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Jun 23, 2020 5:51 AM
Dumporama
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krissypoojackets
Life changes in every way when you stop drinking and whoring. Especially if you’re an alcoholic.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
If we could elect animals I would 100% have an elephant president. But ironically they’d be democratic.
Solkanarmy
#7 should be wondiddlyunderland
TurtIeproof
I read this as, "animal hoarders" and I think that's correct if I do say so myself.
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
#9 BOOM! Right in the canticles.
orzhvopatriarch
When you're right you're right. I am entirely without feck.
licmasack
.... me too - but I get fecked by the government every so often
Mailvirgo
Throwback Thursday haha
Jonavilez
#4the fuck am i looking at?
crockmonster
Canuck the crow <3
Robibear
#47 that's because biology is the joke
Hutchy01
#11 What are us peons supposed to do when Dom wanted to go to Durham against the rules he wrote himself?
Wanzik4
Yeah you should probably talk with your Dom about that.
proracing53
#7
tablesquare
#3 Nice pecker
Phoenix0rion
"that's not true, if you get m a frog I will hit you. I'll beat you with the frog" -my wife
Dumporama
Man she’s into some kinky stuff!
Shuey
#9 did you just misspell the most important word in your joke? ??? I don't know how it's spelled, but Lord! People never proof read
MuffinProof
I don't get it
Khelan2050
I don't know if I'm missing something but if you're talking about Heracles that's how it's spelled?
wintermute93
I'm confused, are you making a joke, or do you actually not know that the Greek hero's name is Heracles? Hercules is the Roman equivalent.
nameusernameusername
What?
Avshin
#50 bruh u know nothing about women http://www.cronica.com.py/2019/02/03/mujer-le-mascota-sapo/
skirtwearingdude
#50 "You know, Robert, we all come from frogs."
Krickis
#44 there's a follow-up to this where the wolf thing realizes he was clinically depressed and that staying in bed all day isn't self care
Wizicist
I don't have a link, but you're correct.
Aegaeon
Need some sauce for this
cattothelibrarian
https://twitter.com/_pocketss/status/1074451341366493189
ShadeEmberi
I get the sentiment but the font is cracking me up, is this word art ? in 2020? :D
aspiringgoodenoughist
Uhm... please don’t give me frogs...
aspiringgoodenoughist
Or toads, just to be clear
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
boblives
It's hypnotic
FlameBeard86
I need this with sound
MarchRoyce
It has sound bruh
FlameBeard86
Negative
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
I don't know what this is but I like it rollmph yeeeeeuuuuugggghhhhhh
zmanz
I think its a pokemon seiyuu (voice actor) at work..
Muttons1337
I smell a weeb
JamueLSaxon4thEdition
Sarah Natochenny
TakeAFannyGallop
If you want a biology joke, just look in the mirror.
housev1l
Heyo!
NeverMetAGoodMod
kiddk00l
bibendoom
Somebody call the fire department...
Realgod1002
don't u mean a Biology Mistake?
Dumporama
I frowed up :(
ExceptFluffyDuck
Can I have a definition of 'frowed'?
MoraMultus
Frowed- The parallel tense for threw
nemobla
#2 well i have kidney failure and medicin fucked my liver and gives me high blodpressure so heart is probably fked. Lungs are not the best.
Nandabun
This would make sense for #11. but what the fuck are you on about?
nemobla
Im literally uselews
Dumporama
Nah, you’re awesome and interesting!
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
Nope, you can be used in scientific and educational fields after your death, so you are useful but your parts may not fetch a lot of money.
numonster
Sames, I've EDS, all my collagen is fucky~ But! We're worth more than our organs~
delitescency
I have EDS too, my organs are all fragile and shit
numonster
Hello, fellow zebra!
drGrafenberg
Are the eyes good? What about the skin? Good hair? Small intestine feeling it?