How to lose customers

Oct 9, 2017 10:42 PM

TheCaelondian

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"Power" to the players, armirite?

It seems like gamers are constantly being ripped off.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Plus assassin's creed is one of the most beaten dead horses in the history of dead horses

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright, who do I have to kill today?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So what were the discord messages?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nooo fucking way

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Sorry GameStop, my wallet is locked until you sell me the full game.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m more sick of the fact ps4 gets all of the best exclusives. I wanted to play as the joker in Arkham asylum

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This can't be real they're aren't that fucking retarded are they.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I smell a cash grab

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The real question here is, why did you go incognito to look up Warframe?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use Incognito for several reasons. A certain horrible place may be one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how to get me to NOT buy a game period. Not like there aren't thousands of other games to pick from, other stores to shop at...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fuck that

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

and people wonder why the gaming industry is dying.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are people wondering about things that aren't happening? Are these "people" just made up?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile the pirated version contains everything, every possible promotion item, dlc, addon etc.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

buy game, get code, return game.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jim sterling just covered this sort of thing in his "the lie of the 60$ game" vid. You rrady to pay 150$ for all the content of a 60$ game?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not counting microtransactions?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This isn't even a good ad in any way. It literally tells you that you can't have it instead of advertising it as a bonus. That's awful

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Effects: people not buying it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel that the children of the gaming industry are blinded by this stuff and will buy it thinking "I love Ubisoft and Activision".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We'll see.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It always surprises me to find a fellow Tenno in the wild.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

We've been coming out of the woodwork, returning and new players alike, since Destiny 2's launch and the hype around Plains of Eidolon.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea games do this all the time. Nothing new

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

looks like they won, "lets keep scamming them till its normal to them. then we can get away with EVEN MORE!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't mind it when games didn't verify the installation when opened. I just downloaded the missing content. Now I don't play them.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'll have two pancakes" "For 10$, you can get syrup!" "But... they're supposed to be together." "Haha, you're funny!"

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Tomorrow: "Pre-order pancakes for the next three months in this binding contract to get syrup, otherwise you get no syrup."

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Ok, piss off. I'll buy pancakes somewh.....ok great, now everyone else is doing that too."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

For those wondering its fake

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 5

It's a problem that it's believable.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

2/2 have a preorder-only mission. It's just phrased more accurately in the "spoof"? Is it a spoof, though?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it's real, just they changed the wording on the ad. The situation is real.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Gimme a moment." - GameStop, probably

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm not totally against DLC packs, but fuck that mess.

8 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 4

I can even tolerate preorder bullshit but they could at least pretend they aren't jerking us around. >:U

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

DLC is great, if not cut from the game pre-release or horse armor. Preorder bullshit locked away from the rest of players forever is not.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I’m not against DLC. I’m against exclusive preorder DLC.

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

I hate when they put preorder bonuses in the "all dlc" version later, so you get like 100 items right out of the gate

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Oh, man... Dishonored on steam, when it became the "full" and boom, crapton of rare shiz and... extra freaking amulet slots. >_<

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also who tf snuck into my room and dumped a bunch of shit in here

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Outsider, probably. Dude's a li'l stalker-y.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember when good DLC was called "expansions" and they basically multiplied the game time?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Probably because it's content that's is downloadable.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It used to be content that expanded the game in a meaningful way

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We won't know of it will until it is out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lets see....witcher 3....adds pretty much the same game time back onto the game with the expansion.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CDPR are awesome! I'm hoping Larian does something similar with Divinity Original Sin 2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh a fellow tenno

8 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 5

ARE YOU READY FOR A SACRIFICE!!? https://youtu.be/Moo9Xo68sGM?t=6

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wtb friend 12p

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any ps4 tenno?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What weapon were you searching up on warframe?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean a space ninja farmer with carpel tunnel syndrome

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ordis has intercepted a message. The Operator's attention is required...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inbox messages await the operator

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I quit warframe after having it crash on low graphics after 10 minutes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how'd u manage that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonder how Destiny 2's DL- I mean Plains of Eidolon will be. I have high hopes so I'll have a reason to come back to WF.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We will see... this week

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly that's why I came back, have been away since Sands of Inaros. Hyped though, plus Nidus is a blast.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's the Grine- no, wait... Corpus, definitely the Corpus...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been playing for about a month now, totally hooked, just got to the end of the star map last night, not to finish it!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you're on PC look me up, IGN TheCaelondianOne. We can run some Void Survival or some shit

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I put so many hours into that game then burned out from all the grinding. Don't wanna dish out cash for plat either. Might reinstall later

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I used the 75% discount and bought a large quantity of platinum

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better Focus on second dream and war within, this week we are getting Plains of Eidolon and those quest are required (access fully)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm working on War Within now, tracking Teshin!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such a great storyline, for a paid game... not to mention -- it's free!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's literally tens of us!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Isn't it like, in the top-10 most played on Steam, and not everyone uses Steam to play it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ten zeroes?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No ten o's

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We don't talk about... those days.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Greetings, Operator!

