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Nov 5, 2017 4:27 AM
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
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WolfPrincess69
Vaccines
stronomer
I'm pretty sure that this is already a rule in the 100+ society.
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
If I live to be a hundred, I'll say exactly this.
failurez
Fapped to tentacle porn. Every. Single. Day.
fiddlewheelx
There is a 100 year old dude i know of that drinks codliver oil every day.
Diverge
I put a pinecone in my ass everyday. It's not an age thing it's.. something else.
courtster
Hahahhahaahahhahaha
skellington01
Screamed "I'll kill you" at a rice jar every day
courtster
Guy you would have everyone eating Pine Cones getting pitch all over them and falling out of trees!!Hilarious!!!!Hahhahha
courtster
Hahahhahaha
artilus0501
Dog sperm
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Nice idea random browser
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
I bathe in the blood of virg...WAIT
Medmobster
Elizabeth bathory!!!
themissingventure
This is my motivation to live to 100, to pull off shit like this.
JHawke
I'm going with some witches words in discworld "Everytime you break wind you lose some life, humans are born with a finite supply of air"
rosalynne95
I was born in 1995 and aspire to live to 105, just so I can tell the kiddos I was alive for three centuries.
RoodKontjeAapje
People will probably just think you suffer from dementia.
Boopbeepbeep
My uncle was 6’8”. My cousin asked him how he got to be so tall & uncle said by eating flies. Cousin later said flies taste like papaya.
Dragoro2022
Your... Your cousin can only know that... If... If he ate both... Before... Ewww....
orangatuan
Every single day when I woke up, I masturbated and used my semen as milk for my cereal.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
orangatuan
dnbro
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and running 10km every day.
ClosetLink
One of these is not like the other. ♫
TheNax
The oldest in this country said 1 cigar and some cognac every day was the key.. Gene's - either they fuck you up and make you live long
Sockerpappaharvaddubehover
Recovering after surgery and 4 year no training bullshit. 50/100/100/10km atm. Goal is to complete "The Murph". Hi5.
ice12d
That's a good way to go bald
CharlesNstuff
The Genghis Khan work out
BurntAndBranded
And don't sleep with the air conditioner on in the summer
wo1fie
But then it will be 105+
NoSelfiesWithoutTaters
Wintosha
Hahhh. Nice. I asked a doctor once and they said 10km every day is a terrible idea. everything else is reasonable daily, though.
HomelyBrothel
So all of the people doing the 212 mile marathon are going to die at like 50 for being so in shape?
IAmTheBadW01f
After a certain point, running more decreases life expectancy. There exists a distance that, if run every day, causes no change.
IAmTheBadW01f
In life expectancy that is, major changes in how you look and feel during the time that you're alive.
LostCause97
I'm pretty sure that distance is 10 feet.
IAmTheBadW01f
It's actually really difficult to run exactly 10ft....
YourTypicalFriend
No how about this. Dudes over 100 say they eat girls out atleast twice a week and girls over 100 say they give head atleast twice a week
thenightsbotch
Yes, because life's all about head you dumb twat
1234canIhavealittlemore
Yes, help the young ones out a bit.
TheHoleStretcher3000
Yeah grandpa sucked me off till right before he died.
Medmobster
What about us girls who like girls
LeadByBadExample
YOU FREAKS DON'T GET TO BE 100!
AgolfHiller
Give the other team some love twice a week
Bossmob
Witchcraft obviously
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Allanonshea1
Idk, what ever y'all like that the other girls don't do
Krympehl
point is having oral to genetal contact/action twice a week
YourTypicalFriend
say that you suck fingers
RachTrap
*whispering* or elbow ;)