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Irish Elk
This is the Irish Elk and its one of the largest deer that ever lived. It stood at around 7ft tall at the shoulders and large specimens weighed up to 700kg (1,500lbs) or more. It lived in Ireland and across Europe and went extinct in the early Holocene due to nutrient stress and human hunting for their huge antlers which could reach a size of 40 kg (88 lbs) and span almost 10 ft.
The Short-Faced Bear is widely regarded as the largest mammilian carnivore to have ever lived. The average bear weighed in at around 900 kg (1,950 lbs) with some large specimens weighing over 1,000 kilos. On its hind legs it stood at over 9-10 ft tall while the shoulder height while walking on all fours was estimated to be around 6 ft. Despite its size, it was known as the "running bear" as its long limbs allowed it to run at 30-40 mph enabling it to run down large deer species in a 'cheetah-like' fashion.
The Haast Eagle is the largest eagle to have ever lived, weighing in at 15 kg (33 lbs) which may not sound like much but when you consider the largest living eagle (Australian wedge-tail) weighs on average 3-4 kilos it gives you a sense of scale. The eagle preyed specifically on large flightless birds that could weigh up to 500kg (1,100 lbs) and went extinct after human settlers killed and ate all of their prey around 1400.
The Megalodon was the largest shark species to have ever lived. At roughly 3-4 times larger than todays largest shark species, the great white, Megalodon patrolled the oceans as the top predator. Weighing around 50 tons and with a length of 18-20 meters, the Megalodon was too large for its own good and went extinct around 2 million years ago when dwindling prey and a cooling ocean caused the shark to starve, unable to regulate temperature around its large body.
Gigantopithecus - largest ape to have ever lived. Stood 10 feet tall and weighed near 1200 pounds. It was a vegetarian.
Gigantopithecus, ancient Greek for Giant Ape, was the largest ape to have ever lived standing up to 10 ft and weighing up to 540 kg (1,190 lb). Despite its intimidating size, Gigantopithecus ate a diet of tough fibrous roots and stalks as well as fruit and nuts similar to that of pandas and orangutans. Some have suggested that this ape was bipedal like modern humans due to the skulls position on the sine. Gigantopithecus may have become extinct approximately 100,000 years ago because the climate change during the Pleistocene era changed the plants from forest to savanna causing a shortage of food. Some have theorized that this ape was the root of the 'bigfoot' myth as many hominids were around before the time of extinction.
The title of the largest cat in history goes to the Siberian tiger. You may have thought that Smilodon (Saber-toothed tiger) would take this spot but it's a common misconception. Smilodon was built very robustly and was stocky and muscular but was, in fact, smaller than today's Siberian tiger - the largest of which was a captive tiger named Jaipur who weighed 464 kg (1,025 lbs) whereas Smildon rarely, if ever, exceeded 400 kg. (I excluded the Liger from consideration as its not found naturally in nature.
**PART 1 CORRECTIONS**
- Quite a few people stated that the Siberian tiger was in fact not the largest felid ever, through further research the American lion, Barbary lion and Eurasian Cave lion all weigh around 400 kilos - similar to that of the largest Siberian tiger. Any one of these could've been given the title of the largest.
- I mentioned that the great white was the largest modern shark when of course it is the whale shark.
Ant4N
What about giant worms
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
I have seen 90% of these on mini golf courses and conquered them all
llarkspurrs
Harry and a Henderson just posted up in there.
thecomputerrepairguy
Here is your giant sloth
warchild317
10/10 would ride all of these into battle
perfectsonnet
SASQUATCH LIVES
tirogrande
You got that right, she lives about six houses down from me.
Lugia3
Lived*
tirogrande
You got that right, she lives about six houses down from me.
GoldenLord0
And what about Blue Whale? It's the largest animal in the world.
superatheist
Shout out to all the ARK players reading this :p
SurvivalQuotientToBeDetermined
Sup
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
AtlasFontaine just defecated
SurvivalQuotientToBeDetermined
We aren't extinct yet.
Vesvvi
Short-faced bear: largest mammalian *land* carnivore.
11ama
I needed this. I don't know why I did but I did. Thank you, majestic internet stranger.
Feralkyn
He didn't type it right; it was the largest member of Carnivora, I believe, not the largest 'carnivore.'
Feralkyn
He didn't type it right; it was the largest member of Carnivora, I believe, not the largest 'carnivore.'
overboard
Gigantopithecus looks like Harry Bigfoot.
