"I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony baloney church. Or synagogue." - Mr Burns
Oh, that's all? I'm sure I can come within sight of fantasizing to overcome one or two of those obstacles within the next 30 years. Then it's over for you bitches.
As someone with no job, still living with his parents, and about a solid 5/10, real. Although I don't have a job and still live with my parents for probably a different reason, regardless I feel u
That's pretty dark. But not dissimilar to a plan I had. There is a way out. It may not help on the financial side , but you can still have many happy years with a shift of perspective. D m me if you want to talk.
...sidewalk in a residential area - cars blocking the way, cracks/grass that trip you up constantly. on the street, being further out you'll get caught earlier by backup cameras and the driver will have 10+more feet to react. only on busy streets or maybe where everyone is parking on the street is running on the sidewalk a better option. this isnt just me, this how almost everyone i've seen running where ive run.
see the crumbled road? for 3 decades every state we visited has crumbled roads. u can see yourself from twitch/youtube IRL streamers. bad roads cause billions unnecessary costs directly per year. some states it's $50 billion per year. i've bicycle crashed hitting pot hole. watching movie/tv look in the background roads. https://www.wcvb.com/article/true-cost-of-americas-roads/64971342
I don't do this, but one reason I can think of is (at least where I live) the sidewalk is full of janky sections lifted up by tree roots. You can easily trip and break your entire ass.
A skateboarder without a helmet; 90% of comments are about safety and how irresponsible it is.
Someone is running in the street instead of footpath; they could trip on an immobile object, speeding cars and bad/new drivers are easier to deal with.
Definitely not. Prioritize vehicle traffic on roads and prioritize pedestrian traffic on footpaths and pedestrian crossings. Different places created for different purposes.
It's a FOOTpath. For people travelling by foot. Roads are for vehicles. I don't want bikes or runners speeding past folks walking their kids or dogs either. I want them to show some consideration for others and veer around them, you know, like road-runners expect motorists to do.
Username "unindoctrinated" recites indoctrination line of "roads are for vehicles" completely disregarding roads have existed far longer than any vehicle and that the whole idea of roads being car only was pushed by the auto industry to blame people who used the roads they way they always had for being run over by vehicle users. Fun stuff.
Roads are for vehicles, if that's exactly what they were built for. Your argument is correct and appropriate for roads built before the motor vehicle became common. Virtually every road built in the last century (assuming there is a space between the road and property fencelines) was specifically built for use by vehicles. If pedestrians were meant to share modern roads, footpaths wouldn't have been left there at all. Developers and governments wouldn't waste the millions of acres of land.
No they are not just for vehicles. That is a lie you are buying. Ever heard of block parties? Street hockey? Footpaths are often not there at all... I know as a wheelchair exactly where and how many and where sidewalks end with 0 warning. And guess what? My household is still taxed for the roads even when there is no sidewalk. So I am going to use the fucking road that is guaranteed to be there and if you have a problem I invite you to kiss the most callused part of my ass.
This may be a terminology issue. Where I live, the footpath is the whole area between the curb and the fenceline, whether there's a concrete strip on it or not.
rezpawner
Yeah, that sums up most of the obstacles.
PushPullMagnet
Money
Relaxed
A job you love
Great dates / wife
8h sleep a day
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
And a will to live
thoushaltnotpass
"I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony baloney church. Or synagogue." - Mr Burns
Bigemedic
Seems simple enough...
YippeeKayakOB
TheFastpaws
I'm honestly thinking at the end of this month I'm just done.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Oh, that's all? I'm sure I can come within sight of fantasizing to overcome one or two of those obstacles within the next 30 years. Then it's over for you bitches.
TheFullLength
Look, Elbow, if you put as much time and energy pursuing the fairer sex as you do imgur time, I'd never see garlic bread again.
This makes total sense if you spend a lot of time here. If you don't, I can assure you I haven't had a stroke.
Snooj
Nah, it's just money.
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
The only thing standing between me and living my best life is a kidney transplant.
That's it.
flukeysnail
onlymostofthetime
I would add a lot more things to the list personally, but that would only make me more depressed.
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Or realizing that you can be happy without most of those things. Except for therapy. Definitely work on that people.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Don’t forget luck.
A lot of it.
urusername2
Quit running from your problems!
Rayplays
EmailFail
Moe deserves to be loved
GeneralWho
Don't worry, he has two knives, which helps
hopeforhumanity
A lot of therapy starts with yourself as long as it's not a chemical imbalance
Clayman8
#1 the video couldve just end-cut at "money" and thats it, really.
arikelrecords2000
Musk has the most money and looks desperately unhappy every time I see him.
Trump is a profoundly sad loser despite his power and money
Money is a big factor, but not the only one.
-Just to be clear, fuck them both
Clayman8
Well yes but the difference is, i have a soul and care about people.
