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davideagle89
... cause you know, strange plants are my hobby... When suddenly, and without warning, there was this total eclipse of the sun. - Da Doo!
crispito
I lost it at the last one
dijital101
I'm really surprised we haven't heard any "The sun became black as sackcloth" talk from the Facebook theologians about the eclipse.
Craazyy1
Can I get 14 super werewolves please? In public, of course ;3
Fyrebaugh
Radio stations should repeatedly play "Total Eclipse of the Heart" the entire duration of the event.
whatsareddit12
I'LL POSE LIKE ROCKY TONIGHT!!!
Baccano2015
That shade comment is the best
SleepyBrains
Nice! "The people of Tennessee may have the best view, but will also be the first to be sacrificed." lol
Alvesitalo
This would actually make a good video game pitch
Eos462
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
Demicol
I just started listening to this, what a time to find a reference on imgur.
OneFroToRuleThemAll
And remember if you're going to attack the Fire Nation, now is the time.
noptic
Thats it. I am leaving the mortal world and I am taking my library with me!
whitevfute
Thought it had been postponed till the weekend after school goes back
SmallerMaui
Afghaniscran
Arcanum3000
Can I buy weird plants and feed them Nazis? We seem to have a surplus.
wurdtoyer
Nice triffids reference.
ChildOfThanatos13
What if i want to have sex with my double instead of fighting it?
intaglioguy
You do you - literally.
YoAdrian420
I prefer Netbeans
timmmephisto
+1 for dev joke, -1 for Netbeans
YoAdrian420
Haha yeah I'm not actually a dev just took some intro courses in college. Only other one I could think of; prob actually prefer eclipse lol.
klown98
Ty i hate netbeans lmao
Sky017
Drugs
MrNoodlemansbrother
Read them. Know them. Live them.
DisguisedLizardThing
Also, the dark light of the devoured sun reveals the truth. Be careful at who you look, what has been seen cannot be unseen.
Kikipups
Also take a look for aliens. A total Eclipse should be a rare event, so it will attract a lot of rich alien visitors. Just saying.
LumpySpaceBrotha
Honestly, I kinda want some of this to happen. It would suck, but it would also be pretty cool.
GoldenSun3DS
What does that last sentence mean about a different kind of eclipse?
cj1964
Google: Bonnie Tyler - Total eclipse of the heart
TanithRosenbaum
What's a GBF?
Molvanian
Glowing Balloon Fogerty
ChildOfThanatos13
Going off the shade bit in the sentence im inclined to say Gay Best Friend
SINisterWyvern
Garrett bobby ferguson
ProvidesYouNewShittyLinks
GirlBoyFriend
Sky017
Gerber Baby Forbes
dontttakemycake
Giant Bearded Face
tooomanysteves
TRIFFIDS!
PsychoWarBurdz
First rule of the eclipse: you do not talk about the eclipse
eromitlab
All I want is to just find a goddamn pair of eclipse glasses.
thatprickleypear
And now, the weather
StonesOnTheHill
*sentimental indie pop intensifies.*
ginganinja723
Don't look at the dog park. Don't think of the dog park. Don't mention the dog park
mkyner
ALL HAIL.
TerribleAtEverythingMakeMeASandwhich
the glow cloud!!!
kermot
And now, here's Ollie Williams with the Blackuweather Forecast. Ollie?
dothraku
https://m.popkey.co/a48fe3/8yNJ0.gif
kermot
Thanks, Ollie
NCRLoyalist
What happens if Dracula's castle appears?
Panzer89
You still have a few days, invest in a sturdy bull whip.
seije
enter the castle, steal souls/items off his minions to power up, and make sure to wear whatever mcguffin your love interest gave you.
tzxAzrael
i guess it really depends. if an ancestor or stranger shows up leaving you an urgent message /legendary weapon/ mysterious package /etc...
tzxAzrael
then it's fate and you are destined to challenge it. if not, you're bait, and probably just better off staying well clear of it.
elgalileo
You throw a neighborhood welcoming party.
zellar2020
I recommend hitting floating lamps to get ammo, and more hearts. If you don't have a whip use your belt til you find one. 1/2
zellar2020
2/2 pro tip: hit Dracula in the head to maximize damage. Also don't trust Death... he's kind of a dick.
corpulentcorpuscle
JakeDSnake
Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long
legalisegaymarijuana
What is this?
corpulentcorpuscle
It's a mean green mother from outer space.
JakeDSnake
Audrey 2 from little shop of horrors