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thatwoodguy
"WE have outlawed Russian forever. We begin bombing in 15 minutes"
SorDavos
And then he sent Superman to kill Batman. I saw the documentary.
Chubbs415
In Soviet Russia car drives you!
OldTimeyPaperCompanyTycoons
Instead of telling jokes now, our president is the joke and I'm waiting on the punchline
mrmartini
IvanStroganoff
Say what you want, but I was proud to serve the country with him as my Commander in Chief, and I miss his humor and patriotism. Class act.
Supermanty5
source https://youtu.be/mN3z3eSVG7A
TheCrazyVulcan
Were Regan alive today he would hate the modern GOP and would be Trumps most outspoken critic.
HydrochloricKitten
Of this, I have no question.
DanMoshpit69
Ah yes, when the office had integrity.
berlinson
I'm no fan of Reagan but compared to the imbecile in the White House right now he looks like a true statesman.
kfigs
Fuck Reagan. Fuck the War on Drugs. Fuck trickle down nonsense. Fuck his foreign policy. People only love his role as a grandfather figure.
Orionsdick
In soviet Russia, wall tears down Gorbachev
copingcabana
MaderLevap
I know similiar version, only with believer, Bible and atheist.
copingcabana
I dunno. Communism has failed every time it's been tried. Christianity has never really been tried.
BeMyBromigo
Johnson swinging his Johnson everywhere is by far my favorite thing a president has ever done.
fnordgasm5
I like it when he forgot he sold weapons to Iran. That was funny.
chrizyo
The first one is actually one of my favourite jokes. But in my version it's the pope.
Nalianna
Ronald Reagan? The actor?
SoberAndBored
I had a Polish girlfriend. She grew up when Poland was in the USSR. She said to me: "in school, we learned Polish, because we were Polish.
SoberAndBored
We learned Russian, because we were ruled by the Russians. We learned English, because it was the international language. And we learned
SoberAndBored
German.
SoberAndBored
Just in case."
TrustMeImABassist
Clever girl.
fa30734
Am I the only one who thinks GIFs are a terrible format for this?
fabidaddy
You wanna catch these hot ones?
asscactus2001
The more I've looked at the policy disasters that arose from his presidency, the more I think he might actually have been the antichrist.
FireBreathingStockBroker
You need to evaluate your life.
fabidaddy
I think you are confusing him with Karl Marx, buddy
sjokoladenam
I dont get it.
hinoyminoy69
Yep. Socialism kills.
SunAnvil
That last one was pretty good
itsphonixs
I don't get it.....
Pegussu
Then you're probably overthinking it, there's not any deeper meaning behind what he said.
Anonawesome
Found the guy who also didn't get it.
Pegussu
I get it. It's just that it's so obvious I don't understand how someone couldn't get it unless they were overthinking it.
Anonawesome
Well when I first read it, my mind went to "the plumber is coming tomorrow morning" for some reason so I had to think about it.
chrishallett83
Reagan was such a bag of shit, but because he was charismatic people think he was fantastic as a president.
busted88
He is consistently ranked in non-partisan surveys as being one of the best modern presidents, so there's that.
DarthJaime
i.e. Obama.
ForTheRepublic212th
Great president
naytorin
Iaimtomisbehave
Russian leader telling a joke:
v .
Insomnia297
"I could kill you on a whim" [laughter]
EvilKam
And everyone laughed. OR ELSE!
LitteralyHitler
GULAG FOR YOU
Arsikere
[kills 60 million people]
Insomnia297
Holodomor was fucked up. In some ways, worse than the holocaust.
Arsikere
between soviet russia and china, communism killed maybe 140 million people in "peace" time. and that isn't including cuba, north korea, /
Arsikere
vietnam or laos. fasism, outside of war, killed 11 million
Insomnia297
Know of any good sources on political crimes linked to Laotian communism? I'm looking at moving there.
Rapscalli0n
I wish there were a few high-budget movies about it. I can't even picture it
Insomnia297
As far as I know, most Americans don't even know about it. I guess we couldn't learn about all genocides, since there's been countless.
