Aug 19, 2019 8:35 PM
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targetshooting4fun
Give that driver a raise for saving tractor and trailer then fire him for speeding
Juicytoast
My old company said that if you roll over and everything stays on your trailer you get to keep your job.
WasThatUrFace
This is why I either pass them or lag behind when there is a curve. Lol
TimmyDans
Who shit my pants?
MNPhatts
Give it a shake, that's not going anywhere. Dad probably...
TeamKillingFuckTard
OneUpperSteve
Your tie down game is strong but your slow down game is wrong.
holdonwhileioverthinkthis
VCJunky
CaspianQuix
DiarmuidRyan
Set pucker factor to 10
Soupwitch
F this truck driver in particular
MrWookloaf
ibrakeforwookies
There it is.
Edgarflaps
gwhh
It’s called center of gravity guys. Learn about it.
Ragnaroc05
brown pants, definitely need the brown pants
AimlessSavant
The mongoloid in the fucking car beside the semi needs to scoot way the fuck to the left.
peopleannoyme420
Puckered up both their buttholes
kuraiholy
I mean, depending how how fast the semi was going, the guy filming's a shit head for not giving the truck enough room to merge.
Fogtripper
It wasn't a merge lane the truck was in. The fuck are you going on about?
MuskyOldClapTrap
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Ceracuse
The ole pucker up!
CaptainClarification
No brown spot?
Slarti54
Slow reactions..
thatwhiteguy823
Is this in Florida?
Zeake
I hate people that obliviously ride beside a big rig. A tire could total a small car.
NKato
This is where I lay on the horn.
xaz0r
Actually your suppose to put a twist in the tie down so it doesnt flap in the wind, which makes them tear up faster.
SidneyHarbor
Fun fact: The Burj Khalifa tower is effectively twisted in it's design so it doesn't get blown around by the wind very easily. Same idea.
titleofyournextsextape
That is illegal and you will get fined if you are caught by the DOT.
IDidntKnowICanChangeMyUsername
Black car driver probably needs a clean set of underwear
Magus25
Luckily he wore the brown pants today.
CheeseNOnion
Speeding Semi right beside him on a curve and he didn't even flinch until its ass was hanging in front of his screen. Motherfucker, break!
I don't think he was even aware of what was going on until he was in incredible danger.
abeans
That car is grey?
justtruth
Probably truck driver as well
Ketheres
Nah, fresh bricks don't leave stains.
Ect0Burger
dustmywets
That’s a lot of dung.
weaselodoom
You cant say that, its racist
Botatious
You're assuming his ass clench didn't eat his seat and clothing
AceWarbringer
If he swallowed a chunk of carbon, he'd poop a diamond.
misterfister101
tomatoboy
Tie down game is strong, but somebody needs to slow waaaaay down.
MrBoogerPig
Looks like the load shifted, which would mean his tie down game isn’t strong enough.
Dogchimp
This is the correct answer
VaardArk
Ahhh, the satisfaction
IamTheNesT
SeattleStreet
OrdinarilyBob
https://imgur.com/lKvgfEK
Buef0rd
I Don't think he can. Brakes weren't working if I'm not mistaken
Hashbrown123
The Jake brakes should still work.
He continues to gain speed after landing the trailer and you can see a good amount of smoke as well
This was the most I could find. http://livetrucking.com/semi-truck-nearly-overturns-on-a-car-makes-an-amazing-save/
combatmuffin
I like that the article makes the trucker sound like a hero instead of the asshole speeder that they are...
Notmybelly
He was also going up hill going in to the turn, speeding....
azgrak
Semi brakes fail into activated. When working properly air works against the spring that pushes on the pads.
Allegedly. Just saying when he lands the truck continues to gain a significant amount of speed without recourse
LanceCasteau
Considering he locked the back tires up after the load settled I don’t think it was a brake failure
phasmafelis
Yeah, I'm not sure he knew anything was wrong until crashdown.
ilovedogknots
Black car driver has the reaction time of somebody with 1000 ping
AlmightyHamSandwich
Likely couldn't see it, but this shit is exactly why I never run close to semis anyway. Speed up and get clear.
twozerooz
If you've ever driven a car you'd know that it was coming down right in his blind spot
TheBestRussian
A semi hiding in your blind spot? Have you seen an optometrist recently?
Let's try thinking before posting, okay? He would have seen the semi, but not it starting to tip over.
S/he also isn’t keeping inside the lane very well during the turn. Basically minimal if any situation awareness.
morphis
NikoAndNoshi
What.........
Do you mean?
HonestCommentFarmer
Unlikely to escape it. If you jam on your brakes you might escape the crush, but you also might run into the guy behind you.
