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How Putin would describe the golden shower video he totally has on trump
Aug 22, 2024 7:36 PM
MustHailSagan
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How Putin would describe the golden shower video he totally has on trump
rubypilgrim
I don't think that golden showers video has much value anymore, Vlad. His supporters don't care.
MutatedHorse
It's so crazy. When this war started, everyone assumed he would be dead in weeks, and here we are. Not only is he winning, but he's taking RUSSIAN CITYS. The man's a god damn hero.
TheNamiKage
Hmmm bet that bullet's starting look tastier than he ever thought it could.
chaylar
Oh. See I assumed that with the golden shower, he was the one getting pissed on.
HandoB4Javert
Shadowroxas870
New Ukraine will become a reality
secularink
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
He's got to remind them to stop before reaching Alaska.
tallyhoho
If he makes it all the way there he can have a little alaska as a treat
certainlynotaserialkiller
if they gave ukraine what they need that would certainly be a call that Harris will need to make,
METROlD
hannahbutnotreally
METROlD
EEEW dont kiss it!
FairfaxJack
Is he going to go to Kursk and tour the new province of North Ukraine?
bloxxing
don't forget to stop once you get to moscow.
ChorizoPig
I love that there are German tanks in Kursk again!
torp
Central Ukraine. Obviously North Ukraine starts at Moscow, East Ukraine starts at Ural.
freakdiablo
Zelenskyy is one of those leaders that will live eternal. Our children's children will be learning his name.
CarpeMofo
"I need ammunition, not a ride." I think will be one of those quotes that last for years.
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AFelineMassofEyes
They elected a comedian, & they got a HAM
taez555
"As a black women I'm voting for Trump because... Wait, what's going on with Ukraine?"
novagalaxias
All replies to any pro-trump tweets/comments should just be "Slava Ukraine"
malbec
pareidoliaperson
"I'm a black gay womBLYAT someone swatted me...oh shyat niyet it is Ukrainska!!"
SadsPikkelson
"As a gay black Democrat, let me tell you why I can't vote for Kamala Ha- blyat! Why is someone speaking Ukrainian outside my door? Oh sh-"
pareidoliaperson
Damn beeat me to it by 5 minutes! Usually it's 8 hours or so.
Targe0
Funny, that's what the Ukrainians outside his door did to him.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
Jesus Imagine being reassigned from the crack troll-farm division and sent to Kursk
SleeperXib
That what you get for being able to type in English.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
Blyat
CosplayComet
Does it matter if you're behind in the polls when you just declare yourself ruler for life?
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
It matters to the length of your life, if you've set that as the target..
SomeDetroitGuy
I mean, Trump can declare himself ruler for life all he wants but no one is going to pay attention to him if he doesn't win the election.
ProfessorDumbass
Not exactly...there are thousands of domestic terrorists following him...waiting to make others lives miserable
BishlamekGurpgork
He's already shifting his messaging towards cheating because he knows he's likely to lose. Don't think they haven't been preparing for this. Every failed coup is a trial run for a successful coup.
ThankYouForYourTime
I don’t think he ever planned on winning it, just stealing it (like all the other accusation/confessions).
DurendaI
That’s awfully optimistic.
JRSYJAY
He won’t win. He will have his lackies not certify and it will go to the house.
The house will appoint our new dictator. If it comes to that….
GeneratingSelf
That's it!
JaceTiger
https://www.archives.gov/electoral-college/faq#no270
I'm not sure how well that will go for Trump since the electors might decide Trump can go fuck himself. Weirder still would be if we get Harris-Vance or Trump-Walz because the Senate voted differently than the House.
JRSYJAY
This is why I’m here!! Let’s talk about facts!! Well done!