Anonawesome
Now you might think it's ridiculous, that me, a gigantopithecus, would ever dream I'd like to team, with the likes of you, mancub.
Anonawesome
Now you might think it's ridiculous, that me, a gigantopithecus, would ever dream I'd like to team, with the likes of you, mancub.
anubisfike
I'd imagine they didn't hunt the elk for its horns, rather its meat...
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Cypheri
Who said the antlers were used as trophies? Antler and bone are still used for tool-making even today.
CorgiAccountant
It also targeted to kill humans and their kids like a moose did...
anubisfike
What are you talking about exactly?
CorgiAccountant
Supposedly the deer had a super aggressive moose-like attitude which I think justifies early humans killing it to extinction
anubisfike
But moose aren't particularly aggressive or dangerous, especially when not provoked.
CorgiAccountant
Are you sure about that. Everything I've heard or read about moose was to keep distance for they aim to kill if you get to close.
Johnbarelykorn
Probably would have lived longer had they not met man. We cut down a Joshua tree just to see how old it was.
ImlnigoMontoya
Wasn't that an accident?
samsonguy920
Maybe you did. I didn't do anything to any Joshua Trees.
ImlnigoMontoya
Wasn't that an accident?
noprobllama
That ape is so incredibly human like it's scary! This was a great read, thanks!
Flyndaran
All we have are a bunch of teeth and a piece of jawbone. D.N.A. says they were related to orangs. Everything else is guesswork.
samsonguy920
Fun Fact: King Louie in the new Disney Jungle Book is based on the gigantopithecus. Between that and them nailing Chris Walken's appearance,
samsonguy920
> that King Louie is something spectacular.
dwilson0725
Also fun fact, gigantopithicus is an assumed species based on very minimal fossil record. Most of the "facts" or hypothesis.
FluorescentAlbatross
Wasn't the american lion the biggest cat to have ever lived? And wasn't the european cave lion bigger than a siberian as well?
peaky96
Nope, Cave lions were only about 8-10% bigger than the african lions - Siberians are about 5-10% bigger again. (1)
peaky96
I had some trouble researching this one as most numbers are estimates and quite a few are exaggerations. The biggest Felids are (2)
peaky96
All around the 400 kilo mark, making choosing the top one difficult.
Rainblowjob
i had to scroll disturbingly far to see a comment along these lines. upvoted in the hopes it'll move up the ladder...
asmokki
just what i was thinkin about european cavelion
HailToUltron
He's wrong in a lot of spots. It's sad.
bruisedeye
From a person with a zoology degree, currently working on a palaeobiology PhD: he's wrong in a LOT of spots. *shrugs*
HailToUltron
He's wrong in a lot of spots. It's sad.
SeagullAttack
Your telling me a 30 pound bird it taking out a 1100 pound animal's
doc88martinez
Well, a European swallow can carry a coconut
Festisk12345
Damn straight. Deadly precision and ambush from above
QuazMasta
I buy it. A 70 pound wolverine is known to take down 500+ pound prey, and without the aerial advantage.
doc88martinez
Well, a European swallow can carry a coconut
QuazMasta
Nono, an AFRICAN swallow may-be, but not a European swallow
newsguycraigevans
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
KennyBlankenshipandVicRomano
It could grip it by the husk!
newsguycraigevans
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 5oz bird could not carry a 1lb coconut.
pineapplepuppy
SweetGroverCleveland
Ooo, well placed gif. +1
SweetGroverCleveland
Ooo, well placed gif. +1
absorbmo
Can't remember the last appropriate size post I've seen here
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
I own most of these on Ark.
RaptorDactyl
Searched for your comment. Was not disappointed. +1 to you, fellow survivor. :)
DepartmentofAlternateFacts
The eagle was in nz, the maori are thought to have eaten all the moa, ruining it's food source. However this is just the best theory.
AromaTaint
Not to mention the thing could carry off a child... That's got to be a contributing factor.
DepartmentofAlternateFacts
with little food available, it likely did
tinypurrito
The maori also hunted the eagles for their bones, so that probably helped their extinction
Flyndaran
Probably killed them in self defense as there's little chance the birds never took out kids and even adult humans.
tinypurrito
Theres evidence found that suggests they did kill humans
Flyndaran
I thought so but wasn't certain.
tinypurrito
Why am I getting downvoted.. google that shit, its actually true.
