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anonymkonto
Blimjoe
TheGhostofElizabethShue
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
RevolutionOnHerLips
sometimes I think about filtering the cosplay tag because there are so many thirst traps posted.. but then I see something like this and remember why it's sometimes so great
AlfredDPrince
Carl99
Probably also Velma's.
europenudist
TheBunnyPants
etoxins
PixelSprite64
H3rrTr1gg3r
Okay, I guess I volunteer for the heresy...
ComoSeIguana
Hammerwell
Taken from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiLLeSAJVbU
tzahtman
ArchangelValkyrie
I honestly wanna see someone cosplay this
nobunagasama
Someone's done a Sailor Mars version actually! https://www.reddit.com/r/cosplay/comments/1c6dgvm/my_cosplay_mix_of_sailor_mars_and_sister_of/#lightbox
DmNerd
TheWojoPL
malachilenomade
RedCamaro
Come purge me baby. I brought the scented candles.
BleedingQuasar
Vendura
HumBugBear
Rogahar
While the imperium very definitely does go overboard on the heretic-purging, in a universe where someone can literally spontaneously transform into a demon and start slaughtering their peers just by thinking about it enough, it's easy to see how they got that extreme about the situation.
AzraelWalker
Hell its not even always that obvious. Someone with a weak mind starts hearing the voices, starts drawing in others and very soon you have an entire world succeeding (see: Vraks https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Vraks)
SoopahFly
"Ah, yes. Those Psalm-singing harridans."
- Commissar Cain -
OhIfIMust
Cain taught us that they do NOT, in fact, take vows of chastity…
SoopahFly
Well, he did have sex with a tech priest so I'm not surprised. He humped all manner of females.
SirRichfield
To be fair, Felicia was not yet on her levels:
OhIfIMust
I... don't remember the tech priest...
SirRichfield
Felicia Tayber. Cain describes where her mechadendrite ist attached to her body and Aberly settles on "She told him, surely!"
Pirsquar
A while back I found some fan art. No idea it's source, but enjoy
drw16
Emperor take the wheel
CosplayComet
GratuaCuun
NotJackieDaytona
Purge me mommy
InnocentIntentionsTurnedBad
There's a purging in my pants needing to be splurged if wanna start there
inevermadeone
PilgrimUK
Now show me some female Custodes. 3...2...1.
Vendura
It was done before
MisterLemons
The shorts this has produced have been FIRE.
SoshiGenkaku
I’m curious still model wise how you’d do a female custodes without it just looking like a Sisters of battle (especially since their major character is all golden armored and such too)
OhIfIMust
The boob contours are aesthetic,
not functional; the only real differences you’d need to see might be the proportions of the armor, supposing their skeletal structure is sufficiently different, like in regular humans.
TheBladesAurus
I imagine they're just going to be identical, with it being maybe noticable if they're bare headed
f3n1x187
Custodes armor is actually functional and there is no boob chest plate? like, just put a female sigmarite head on a custodes body and be done with it.
Vendura
Like this
Nuttsy
Is it too much to hope that the uniform is just plain unisex?
anonymkonto
Yeah I was going to say " that's easy it's just a head swap"
MektaSatakOz
Sister heads could work...actually what about stormcast heads? some of those could work.
AmyBernadettePenny
thedudeman519
Is that Richard E Grant?
Pirsquar
Terrance Mann https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0542994/
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Critters?
metalrulercid
Critters 2, if I remember correctly.
AmyBernadettePenny
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Love those movies!
DmNerd
Fuckin gave me nightmares. I didn’t trust reaching under lampshades for a long time.
InnocentIntentionsTurnedBad
I remember the gremlin stuffed animal or toy where iirc the eyelids would shut and close either by your hand or if in prone or up position. I wasn't scared of it I just didn't trust it.
DoctorWookie
The first one gave me irrational nightmares about hay barns (I lived on a horse farm).
hoopsnek
writerbuddy
Not so funny.
Nim449
Here's an excellent example of "Just because you can doesn't mean you should"
Carl99
Sorrontis
noooooooo
RobJenkins
🎶Coz we are living in an Imperial world and I am an Imperial girl🎶
molimom
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Imperium Girls, we're unforgettable
Faith and fire ceramite on top
Throwing flames so hot we'll melt your heresy
Oooh-ooh ooh oooh-ooh!
5m4llP0X
I had this sang in En Esch's voice from KMFDM, which made it even better. (Funny cover song)
willpostanything
talking about meter vs inches.
Selfawerewolf
We need the Material Girl beat over the clip of the ships "condemning a billion souls to die".
ChaoticAtmosphere
The Sisters Of Battle.
PrastaryOrk
Damn you. +1
HandoB4Javert
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Don't ya think?
Bonesy84
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light (that's right)
'Cause the boy with the cold dead eyes
Is the ruler of mankind
(I didn’t even have to change the lyrics that much)
JustAnotherCynicToo
I want to see them marching to that as cadence now...
RobJenkins
Dance off with the immaterium ghouls
PrastaryOrk
RobJenkins
Pretty sure this one has legs, if sorotitas cosplayers aren't bopping around to material girl at future conventions it'll be an injustice
PrastaryOrk
laserfork
So this is how Jesus became a white guy.
PJays
Henry Cavill is the emperor?
SaturnineCult
Would be hilarious if they cast him just as emperors corpse.
tr0lleyjack
You didn't know?
crankytapir
He's producing the amazon show
th031695
Amazon is making a 40k show?
crankytapir
Yes https://www.bbc.com/news/business-67753779
europenudist
But also maybe not. Because of „the incident“
PrastaryOrk
iamdeadlol
Henry Cavill is the emperor.
MisterFluffi
Considering pre-heresy the emperor is basically whatever the male equivalent is of a Mary Sue and post heresy he's about 60 pounds of barely responsive mummy I feel Cavill would be super bored playing him....
SoftKleenex
Not if he ends up leaving as rumors suggest
alwaysacleric
That one youtuber making up shit for views?
PrastaryOrk
Defeatist rumour-mongering?
MisterFluffi
No, the emperor cannot leave us. He is humanities light and god silly, he wouldn't abandon his faithful.
holyavocadodip
What. Do you have a source for this?
alwaysacleric
The only thing I could find was someone named nyrion on YouTube talking some nonsense.
SorbeckDanicus
Their source is they heard it from someone who heard it from some video who made it the fuck up.
ChronicD
Anon post on 4chan. So it's hardly reliable. Could be true, could be completely made up.
Purrmageddon
They want to change the lore to suit Amazon inclusivity even if there are female groups already that are pretty bad ass in their own. Basically.
laserfork
Obvious horseshit.
ZergossV
Sisters of Silence don't talk and Sisters of Battle are "too religious" is the reason I have read of why they are not using them in the show, again it's hearsay more than anything so far not official sources
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Hold up, hold up, there won't be any Sisters of Battle in the show? Booooo!
alwaysacleric
Source? Sounds like made up whining
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
It is. GW is adding female custodians and it makes some fans go nuts, even though there are no sources saying they have to be exclusively male.