Ikwilstroopwaffels
Yep. As a person who is broke, struggling, and significantly below the mean in the looks department, yep.
Ree81
I still say we're all decently attractive, but society's standards have shifted in the past .... when was the iPhone released?
MostlyCatFavorites
I think you're pretty
Ikwilstroopwaffels
Thanks.
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
As someone with no job, still living with his parents, and about a solid 5/10, real. Although I don't have a job and still live with my parents for probably a different reason, regardless I feel u
TheFullLength
You have parents and a home? Fucking look at this winner.
actuallynotirate
Your un , lol
Ikwilstroopwaffels
I get it man. I'm turning 50 in a few months, and I know my retirement plan is a bullet. Sometimes I wonder why I should bother waiting.
TheFullLength
I'm relying on years of drug and alcohol abuse to figure out my "retirement". Maybe another twenty years.
BonafideHomicide
Hey! Me too!
BennyGaga
That's pretty dark. But not dissimilar to a plan I had. There is a way out. It may not help on the financial side , but you can still have many happy years with a shift of perspective. D m me if you want to talk.
Ikwilstroopwaffels
Man, for most of us, "You have so much to live for" is a cruel lie. You do get that, right?
Unindoctrinated
See that concrete strip just a few feet to your left? It's called a footpath. Use it, you god-damned moron.
shiznid
...sidewalk in a residential area - cars blocking the way, cracks/grass that trip you up constantly. on the street, being further out you'll get caught earlier by backup cameras and the driver will have 10+more feet to react. only on busy streets or maybe where everyone is parking on the street is running on the sidewalk a better option. this isnt just me, this how almost everyone i've seen running where ive run.
Timesarrows
see the crumbled road? for 3 decades every state we visited has crumbled roads. u can see yourself from twitch/youtube IRL streamers. bad roads cause billions unnecessary costs directly per year. some states it's $50 billion per year. i've bicycle crashed hitting pot hole. watching movie/tv look in the background roads. https://www.wcvb.com/article/true-cost-of-americas-roads/64971342
DangerBaer
I don't do this, but one reason I can think of is (at least where I live) the sidewalk is full of janky sections lifted up by tree roots. You can easily trip and break your entire ass.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Ah yes the carpilled. Prioritize motor traffic at all times everywhere even when its completely nonsensical.
Frankasti
Imgur is funny sometimes.
A skateboarder without a helmet; 90% of comments are about safety and how irresponsible it is.
Someone is running in the street instead of footpath; they could trip on an immobile object, speeding cars and bad/new drivers are easier to deal with.
Unindoctrinated
Definitely not. Prioritize vehicle traffic on roads and prioritize pedestrian traffic on footpaths and pedestrian crossings. Different places created for different purposes.
SteerpikeSteerpike
Take a breath. Its a residential area with little traffic to concern.
Also, that's a sideWALK. For walking. I dont want bikes or runners speeding passed folks walking their kids or dogs.
Sidewalk concrete is significantly harder that road asphalt for jogging on.
Unindoctrinated
It's a FOOTpath. For people travelling by foot.
Roads are for vehicles.
I don't want bikes or runners speeding past folks walking their kids or dogs either. I want them to show some consideration for others and veer around them, you know, like road-runners expect motorists to do.
Aryakickass
Thank you. Road asphalt is easier on my knees than concrete sidewalk.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Username "unindoctrinated" recites indoctrination line of "roads are for vehicles" completely disregarding roads have existed far longer than any vehicle and that the whole idea of roads being car only was pushed by the auto industry to blame people who used the roads they way they always had for being run over by vehicle users. Fun stuff.
Unindoctrinated
Roads are for vehicles, if that's exactly what they were built for.
Your argument is correct and appropriate for roads built before the motor vehicle became common.
Virtually every road built in the last century (assuming there is a space between the road and property fencelines) was specifically built for use by vehicles.
If pedestrians were meant to share modern roads, footpaths wouldn't have been left there at all. Developers and governments wouldn't waste the millions of acres of land.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
No they are not just for vehicles. That is a lie you are buying. Ever heard of block parties? Street hockey? Footpaths are often not there at all... I know as a wheelchair exactly where and how many and where sidewalks end with 0 warning. And guess what? My household is still taxed for the roads even when there is no sidewalk. So I am going to use the fucking road that is guaranteed to be there and if you have a problem I invite you to kiss the most callused part of my ass.
igglebotato
There are a lot of suburbs in my town where they didn't bother with sidewalks, so the roads are, in fact, for all.
Unindoctrinated
This may be a terminology issue. Where I live, the footpath is the whole area between the curb and the fenceline, whether there's a concrete strip on it or not.
igglebotato
round here that's still "lawn" and homeowners don't like you ambling through it
GeneralWho
Where I live, there is no footpath. Curb to property line /fence line is half an inch. It sucks.