ZOMGNO
"...finds of Haast's eagle bone tools in middens strongly suggest it was known to Maori, and may have been hunted." It says may have been'
ZOMGNO
"...finds of Haast's eagle bone tools in middens strongly suggest it was known to Maori, and may have been hunted." It says 'may have been'
DrSpatula
Except both the whale shark and the basking shark are bigger than the great white
Sirdickbutt
Whale sharks are mammals aren't they?
theCatandthePat
They are in fact fish
MichaeIScott
Guess they meant predatory
American45
Also what I was thinking.
ThisFuckinGuy
That first one is enormoose
FutureRageComics
indeed that elk was most impressive, i always thought those animals were similar to horses size... but damn that one is like tank
mountainofpuppies
There's two assembled skeletons in the biology wing of ucd in dublin
belgianbonzai
This fucking guy ...
mountainofpuppies
There's two assembled skeletons in the biology wing of ucd in dublin
Feralkyn
In fairness, big moose are this size or larger! They're amazing.
ThisFuckinGuy
It is amazing, but god its terrifying
Feralkyn
Ahaha yup!
donkeymoney
Damned early humans...we missed out on 1,100 pound turkeys!
bluecollarbiochemist
One of many errors in the above post, the largest moas were about 500 pounds, not 500 kg.
donkeymoney
Crazy how a 33 pound eagle could hunt it.
MidlandRedux
Hey, they were around until 1445, but the Maori ate them all. That's why the Maori are always been so healthy.
6313326
re: Haast Eagle: Hasn't evidence been found that it also preyed on humans?
AromaTaint
And there's little doubt that the dude who could go off and kill one would have received high honours. Imagine a Haast claw necklace.
tinypurrito
It was suspected. Theres maori legends about giant birds swooping down and carrying people off
6313326
1. Found something: http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/maori-legend-of-man-eating-bird-is-true-1786867.html
6313326
So less "proof" than "interesting and fairly strong ethnographic evidence".
PffftNext
Yeah i didn't need to have pleasant dreams tonight thanks!
Flyndaran
They evolved to prey specifically on large slow moving bipedal birds of man size. Very strange if they didn't try.
Dawnstempest
Even smaller birds will try if they think they can get away with it. Ever see a great hawk take down a deer before?
Jeffsg1
That ape lives around here somewhere people see him all the time
LapisLovesLupus
88
nonstopfox
I'm not saying that's big foot, but that's fucking big foot
meltdown2
It's a goddam samsquanch.
decorativemooseknuckle
LasagnaDellRey
I'm pretty sure that's my upstairs neighbor
CondorConnor
Big and orange? The US just elected one as president.
thelegendaryWhiteyDionysus
Known for his loud and often obnoxious hollering
Jus10Ed
I saw him in Red Dead Redemption.
RangerMckay
Take my tears and my fucking upvote.
Vat1canCame0s
Gets really pissed off at kids because they keep messing with him. Something about jerky...
Kevincatalan
OPs mom?
Furiou5
Jane Goodall is a proponent of Bigfoot being real and probably a descendant of Giganthropithicus.
LeonSandcastle
Probably at Walmart
SuspiciousPeon
Caveman Sam Losco
anotherrepost
I met him at Wal Mart last Thursday.
yumyums
I knew one that was a professional wrestler and starred in the Princess Bride
AtrumAngelus
With the Hendersons?
LapisLovesLupus
11
LiberalViking
1987 ftw
DeannaZone
<3
LapisLovesLupus
11
Ewanator
I heard one got elected President.
Ipostrandomfactsaboutmyself
Twice! In the 1990a.
thecrawler0
No that was just an inbred orangutan, nowhere near as special
LokiKingOfJotunheim
And here I thought he was the king of the Oompa Loompas...
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
I feel like that's an insult to orangutans...
designmajor
ZING
designmajor
ZING
monocline
Are you sure? This ape seems a little...in focus.
LapisLovesLupus
22
FourFiveFire
Agreed, needs to be more blurry.
agumonkey
extra extra scary to me
thegr8sasquatch
*sweats nervously*
MyNamesMace
Did you mean your name to be the "gr8" sasquatch? Your did you purposely be the "g8" sasquatch?
thegr8sasquatch
I just noticed that
elbowdeepinadictator
You're sorta relevant.
wallace3240
Interesting. More please. Have an upvote.
sciencebasedlifeform
What about Ligers?
