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I was in prison.
Nov 20, 2020 6:49 PM
thespacecowboyx
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I was in prison.
MosconeBailBonds
Did anyone make it a full 4 years?
smokeyfantastico
Vengeraxe
"I sold crack to elementary children..Honest! I did not work in the whitehouse!"
eigeress
Also preferable to Trump employment, long-term human guinea pig for a new, wicked strain of VD.
twisteddkarma
ethedon
So... basically the same thing
tygerpsimatrix
I was gonna say "Still doesn't answer the question"
Uratowel33
One is a choice
ethedon
True very true
constellanation5
Well to be fair for a lot of them they did both...
YoureNotGoingToLikeThis
There's a non zero number
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
If Trump -really- wanted Clinton locked up he would have hired her.
DoomFather
thatonetimefrombandcamp
Ha!
nebuchadnezzarispooping
I was in yail
necrojoe
"I went to yail" works better, for the pun.
poopknifeMAN
And I really need this yob.
thatwoodguy
His name is Yim Yohnson
wadewi1son
That awkward moment when jail is better than Trump
Mapl
Soon to be one in the same
TheDogEnd
You'd have to search far and wide to find any prisoner that has killed as many people, or done more damage to society, than Trump
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Always has been
amop
SchmidtOnYoLip
(Trump+Jail) though? Sweet relief.
NuggetsForKitty
Jrump
Tivec
mrsdowneyjr
Relative just said "it's not like he hurt any one. He didn't start any wars or bomb civilians or anything. What did he actually do wrong?"
Ventorath
That's what makes it hard. On paper, he's basically just a regular Republican with some quirkiness over the "wall". And lots of people >>
Ventorath
>> are either ignorant or totally willing to ignore everything that isn't what he is on paper. But the most dangerous things about him >>
Ventorath
>> have not been policy on paper, for the most part.
rukeman
How about spending 4 years trying to divide and tear the country apart. That should count for something.
shootyourgooCthulhu
There’s like 5 people that kept their job for the entire 4 years.
boom1chaching
Trump, his wife, and 3 kids?
goddamnitfarva
Carson and more interestingly Wilbur Ross, Secretary of Commerce. I think.
EmilyBronte
Betsy Umbridge DeVos
SheVee
Ben Carson.
Pikkupanda
Stephen Heil Hitler Miller. And Mnuchin.
Amythyst
Pence.
FiveShiftOne
Melania doesn't have a job. Donald, Ivanka, Jared, Don Jr., and Eric.
enterusernamehere25
her job is to calm trump down and breast feed him when he's having a tantrum
Salpinus
She's either doing a horribly bad job, or amazingly good
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
While firs lady isn’t salaried there are general responsibilities that are taken care of by them. Programs, education etc.
FiveShiftOne
It's not a quote-unquote job, though. Like he could not fire her and hire a new first lady. Not without a lot of other legal complications.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Not that Melania does this (I’ve no clue) but how about stay at home mother? That’s definitely a job. I’m just being pedantic really but...
FiveShiftOne
Also I wouldn't call it "responsibilities" so much as expectations. A First Lady IS allowed to do basically nothing and it's fine. But >
Poopoopeepeevagina
Did Melania Ever attempt a public program like most previous first lady’s?
hwatL4bloopy
Be best
cvpsu
She made a few strong statements about how she doesn't give a shit
LoudBirb
Yeah, it's some generic "save the kids" stuff that's mostly involved her visiting random places and waving at children.
feliscorvus
Only some kids though “I really don’t care do U?”
LoudBirb
https://www.whitehouse.gov/bebest/
tentacularfleshscape
Yeah an anti bullying campaign called Be Best lol
ThatShiftyMonkey
No joke, she tried to rally against online bullying.
Poopoopeepeevagina
But how much effort was put into that?
ThatShiftyMonkey
Then her husband went on Twitter and called a bunch of people a bunch of names and she said, eh fuck this I'm just gonna sit out these 4yrs.