MrShpoople
I would much rather get rear-ended than pancaked
SpamYarBlockers
Don’t try to escape the crush, you gotta lean into it! Totally tubular!
TheRicM
What does 1000 ping mean
BenSnow97
1000 milliseconds (a full second) between the thing happening and you seeing it happened. It's VERY long for online games and in general.
Thanks! Yeah when you put it that way (a full second), that’s a long time
Murrdogg
It's one more than 999 ping
chaggaya
You're not wrong!
nevernoped
1000 ping is 10second delay between an action input and an action output
Thx! Other people were saying 1 second though, not 10?
Sorry, you’re right it is 1 second
I see thx! I understand that’s still a long delay. Always love learning stuff on here!
Meltemi
Means your reaction times are really slow. Comes from a computer ping: the time to send a packet of information to a server and back.
Thx for the info!
NotaVinci
The number represents the number of milliseconds it takes, I believe.
senselessNUB
It's a reference to online games. If you have a high ping it means your computer will take longer to talk to the game's server and your 1/2
https://youtu.be/ak-yN-8K2cU visual reference.
Response time and actions will be slower than someone with a higher ping.
Eniff
In online games the speed of your connection to the game is called ping. Usually representing milliseconds of latency. 1000 is high.
KinkoTheGoblin
That's litteraly a full second
Counterfit
1000 is a full second. Imagine trying to spar in a boxing ring with a 1s delay on everything you do.
FaceDeMarde
100 is high lol, 1000 is kill everyone downloading porn in the house big
clucja1
When I get 37 I won't play.
LimpShrimps
1000 is you’re having issues connecting to the server.
ztygs
I played a game of LoL once with 800-3000ms. Shared 10mb/s wifi with a shitload of people. I can't recommend.
defintelynotablackguy
At 800-3000 ms, "played" might be a bit of an overstatement
ImSoFreshSuckMyNuts
High is an understatement. 1000 ping would be a 15-20 second delay from when you press a button to it working
SMhobo
Yea I was gonna say 100 to 300 is high. 1000 is astronomical
orivalx
My friend came up with a measurement for lag, 1 lag is 200 ping or 15 fps (for fps cut in half each time)
targetshooting4fun
Give that driver a raise for saving tractor and trailer then fire him for speeding
Juicytoast
My old company said that if you roll over and everything stays on your trailer you get to keep your job.
WasThatUrFace
This is why I either pass them or lag behind when there is a curve. Lol
TimmyDans
Who shit my pants?
MNPhatts
Give it a shake, that's not going anywhere. Dad probably...
TeamKillingFuckTard
OneUpperSteve
Your tie down game is strong but your slow down game is wrong.
holdonwhileioverthinkthis
VCJunky
CaspianQuix
DiarmuidRyan
Set pucker factor to 10
Soupwitch
F this truck driver in particular
MrWookloaf
ibrakeforwookies
There it is.
Edgarflaps
gwhh
It’s called center of gravity guys. Learn about it.
Ragnaroc05
brown pants, definitely need the brown pants
AimlessSavant
The mongoloid in the fucking car beside the semi needs to scoot way the fuck to the left.
peopleannoyme420
Puckered up both their buttholes
kuraiholy
I mean, depending how how fast the semi was going, the guy filming's a shit head for not giving the truck enough room to merge.
Fogtripper
It wasn't a merge lane the truck was in. The fuck are you going on about?
MuskyOldClapTrap
Ceracuse
The ole pucker up!
CaptainClarification
No brown spot?
Slarti54
Slow reactions..
thatwhiteguy823
Is this in Florida?
Zeake
I hate people that obliviously ride beside a big rig. A tire could total a small car.
NKato
This is where I lay on the horn.
xaz0r
Actually your suppose to put a twist in the tie down so it doesnt flap in the wind, which makes them tear up faster.
SidneyHarbor
Fun fact: The Burj Khalifa tower is effectively twisted in it's design so it doesn't get blown around by the wind very easily. Same idea.
titleofyournextsextape
That is illegal and you will get fined if you are caught by the DOT.
IDidntKnowICanChangeMyUsername
Black car driver probably needs a clean set of underwear
Magus25
Luckily he wore the brown pants today.
CheeseNOnion
Speeding Semi right beside him on a curve and he didn't even flinch until its ass was hanging in front of his screen. Motherfucker, break!
SidneyHarbor
I don't think he was even aware of what was going on until he was in incredible danger.
abeans
That car is grey?
justtruth
Probably truck driver as well
Ketheres
Nah, fresh bricks don't leave stains.
