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Why do the vagoo sting
Mar 16, 2017 9:51 AM
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Why do the vagoo sting
RealManny
Guys, this is the best thing ever. Don't listen to the negative comments, they are chicks who are afraid of losing their power over you.
makethatthecatwise1
A few years ago, I went to a Electronica store and asked for an human sized microwave. Turns out that they did not sell those
bartyartu
Burns like an STD too probably
zerofuchs
This is terrible advice- you have to add Tabasco sauce for lubrication first.
trs451
It really works. I have that same burning sensation after doing it
h3nna0jisan
ACabbageFromSpace
Habaneros work better :)
PiGiSpi
Bf had cantina with habanero sauce. Made the bj later wry spicy
RhetoricalRobot
That's only true for Mexican vaginas.
Spartan101
This will be hot! ????
Hegamonia
Just be careful when hollowing it out and make sure to get all the membrane and seeds out before using your new onahole!
iamstormtroll
Or if you feel like something a little different, try inserting chilli seeds into your peehole. Just pop them straight in there.
Zuphalas
You do know someone is actually gonna try this right? You evil bastard lol.
Jalopenis
You might be on to something.
imapriest
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gotanymoreofthemzubats
Used a habanero instead... now my girlfriend won't stop calling me fire-crotch.
GunstarHero
@Jalopenis
StereotypicalUnicornNazi
Spoonland
That is a fact. It also make you last longer
brianclementsvatua
If your friends try to stop you from doing this, you need to eliminate them from your life. You don't people who habanero-minded view.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
*Proudly stamps this comment with the Pun-Seal-of-Approval*
TwistedHarmony
FriendlyGodlessHippie
You elicited a legitimate groan. Take my damn +1 and get out.
RobAir
Jalapenis will get jalapeño business
ForceAwakenWasLame
Easy there Satan
SammMoney
I feel like this is a lie. Is this a lie would someone confirm for me?
gdahead
Nope. 100% true did it this morning. Microwave it and everything.
bilborrax
Nice try but this makes chlorine gas
Ethnicities
Foiled again
D4RK3CH0
Arby's Roast Beef sandwich works as well.
Jalopenis
DON'T TRY THIS!!!
AkevoTheBard
Found the sucker! lol
chakmanga
Thank you jalopenis
WillJeSuis
AT HOME! Try it out at the vegetable market, where they are fresh!
disturbed8411
Username is appropriate
Surrogates
Username checks out.
bma6262
Don't forget to microwave it for 15 minutes first to get it up to body temperature. Feels just like the real thing!
BaconOctopus
But Obama will know that you don't get any pussy ....
garathselbow
I like the cold ones
Iknowphotoshop
AlizardLickingACheerio
But they are neve... OOOHHHHHHH
iamthisguy247
Just like when with the real thing.
tcooker
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... ouch hot hot hot hot!!!! Not again! I'm an idiot!!
irislovesneko
HOT HOT HOT HOT
taco81
Just use a condom.
Temptationsmeowmix
I am too poor to afford that
maxanor
Or you've found your fetish
skribs
It's the hottest thing you've ever...ah forget it.
Vulspyr
Fool you for the 42nd time and you discovered the meaning to life, the universe, and everything.
AndreKroon
Fool me the 34th time and its porn.
devilsbitch
fool me 3 times and you're officially that fucking guy, you kno-, you know the one, you go to the bar and he's like "this suit is 1/2
devilsbitch
officially Georgio Armani ask my dad knows him" FUCK YOU. I aaaaaaaaaint having that shit.
AGoldenPotato
Every time someone says "fool me once..." i look for this comment... its always there :)
devilsbitch
anyone says fool me once i make the comment if it isnt there. old jontron is the funniest shit
trondz89
Tried it. Works really well! Almost better than the real thing!
redneckjep
It was sooooo hot
gdahead
Almost? Yeah right, it is better!!!! A friend told me.
JeffwiththeNukes
Better in fact b/c you don't have to deal with all the crying and fighting back.
teddyboops
Crying funny, fighting back... Not so much
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
skyph2048
Good responce