearls
No.