Ect0Burger
dustmywets
That’s a lot of dung.
weaselodoom
You cant say that, its racist
Botatious
You're assuming his ass clench didn't eat his seat and clothing
AceWarbringer
If he swallowed a chunk of carbon, he'd poop a diamond.
misterfister101
tomatoboy
Tie down game is strong, but somebody needs to slow waaaaay down.
MrBoogerPig
Looks like the load shifted, which would mean his tie down game isn’t strong enough.
Dogchimp
This is the correct answer
VaardArk
Ahhh, the satisfaction
IamTheNesT
SeattleStreet
OrdinarilyBob
https://imgur.com/lKvgfEK
Buef0rd
I Don't think he can. Brakes weren't working if I'm not mistaken
Hashbrown123
The Jake brakes should still work.
Buef0rd
He continues to gain speed after landing the trailer and you can see a good amount of smoke as well
tomatoboy
This was the most I could find. http://livetrucking.com/semi-truck-nearly-overturns-on-a-car-makes-an-amazing-save/
combatmuffin
I like that the article makes the trucker sound like a hero instead of the asshole speeder that they are...
Notmybelly
He was also going up hill going in to the turn, speeding....
azgrak
Semi brakes fail into activated. When working properly air works against the spring that pushes on the pads.
Buef0rd
Allegedly. Just saying when he lands the truck continues to gain a significant amount of speed without recourse
LanceCasteau
Considering he locked the back tires up after the load settled I don’t think it was a brake failure
phasmafelis
Yeah, I'm not sure he knew anything was wrong until crashdown.
ilovedogknots
Black car driver has the reaction time of somebody with 1000 ping
AlmightyHamSandwich
Likely couldn't see it, but this shit is exactly why I never run close to semis anyway. Speed up and get clear.
twozerooz
If you've ever driven a car you'd know that it was coming down right in his blind spot
TheBestRussian
A semi hiding in your blind spot? Have you seen an optometrist recently?
twozerooz
Let's try thinking before posting, okay? He would have seen the semi, but not it starting to tip over.
TheBestRussian
S/he also isn’t keeping inside the lane very well during the turn. Basically minimal if any situation awareness.
morphis
NikoAndNoshi
What.........
NikoAndNoshi
Do you mean?
HonestCommentFarmer
Unlikely to escape it. If you jam on your brakes you might escape the crush, but you also might run into the guy behind you.
MrShpoople
I would much rather get rear-ended than pancaked
SpamYarBlockers
Don’t try to escape the crush, you gotta lean into it! Totally tubular!
TheRicM
What does 1000 ping mean
BenSnow97
1000 milliseconds (a full second) between the thing happening and you seeing it happened. It's VERY long for online games and in general.
TheRicM
Thanks! Yeah when you put it that way (a full second), that’s a long time
Murrdogg
It's one more than 999 ping
chaggaya
You're not wrong!
nevernoped
1000 ping is 10second delay between an action input and an action output
TheRicM
Thx! Other people were saying 1 second though, not 10?
nevernoped
Sorry, you’re right it is 1 second
TheRicM
I see thx! I understand that’s still a long delay. Always love learning stuff on here!
Meltemi
Means your reaction times are really slow. Comes from a computer ping: the time to send a packet of information to a server and back.
TheRicM
Thx for the info!
NotaVinci
The number represents the number of milliseconds it takes, I believe.
senselessNUB
It's a reference to online games. If you have a high ping it means your computer will take longer to talk to the game's server and your 1/2
senselessNUB
https://youtu.be/ak-yN-8K2cU visual reference.
senselessNUB
Response time and actions will be slower than someone with a higher ping.
TheRicM
Thx for the info!
Eniff
In online games the speed of your connection to the game is called ping. Usually representing milliseconds of latency. 1000 is high.
KinkoTheGoblin
That's litteraly a full second
Counterfit
1000 is a full second. Imagine trying to spar in a boxing ring with a 1s delay on everything you do.
FaceDeMarde
100 is high lol, 1000 is kill everyone downloading porn in the house big
clucja1
When I get 37 I won't play.
LimpShrimps
1000 is you’re having issues connecting to the server.
ztygs
I played a game of LoL once with 800-3000ms. Shared 10mb/s wifi with a shitload of people. I can't recommend.
defintelynotablackguy
At 800-3000 ms, "played" might be a bit of an overstatement
TheRicM
Thx for the info!
ImSoFreshSuckMyNuts
High is an understatement. 1000 ping would be a 15-20 second delay from when you press a button to it working
SMhobo
Yea I was gonna say 100 to 300 is high. 1000 is astronomical
orivalx
My friend came up with a measurement for lag, 1 lag is 200 ping or 15 fps (for fps cut in half each time)