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Oh I get it. You guys are talking about Dark Sector.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I NEED MORE FORMA.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plains of eidolon hype

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This cant be about Warframe... These people are too nice and and noone is crying over "founder privileges" and such...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TENNNNNNNOO DID YOU THINK IT WOULD BE SO EEEASSYY?!!?!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LOOOK TENNO!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tits.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ordis hopes you return - COVERED IN BLOOD - safe and sound!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hey kiddo

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

GRAKATA!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Clem.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

CLEM

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:clem: :clem: :clem: :clem: :clem: :clem: :clem: :clem: :clem: :clem: :clem: :clem:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CLEM

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TWO GRAKATA

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Power to the players" Who the fuck had the idea to put this slogan on an ad that screams "rip the players off for 10 mins bonus gameplay"??

8 years ago | Likes 703 Dislikes 6

All you gotta do is buy the game the day before launch. Quit bitching

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Fuckin' AC3 charged $10 for a single DLC mission that took less than 20 minutes to complete.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They didn't even phrase it nicely, it's like "Oh, you wanted this content that should've been in the base game? Nah, fuck you."

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

People who can control an industry

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Honestly with how prominent digital sales are these days GameStop should really be trying to appease people better

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i thought that was a game stop slogan and not part of the game advertisement

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is literally the most insulting thing about it. Power to the players! ...who dont mind being fucked in the ass by us

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

I don't mind being fucked in the ass, but not like this... not like this...

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Is the lipstick unblocked? Because I like to look pretty before I get FUCKED!!!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Need the lube

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one on GameStop's side on this one? Legitimately looks like they realize the preorder bonus is a shit thing, but it's pushed

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Mixed feel. According to steam, the pre-order mission is a thing. According to others, this specific image is satire. So, no credit to GS.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Down to them by Ubisoft. I don't think they had anything to do with it, it's them acknowledging their inability to fix it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No I agree. Triple AAA companies push this and store have to play ball.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not even power to store managers. Did you see what happened with Thanksgiving?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I didn’t, what happened?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are going to be open on thanksgiving to "better serve their customers" and even store managers have to show up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are people really raging about missing 10 mins of tacked on gameplay?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 34

It's the principle of the matter.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

About getting irrationally angry about something that doesn't really matter? I mean, hasn't Assassins Creed jumped the shark anyway?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 34

"I'll sell you this car, but you only get manual windows unless you also buy our brand of insurance!" Basically BS but they get away with it

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Then I say, "No, thanks," walk off the lot and buy a car from another person. Is that hard?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 20

The fuck-mothering principle!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You had porn open on another tab didn't you?

8 years ago | Likes 531 Dislikes 10

If thats the case, i dont want to know what led him to AC origins Gamestop page.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First thing I noticed too!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At this point is now weird when I have a not pornographic tab on my phone

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck you got a good eye

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Best comment

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hear airplane tickets are cheaper in incognito mode.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If your company uses Google mail and requires mobile device management to access it on a phone, incognito is a way around that restriction.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

...this is also useful for checking your own gmail on someone else's android without tying your account info to their phone.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Idk what u guys are talking about I don't see anything.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's because you're not standing behind him

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The little hat and glasses icon in the top left means he was in incognito mode, so no browser history is recorded

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Not this time, friendo... Not *this* time.

8 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 2

We're you looking up plains of eidolon? I see you're on warframe wiki

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I need the heart to constantly play Warframe like I used to, hit Mr 12 then stopped playing until recently

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reading up on shield mechanics in preparation for using Harrow. Having played Nidus ever since getting him, I need a refresher.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rule 34 warframe

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What other reason would you go incognito for?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I like the dark theme.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For gift shopping and some airline tickets are cheaper for "first timers" which is how the site sees you on incognito, or so I have heard

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Good tip, I'll have to check that out. Thanks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spooky stuffs

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I usually do it when buying plane tickets.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can use it to get around the monthly article limits on publications like NYT.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I do it to look up potentially embarrassing medical questions.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Like all of us doctors.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0