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
"(I excluded the Liger from consideration as its not found naturally in nature)" Last sentence of the post.
sciencebasedlifeform
Sorry....TL;DR
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
Less than 140 characters "tl;dr". 'K
sciencebasedlifeform
MrWeatherman
Look up "megafauna". I'm sure you'll be more than pleased
katieg231
Shit my pants with the Megalodon picture. +1
rangerdaddy
Broad fronted moose, largest deer to have ever lived
monsterpiece42
Moose are a type of deer.
rangerdaddy
What are you getting at, I literally said it's the biggest deer
KRUPTA80
More
FsImgur
The Eagle is neat, but where the hell is a "large flightless bird that weighs up to 1,100lbs" that this thing supposedly ate?
MidlandRedux
The Moa, native to New Zealand until the Maori arrived in the 15th Century and ate them all. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moa
FsImgur
Kind of odd that the Maori ate the Moa. Bet the Moa didn't see that comin. Thanks for info, Ostrich was the biggest that I could think of.
MidlandRedux
"Tastes like chicken!"
MidlandRedux
The Maori were great fishermen, good with a spear or net, and good with traps. Moa were an easy kill and a great source of meat.
donkeymoney
These are the biggest. Anything else will be less impressive.
rangerdaddy
Broad fronted moose is actually the biggest deer, not the animal in the first picture
BooBitchesIAmAGhost
The....widest?
Dangerainger
Agreed, fascinating +1
HINKTHEBATTLEBUCKET
Smashing!
3vieTheEevee
Dangerainger
Lol, spooky, it's like you know me....
Mohead12
underthelemontree
I laughed at a fucking walrus
CrystalMethamphetameme
koalatyassurance
That high five at the end! He knew exactly what he was doing that clever bastard.
DumplingLandEmperor
I thought that the largest shark species today was the whale shark.
newsguycraigevans
That was my first thought as well
Derwegdeswarheit
It is
entercleverusernamehereplease
You're right. The Great White is the largest predator shark.
TheDivineUsersub
Whale sharks don't qualify as predators? I thought they ate plankton.
groveldog
Not chips, bro?
bendoverandbraceyourself
you mean chup
groveldog
Had to dumb it down, just in case!
GrumpySealy
I was thinking that too, tho it seems that based off average size OP is correct. Based on largest verified megalodon's "only" 2x heavier
FindusSomKatten
it is here it is in comparison https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/Megalodon_scale.svg/1280px-Megalodon_scale.svg.png
Hybris51129
I need a bigger boat.
sulfuratus
For those too lazy to google: Carcharodon megalodon = Megalodon, Rhincodon typus = Whale shark, Carcharodon carcharius = White shark.
CandyCornHusky
Conservative. I also knew those sharks were dirty Republicans! (s)
HailToUltron
Yeah, and Australian Eagles are half the size of Harpy Eagles. This guy made up a bunch of his own 'facts'.
dwilson0725
Absolutely. Most of this is straight bullshit.
DarkSteve
The Australian Wedge Tail is the biggest via wingspan (up to three times the Harpy eagle). Seems OP isn't the only one making up "facts".
Salpinus
yup, but here I think OP meant the largest predator shark. Whale sharks are just gentle giants. Jaws would be less (or more?) fun with one..
noderoom
whale sharks are predator sharks. they prey on plankton. OP failed either way though.
newsguycraigevans
You're going to need a bigger boat... to get more people out here to see this beautiful gentle giant!
Xenolith166
Whale sharks are around the same size, maybe a bit smaller I think.
Xenolith166
Just for clarification, talking about Megalodon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalodon#Size_estimation
Jsupes
Nope
Xenolith166
Got sauce?
Jsupes
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/fish/whale-shark/
Jsupes
thought it was pretty common knowledge
noderoom
whale sharks are predator sharks. they prey on plankton. OP failed either way though.
Salpinus
Planctivorous fish aren't exactly predators. I see your point, as in not herbivorous, but no. Not predators as such. Fish biologist here btw
noderoom
I assume you meant marine biologist, but space limitations... If so I have a question for you
Salpinus
Well, actually limnologist (fresh water biologist), and ichtyologist (fish biology. No-one ever knows what I am with those two though :p
Salpinus
And fire away :)
KidCola
You haven't included anything from the Australian megafauna! They were some of the largest warm blooded animals to roam the Earth.
Aardvarkius
And giant reptiles too; see Megalania. Sure not exactly T-Rex sized, but it lived at the same time as, and might have hunted, man.
