for all the single dads out there

shawnemack

The inside of my vacuum tube is covered in dirt and grossness

9 years ago |

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Enigmastick

Now this is a life hack. All I need anymore is a kid.

9 years ago |

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Pulsivi

I need to try this like right now

9 years ago |

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TRYoungn

Friend tried this once. His children are now terrified of when the vacuum turns on

9 years ago |

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Steelhart

Why do we have to be single dads? What if the wife is out shopping? This seems more like a Dad Hack.

9 years ago |

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VladGraphix

Can you spell your name OP?

9 years ago |

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Undroid19

Have tried this. It works.

9 years ago |

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CavalierNique

Everyone's talking about not using a dirty vacuum tube, and all I think is 'That made a shit ponytail'

9 years ago |

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Quickrich

I showed my wife and daughter this, they asked me if I could do it. I had to tell them no because I'm not a single dad.

9 years ago |

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justforthisonecomment

Those look like a mom's hands... a lazy mom

9 years ago |

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SoulFlayer

Those looks like the hands of a woman though

9 years ago |

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weaselriot

Why a man gotta be single to give his girl a pony tail? Gah.

9 years ago |

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GrrrGiraffe

This is just lazy.

9 years ago |

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MyWifeLetsMeDoButtStuffToHer

@GetToDaTardis

9 years ago |

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cinemeasctha

You'll make your child's hair dirty by doing that

9 years ago |

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rubbarz

Have u ever wiped your finger inside of a vacuum tube? I would o ly recommend with a clean hole.

9 years ago |

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BonerYogurt

What's in her mouth?

9 years ago |

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Naeaes

Teeth and a tongue.

9 years ago |

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xChaosRainsx

As someone who gets static hair from putting on shirts fuck that

9 years ago |

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QuickiesAllDay

It's for the views

9 years ago |

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Kellieface

That seems like an excessive amount of effort

9 years ago |

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PyroGXPilot

dads got a really ornate ring

9 years ago |

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dghammer

Now her hair stinks...good job.

9 years ago |

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Gruntingsince1775

Offtheranch tried this

9 years ago |

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MEvsMARADONAvsELVIS

Try this with a Dyson and let me know how it works out

9 years ago |

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droppingcbombs

What about us not single but lazy dads?

9 years ago |

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Krocsyldiphithic

Let the mom do it obviously.

9 years ago |

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cleavergrill

Clearly a woman's hand but okay...

9 years ago |

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YerAGrizzardArry

No reason why this couldn't be read as a woman giving advice to single dads.

9 years ago |

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PeteButtigieg

Clearly a hand but okay...

9 years ago |

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Kargathia

Emancipation. No reason women can't behave like single dads.

9 years ago |

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Cyberbeni

So are you saying women can't be single dads? What's next, you gonna say women not allowed to pee while standing? Jeez.

9 years ago |

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TangoIndiaTangoSierra

Or men can't have weak, effeminate hands?

9 years ago |

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HeyItsHorst

Triggered!!

9 years ago |

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FapitalistPig

For the first 10 sec I thought it was gonna be "how to beat the kid up without leaving bruises".

9 years ago |

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SodaForBlood

Jumper cables.

9 years ago |

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Error404TrollNotFound

The comment.. the username... POTUS? Is that you?

9 years ago |

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iAlreadyDidit

Use it to make a pony tail and your a genius, use it on your junk and everyone loses their mind..

9 years ago |

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aykyle

This is how i put my cock ring on.

9 years ago |

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coolguyzone420

I told you not to disturb me while I'm cleaning my room!

9 years ago |

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DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley

https://media4.giphy.com/media/aqMtPBE2KBzDa/200w.gif

9 years ago |

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Norfolkanchancehere

Now did I clean the cat shit stains out of the tube. Yep looks clean now.

9 years ago |

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cleavergrill

you're*

9 years ago |

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TangoIndiaTangoSierra

+1

9 years ago |

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secretaryoftheinteriornotsure

9 years ago |

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Pattosaurus20xx

https://youtu.be/gNOmZ4l4v54 wkuk covered a lot of material.

9 years ago |

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Otisjay

You don't want that one sir, it'll rip your dick off.

9 years ago |

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MaladaptedMedic

What? no, I just have a dirty apartment...

9 years ago |

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anacctnamedphat

Don't bother me while I'm cleaning my room!

9 years ago |

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RussianJudge

9 years ago |

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AreYaDeadSerious

Special officer doofy!

9 years ago |

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cyno01

Nasty ass vacuum fuckers...

9 years ago |

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Zetor

My room is really dirty!

9 years ago |

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DigitalBang

and then you have shit all over your daughter's hair. a well used vacuum is not a clean thing.

9 years ago |

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Lionskull

I feel like cleaning a vacuum extension thingy wouldn't be too difficult.

9 years ago |

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ascottdude

Or simply having a dedicated hose or attachment for ponytails would literally cost less than $5.

9 years ago |

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DigitalBang

I think just doing it normal would be easier than cleaning a tube or reserving it pony tails only.

9 years ago |

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ascottdude

You're probably right. My experience is limited to the timeI tried to put my 5 year old niece's hair in a ponytail and I just couldn't get

9 years ago |

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ascottdude

a handle on it. It was too thin and silky. Tried for 30 minutes before I gave up.

9 years ago |

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Trifone48

That look sore. Just look up a damn tutorial on youtube.

9 years ago |

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Kierbear2g

hair doesn't have nerves.

9 years ago |

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RedLlamaPoncho

But scalps do

9 years ago |

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Kierbear2g

does gently pulling your hair back hurt? because that's all a vacuum does.

9 years ago |

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SirAvocadoMan

That looked like a solid tug and she is still just a young girl

9 years ago |

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Kierbear2g

it doesn't hurt

9 years ago |

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