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Not OC but too funny not to share.
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Edit - Um holy crap! Thanks guys 'n' gals, you've put me up to Bronze level glorious. Do I ask for stuff now? Send cool showers and maybe i'll doodle them this time.
whyteraven74
These are golden
passmethecerveza
Never thought about it that way
andtheseashalltell
We had one of those 'open room' showers in our honeymoon suite. Looked romantic as hell. It was a recipe for freezing your ass off.
ArkTex
Fire and shower new goal in life....thanks.
cogs
I hate open showers. I like them confined and steamy.
ArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemis
Also, I would probably get hypothermia on those open showers... can't imagine showering on such an open space and not feeling cold as shit.
seabrook00
Lemme tell you something about outdoor showers, forget the stupid bugs biting you. I was naked with an entire wasp nest in the ceiling.
sppwalker
If you're in the tropics and the door inside is RIGHT there it's nice. Plus you can take a cool shower outside.
ireadabooktoday
I got stung by a bee while washing my hair in an outdoor shower. Never again.
serakaida
Holy crap! FP in 4 hours. I've done it, I know what imgur wants!
Scptt
Please Sir, can we have some moar?
sonic745
What does imgur want?
Freso
Non-OC…
kitschistheenemy
If you have a shower in an open room, you have the body of a mother effin' God and don't give a damn
DiggerPlease
Or you don't care what other people think
Saliktheguy
I clean windows at some fancy houses in Asoen Colorado and you see some crazy showers in those places.
whooshby
You should take some pics and make a post.
Saliktheguy
A lit e of them don't like having their houses photographed, so I usually play it safe and keep my phone in my pockets. But maybe someday.
HomicidalDirtMuppet
My sister told me her shower in Cambodia had rocks on the floor and though it looked nice, when she turned the water on spiders came out
thebitchyoucallkarma
I mean, it may be a poor country, but they still could do something about that. They just don't want to, because lazy, hence they are poor.
PoopInMyPants
My smile from this post went sour super fast after reading this.
sppwalker
What the FUCK
futuremonkey
Helps you conserve water by encouraging you to spend a maximum of nope minutes in the shower.
LeMou
youareaboringfstarstarcunt
I've been there. Can Confirm. Also, mean-ass motherfuckin centipedes.
baeocystin
If it was just spiders, and not snakes, she came out ahead. Source: used to live near Cambodia
WaffleCopters
Vietnam? i love the smell of napalm in the morning.
baeocystin
Laos. Lost a good friend to a bomb buried in a rice paddy. Not a big fan of Apocalypse Now.
PillowFortResident
Can confirm. Once you've been to the Saigon War Remnants Museum, you stop feeling cool about that shit. Should be mandatory.
carnzoid
That's awesome, taking a shower and making new spider friends. What more do you want?
SparelyFunctional
MotherMaidenCroneFatherSmithWarriorStranger
AHHHHRRRRGGGGJCIIDEBEH!!! I'll just go cry now... please excuse me
stormtroopergotmyback
Welp. Add Cambodia to the list of countries I'll never visit because of NOPES
rampitup46
you realize that this will happen with any shower made like that? the it's the construction, not the climb that is the problem
Hrafna55
That and the land mines. NEVER walk off the paths.
TheBigRedMachine2213
Cambodia: come for the genocide, stay for the nopes
WaffleCopters
Cambodians are Nopeavoirs
TheBigRedMachine2213
Wouldn't they be Nopeatarians?
axiomatik
The "so open, so exposed" showers are a good way to be freezing cold during your shower. My in law's shower is way too big, hate using it.
Brickthedummydog
that sucks. Seemed like the solution to getting soap in my husbands eyes when I did my hair (it's super long) and fling shampoo everywhere
PedanticGonkDroid
Naked and Afraid
Sheari
Same. I would love those sorts of showers if the room was equally warm and steamy
EroticZombiePants
My grandparents had a walk-in shower on an exposed corner of the house. During winter, you froze your ass off in it.
ireadabooktoday
I would be so cold and never want to clean the thing
LeMou
Some of the large showers have the steam makers. I forgot what they are specifically called but it's actually not that cold.
axiomatik
You would need a ton of steam to stay warm. The problem with such a large open space is the steam will just waft away.
KnowerOfNothing
@OP's showering in upvotes...
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
Mlem
FlibbityFoobleBee
God dammit it makes me go mlelm mlelm mlem.
IalwaysUpvoteBlackCats
I'm obligated to +1
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
There's a glitch in the matrix
SirSmurfalot
My cat does this too.
neccos
Mlipmlipmlipmlipmlipmlip...!!!
FizzInYourJace
I actually made the noises while reading that comment...... Goodnight
SovereignPhantasmia
Must, drink, moar!!!!!
catmemesandweed
Mlip is the Cat version of Blep
AtomicSuperMe
where are the upvotes in the gif?
superlonng
Nam nam nam nam nam nam nam
HeyZeusPourMeAnotherGlass
I think your cat is broken.