Imvin
He commanded respect for the office, for Americans, for the United States. Carter was impotent but Reagan got in & returned American pride
LimeJ
He was a senile actor who didn't know what the fuck he was doing. You sure love your idiots telling you that the U.S is great.
naytorin
And then immediately proceeded to fuck the economy
Imvin
Yes 3.5% GDP is terrible
RatoMolhado
http://68.media.tumblr.com/1961e1d793045e5d4ba07a941c1d305e/tumblr_om1671zsRd1rp74xfo1_250.gif
RatoMolhado
http://68.media.tumblr.com/79ed3586577770b6b29edb334a3fcda9/tumblr_om1671zsRd1rp74xfo2_250.gif
WalkinChubby24
Screwed the country, but will add, he was charismatic!
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semtex94
So anyone who doesn't like Reagan is a Stalinist?
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Anyone who criticizes Reagan is a communist or not American been that way since he took office.
frustwrited
Ah, I remember stuff like this when I was a kid. Reagan was actually a rather charismatic president. And the propaganda was spot on!!
ishouldnotwritemyusernameinalllowercasewhoopsidid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvg7lRsCVJ8
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
"Rather charismatic"? Understatement of the millennium. Have you seen the election results in 1980 and 1984?
ninjadanny
Being a kid of the 80's I remember him as being pretty freaking cool. People genuinely liked the guy.
AreYouGonnaBuySomethingNoImJustDancingToTheHumOfYourFridge
I'm not an American, but I believe I've read that he was voted the people's favourite president of our time, could someone confirm this?
idonthavetimeforthiseither
As an adult in the 80's, he was a train wreck
TayTay051
May I ask why?
The2ndProtectsOur1st
I disagree, I voted for him, as did many dems at the time, while not perfect, he certainly was not a train wreck.
OzmaAsimov
Another fine example of "I'd have a beer with him" even if I'd never want him in charge of anything.
LargeAlbinoBeluga
Propaganda truly was spot on. No different than Obama
Josefbugman1543
I think that Obama didn't give money to contras to murder nuns.
OzmaAsimov
It's amazing how much the anti-Obama people attribute to him. Listening to them, he must be superhuman to have achieved so many evil acts.
LargeAlbinoBeluga
I also don't think Obama was a space Nazi but that's not really related to the comment you're replying to
kittypoopappledrink
hinoyminoy69
It's funny because the Soviet Union collapse shortly after LOL get wrecked m8
fabidaddy
Because Reagan saved the Russia from Communism along with Bush
InfamousGerbil
Gorbachev is responsible for getting rid of Communism after recognizing serious systemic issues with it. The highly educated Russian...
InfamousGerbil
society was ready to move away from Communism toward Democracy as a whole. Why do you think America played such a role?
fabidaddy
Shut the fuck up commie
kittypoopappledrink
whalehungjury
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Jusmar
The irony of this is that IntheNow is sponsored by Russia Today(RT) which is sponsored directly by the Russian Government.
IWasInThePool
...which is a major sponsor of our current president.
DespiseEveryone
The irony is that Reagan was the one to court the religious right that directly lead to this whole mess to begin with. But hey, pink glasses
Jusmar
https://www.rt.com/shows/in-the-now-summary/
fabidaddy
They praise Reagan because him and Bush saved Russia from Communism under the USSR
Arbitrarynamehere
Actually no.
fabidaddy
How so? Did they not save Russia from socialism? If I was Russian I would be grateful.
hinoyminoy69
I would be, socialism is the biggest murderer of mankind. Anything it touches turns to shambles.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
*communism there is in fact a difference especially modern versions.
InfamousGerbil
The USSR actually reformed itself out of existence after recognizing the systemic problems with communism. Although the way that they...
hinoyminoy69
No it didn't the USSR was dissolved in 1991 and Russia went back to be its own sovereign nation.
InfamousGerbil
handled doing so created a myriad of problems, leading to a post-soviet depression. Because of this, the majority of Russians now...