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PSA for all the couples sheltered in place
Apr 3, 2020 2:08 AM
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muinsJapePlayer
I see you're doing an awesome job as you partake in your new job as a education teacher....
Chrispyness
Not awkward at all
HedonistBeard
Could be worse. The last one could have said "We're not allowed to talk about mommy's wiener."
SophieClockwise
Badwolf09
picklejuices
Ages 15, 17 and 18
idontenglishsorry
Your comment is probably the funniest thing in this whole post haha
MadameDex
This is accurate. Source: I have 4 boys.
capughe
Kids are proud of knowledge. When I was little I announced loudly that mommy HD her tubes tied.
natachan
Same... I told my grandparents my mum had been 'desexed' (like a cat!)
ireadyouremail789
Good on you for teaching them (almost) about tampons and such!
JustADudeFromLA
Why did you go shopping with your sons when you know it's supposed tp be one shopper, one cart?
Echo18
Tweet's not date stamped. Could have been from before the Zombie Apocalypse started.
zeldashiro
did this happen? I'm sorry
NoisyRhysling
Good kids educating the young. Don't see a problem.
tootsie87
My 5 year old about the Tampon box "Mom...why do girls put these up their butts?"
xSocksMan
And that’s what you get when you start to teach sex-ed in 4th grade, known terminology
abacab87
This is why you don't teach kids the facts of life until their 18.
MeteorD8
On the bright side they might become the next Three Stooges
ToolmanTR
lol you think this is bad? this is hilarious. people take themselves way too seriously.
AJHD
Her parents should have worn a condom, there'd have been 4 fewer people on this planet wasting resources.
xVDRx
Keep your kids home during the pandemic you fucking cunt waffle.
SpecialOedipus
The tweet isn't time stamped but I truly wish people would leave their kids home while running errands during this shit.
disagreeable
Agreed
thanksfoenothing
I truly wish people would leave their kids at home while running errands period.
Arrrrgggggghhhh
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
ChoovaMonster
The best birth control I ever had was helping raise my nephew. Got an IUD at 17 and wasnt even having sex.
MamaJeaux
When my oldest was 5 or 6, a lady wearing tights passed.She had obvious cellulite the tights couldn’t hide. He said “SHE’S GOT HAIL DAMAGE!”
RussianMafia1337
Okay, but does the condom go on mommy's Wiener or daddy's?
Echo18
Depends on who is pitching and who is catching at the moment.
thanksfoenothing
Yes.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
You can never know for sure these days, what exactly mommy has.
narniasreal
Wait, women DON'T have wieners? Damn! I was tricked!
emmyroberts00127001
If we did we would not need men
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Pullout method only works 0% of the time.
Just4fun2passTime
I'm a fan of social awkwardness, worked like a charm (curse) for me when I was younger.
animationaviation9000
please better wear two condoms, I too am house bound in a mad house
AvocadoMakesMyTongueItchButIEatItAnyway
2 is bad. They can rub and cause little holes. That's how you get surprises.
allyourpostarebelong2us
In the store one day and a lady with huge cleavage goes by. My little nephew asks “why does that lady have a butt in her chest?”
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Omg Karen you can't just ask someone why they have a butt on their chest!
dakonsept
Omar Isuf approves of your nephew.
PorneliusHubertII
Ok Shin Chan.
totallyspambox
So I says to my nephew I says “Go tell her she’s got something on her butt and you need to wipe it off...”
Dwallin
anyway i'm looking fir a replacement nephew
goflyblind
"because of evolution, kid."
Sehorjuliemichels
You need four butt to reach perfection
AmyBethMegJo
Yep. My nephew insisted that there had to be a butthole somewhere in the middle of my chest.
narniasreal
Is there?
AmyBethMegJo
Not any longer! I have an amazing chest-butt doctor!
Glomoro
Kind of personal, don't you think?
narniasreal
I'm a personal kinda person
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
My favorite: my oldest was almost 3 and in the checkout shouted, "look, dad, there's nickers!" With a black family behind us in line.... 1/
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
There was a record scratch. Everyone looking. We all realized she was pointing out the snicker bars by the register. I pooped a tiny bit.
TheHandleImFlyingOff
For a second I thought you understood knickers and was confused about the whole thing
RackhamTheRed
canipleasejusthaveanameforonce
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SaltTastesOk
The camera man looking slays me every time
totallyspambox
Little late for condoms, maybe try plastic bags.
Magnum3point141592654
Or do like most other women do and drown them.
Unfapthomable
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
It's still a plastic bag. Bigger problems require bigger bags is all!
TK421isAFK
We call that a late-late-late-term abortion 'round these parts.
timesupmakeachoice
Oof that's dark
idontenglishsorry
As dark as those kids vision when the lack of oxygen in their brain is enough
FitzFarseer
Naptime! is here for you https://youtu.be/AF_nfazQaek
CarlMorck
Wow that's dark
SweDane
How the hell did i miss this gem until now, thank you internet stranger!
FitzFarseer
It’s one of my favorite YouTube videos. I should clip it and post it sometime
Chereazi
Well, I mean, condoms essentially are plastic bags, you can use them for this too!
FitzFarseer
Wtf kind of condoms have you been using
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
He means you can use a condom for the same thing you'd use the plastic bag for. Not using the plastic bag as a condom lol
ImOPsMom
I'm pretty sure a magnum would fit over a kid's head. Needs scientific verification
FitzFarseer
I was referencing the fact that condoms are made of rubber, not plastic. Aren’t they??
Ghlargh
There are plastic condoms for people with latex allergy, they aren't stretchy at all though. However latex rubber really should fit the ->