1CriEvryTiem
To avoid mistakes like these, follow instruction manual on how to progam c.a.t.
soljaboss
Nuh, its not easy, they started talking about functions and arrays. F that.
FuckingLoveImgur
Hahahahha+1
SubgeniusArmageddon
All of these made me laugh, it steps in a goddamn shower?! WTF were they thinking?
SanchoLibre
They illustrate the absurdity of some architectural concepts
xRedVelvetx
lol. I work for a company that designs these. Had to favorite for my coworkers.
malibu45
It puts the lotions on the skin
Francesfarmers
Yes, and then it puts the lotion on its goddamn skin.
DanielPetrik
I would imagine that they would put some sort of grippy layer over the tiles. Or the tiles themselves are gritty.
rubical
They are in the guest room for the family members they don't like.
ThatInnocentChild
Nice place to sit?
aWiseSageOnceSaid
In person they would all be amazing, they are designed for the space and considered most of these flaws. This is coming from a realtor.
flowseeker
I've seen plenty of in-ground pools with steps. Pretty much the same here.
IamNotAnAlien
There's design and then there's just stupid
Jammiepak
They are steps down into a sunken bath, with a shower. Specially textured tiles reduce the slipperiness of the stair treads.
hermesneutique
Well it's no fun if you "explain" it with "logic"
Jammiepak
Less death = more time for fun ;-)
hermesneutique
jo3v
Its so the wheelchair people don't sneak up on you... a common problem where I'm from.
SubgeniusArmageddon
What level of hell do you live in?
jo3v
Darwin, Australia.
wardenclyfe
That's two and half I believe, or 3. Been awhile since I read Dantes inferno
crankyoldgeezer
I'm working on a glass enclosed bathroom in a master suite. Essentially toilet & double vanity feel like they are in a huge room size shower
BreadyStinellis
? Meaning the walls are clear? Like someone can watch their spouse poop from the bedroom?
crankyoldgeezer
Yes, I'm a little shocked too. I suggested adding a Mylar/vinyl film to provide some privacy.
TheBigRedMachine2213
don't hate, some people are into that kind of thing
ssexywife2008
I have steps in my shower?
brb4ever
Don't ask me. I've never been in your bathroom.
NobodyLurksLikeGaston
I shower in steps?
SubgeniusArmageddon
Well, I hope you never get hurt on them. Hopefully they are slip resistant...
ssexywife2008
They are slip resistant, and weirdly designed, more of an awkward attempt at putting a shower in a closet
SubgeniusArmageddon
Would you call it a 'water closet'?
Surrenadee
Hope it's not used like one...
LadyWidebottom
I'd like steps in a shower as something to sit on while I shave my legs.
LordCarna
Why not just use your wide bottom?
SubgeniusArmageddon
They call that a chair.
LadyWidebottom
Sorry, but I've only ever had bad experiences with plastic chairs in the bathroom. No thanks.
theyearwas2112
I'd put a lazy boy in that bitch,
shorr
Ours is wooden. It's 8ish years old too and gets wet on regular basis. It's made for sauna
Cruxador
Use a teak chair.
SubgeniusArmageddon
Then you should invent a non-slip shower chair for just that purpose, make millions!
Doglover87
They make non slip chairs for the shower for seniors that can't stand in the shower
teh0khardic
And yet several slippery, solid stone stairs seem like a safer option?
LadyWidebottom
They do have non slip tiles, you know.
sillarra
But won't it be slippery after you shower?
AngelDistortion
Aye, you’re legs will be SUPER slippery. especially after a shave :)
LadyWidebottom
I'm sure that a non stick coating or material could be used to prevent that.
LillyVixen
I'd like a set of Teflon stairs, please and thank you.
DontWorryYouCanTrustMe
Surely non-stick is the opposite of the desired effect?
SendMeAllThePics
LadyWidebottom
Sorry, I meant to say non-slip. My mistake!
HongKongBingBong
That they were "artistic" and "innovative" because they're "rich"
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MrRandom314159
Well now they're "hospitalized" with a "severe concussion" and "multiple contusions".
MrPokination
to be honest, if I had a disposable income I'd probably build one or two of these for shits and giggles
r31830
I can't understand the quotation marks around "rich"
TheWhitestFang
"I" Don't see a "problem" with the "use" of "quotation marks"
DoorCellar
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TPmyD
I can't *thbbbt* understand *thbbbt* what your saying. *thbbbbbbt*
TinyClownfish
*thbbbbt* the bus leaves *thbbbbbbt* right *thbbbbbbt* now *thbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*
SubgeniusArmageddon
Yet not one of them has the intelligence to make a bat cave.
HongKongBingBong
Simpletons!
donkeymoney
...that you know of.
iHveNoCleverName
AOSUOMI
Frotality
That last one aint no joke; open air showers are a mad rush to dry and get dressed before the bug bites get into the triple digits, 1/2
DefinitelyNotASheep
As a Canadian all i thought about was how cold you would get with the doors open and the snow getting in....
buffles
Depends. I've been using one of these at the beach on the Gulf for about 20 years. Taken many showers there. No bugs
Cruxador
Depends where you live.
Beruthiel10
Where? I've got sweet blood and I've never had a problem with my outdoor shower at my cabin in Texas.
Emilyja
Ohhh I thought that said "BUTTS!". I was really confused.
sykn
I had one Bali. Never had eye contact so intent on a spider sitting on a protruding leaf inches from me.
humanitysucks7
Not gonna lie, but outside showers when the weather and conditions are right, are so nice
Frotality
At least if you have the sweetblood gene like me.
redwinepuddinpop
It's the WORST!
thatpatguy
I think you mean the diabeetus.
koflan
I feel your pain.
bud467
My ex does. I feel bad for her . we live in florida.
CynicalHysteria
I live in Florida
chrishallett83
Mosquitos fucking MURDER me every time I go outside in the summer - friends will be like "oh I got a bite", meanwhile I'm well past 20+ (1)
wanderingbishop
Now there's a sci-fi horror idea - you meet sentient mozzies and they all snap their heads round at you and start chanting "sweetblood..."
Whipawa
Don't have it, live in the woods, feel blessed every summer.
SpringPixie
I'm A+ blood type, according to one of my bio lecturers, mossies like that D:
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
My grandma always told me mosquitoes like me because I'm such a sweetheart.
antivaxtumblrvegan
*sweatheart
KRicci
Mosquitos see in UV, so you probably have a high body temp. Try cold water for a minute before you get out.
Sneckz
I'm always cold but mosquitos only go for me so my bf wonders why I complain when we're outside and he is incredibly hot.
KRicci
*Infrared
flowseeker
What do you mean by high body temp? Isn't everyone within like 1/10 of a degree of standard body temp?
CryoxTitan
Not in all cases. Standard internal body temperature is 98.7 but I read at a consistent 96 give or take a few tenths of a degree. 1/2
CryoxTitan
Also, external body temp varies greatly from person to person and is likely what they're seeing. E.g. My skin runs hotter than my S.O's does
Laternenkind
Also they don't smell blood but sweat. Stop being sweaty, for gods sake!
uusinimi
Actually mosquitoes find their way to people by tracking the carbondioxide they release in the air. That's something you can't prevent.
Laternenkind
As is sweat :) I was joking
whatupmyknitters
that's what the shower is for!
PRoseLegend
In tropical Australia, you can have a cold shower at 6am and be sweating by the time you dry off.
Frotality
Oddly enough, it isn't worse when I'm doing labor in the middle of the day. They love me through sweat, DEET, and cold, its a curse.
chadwich
I've got it. My wife and I can be sitting right next to each other and the mosquitoes will swarm me and totally ignore her. Dammit.
srslydude
I heard it was acidic blood they like. Whichever it it, I have it.
Homeblest
They don't like me :( *sniff*
srslydude
No, you like that. You can go outside in the summertime. You can go camping. You can go golfing in the morning.
n8crafter
That's a good thing. For one, you are less likely to get malaria.
Cummadumpster
Thank you for you sacrifice, so us non-sweetbloods can sleep in peace.
DarthFluffy1
Open showers are usually in expensive lake/ocean homes to clean off after playing on the beach or in the ocean before going back inside.....
IsuckAsthis
One was at a B&B I stayed at, little fenced area with no roof and helicopters flying tourists around the area ...
purpurisgermanforpurple
I had one in the middle of nowhere Texas. It was the only shower. Barely had indoor plumbing.
Beruthiel10
We have one that we DIYed at the cabin we built. It's not expensive or luxurious, but the outdoor shower is awesome.
vDorothyv
I mostly see them at fancy beach houses but they're cheap and I like them
OreoBorealis
Can confirm, we have one at my gparents mansion in Los Angeles for showering off after swimming in the pool
TK421isAFK
Rory?
Ryebread91
On the off chance you have some some extra water to use it...
eequalsmcsquared
Can I come hang out in said mansion? I'll bring pizza.
Frotality
...or on ghetto-ass macnut farms in the middle of the jungle, where its the only shower. Had a bullfrog living under it, we were friends.
TraceTheKitteh
Was the bullfrogs name jerimiah?
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
Hueueue
DarthFluffy1
Lol well yes but I was talking about the on depicted in the picture above, the materials are to nice for that
Corrodias
I like how the only apparent way to tell the difference between them is the materials used in their construction.
DarthFluffy1
lol that's because contractors will do anything to rip off people specially people who have more money than sense
TK421isAFK
Ironically, the local wood used in a jungle is probably an expensive exotic species in North America.