CaptnRisky
kevind13
I'm gonna need a Jose for scale
CaptnRisky
Shabado
What's drowsy doing in the picture
HailToUltron
He mentions Australian Eagles as the largest, but they're half the size of Harpy Eagles, which are the actual largest.
AromaTaint
Harpy's are the heaviest but Wedgies have the wingspan. It's where the confusion comes from.
AromaTaint
Harpy's are the heaviest but Wedgies have the wingspan. It's where the confusion comes from.
DrSchmolls
well i know that New Zealand isn't Australia but the haast eagle lived on the continent that is Australia
ZOMGNO
What...? The Haast Eagle was from NZ, which is part of Australasia, but NZ is not part of 'the continent of Australia'.
ZOMGNO
What...? The Haast Eagle was from NZ, which is part of Australasia, but NZ is not part of 'the continent of Australia'.
jestor114
Australia isn't a continent, it's a sub continent the continent is Oceania
PresidentProTempore
This guy is probably European or Latin American
luchie24
Australia is not a continent??
pr0nty
Yes it is.
luchie24
I apologise I just looked it up you are quite right
Vesvvi
Short-faced bear: largest mammalian *land* carnivore.
newsguycraigevans
Good catch
HumansArePrettyNeat
I recall in an anthropology class learning that the short-faced bear is on a list of possible reasons humans didn't inhabit NA as quickly.
YouAreActuallyPrettyWorthy
Isn't the kodiak bear a similar size though? I'm not sure about weight but I know they can reach up to 10-11 feet in height.
Flyndaran
1100 kilograms isn't 1100 lbs which would be a vary large polar bear.
bmad41
Polar bears and grizzlies can be bigger. Largest grizzly was 16 ft 1600lbs. Short faced is heaviest, not largest
Festisk12345
Polar bears are way way bigger than kodiaks
OoWah
Andrewsarchus.
TheWyndMan
Glad someone here knew that this was the biggest.
Dave37
Is not a mammal.
OoWah
It most certainly is.
Dave37
I'm an idiot and I stand corrected.
TheWyndMan
Yes it is.
Dave37
I'm an idiot and I stand corrected.
codenametrixie
I was looking for someone to point this out. The blue whale is the largest mammalian carnivore.
ZOMGNO
Colossal Squid is the biggest Mollusc, just to chuck in something non-mammalian in nature.
DakotaWolf
Didn't think blue whales wrestling carnivores
FreddyBenelli
Yeah. They love wrestling carnivores.
Feralkyn
He meant Carnivora order, I think, and whales (even orcas) aren't considered that. Still, FUCKIN POLAR BEARS, man...
SomeDetroitGuy
Even if you don't consider their diet as carnivorous, an Orca is way bigger, too.
InterfectorFactory
Spermwhales are carnivorous, also bigger.
Dave37
Which would be completely wrong since krill is very much an animal.
Kevincatalan
Baleen whales aren't considered true carnivores for some reason. The real biggest are the sperm whale and the extinct Leviathan mellvelli
ZOMGNO
They're omnivores, aren't they? They eat krill, but also plant plankton. *Haven't checked that, just going from memory*
JeSuisIvre
Nobody counts krill.
SlippyFishy
Deserved more upvotes for that
ZOMGNO
They're omnivores, aren't they? They eat krill, but also plant plankton. *Haven't checked that, just going from memory*
Dave37
"Blue whales feed almost exclusively on krill, though they also take small numbers of copepods." - Wikip.
riggamorris
you forgot your mom
Gradwin
YourLeftKnee
AnExtensiveLibraryOfFilthyFrankShitposts
JetSetGo
KrustyKrabPizzaa
THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT at what this was gonna end with. And was dissapointed
IdiotMcNoobtard
Bastard stole my line.gif
CatsNotKittens
And my penis
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
No
Billythekid06
Ha
Billythekid06
Ha
ItCouldBeVermilion
AMoldyStump
AnExtensiveLibraryOfFilthyFrankShitposts
JetSetGo
gmoney4321
burn.
yarcf13
BewareTheCrocigator
Is that Rhys Darby?
imgurisEasilyOffended
Was about to ask this word for word. Seen this gif before, but for some reason, it looks like Rhys Darby this time.
gummibearslayer
God dammit, I love this cheeky reaction so much.
DastardlyBastard
Damn, nature...
smjack99999
Crazy how it do dat
AsjInc
You scary
JetSetGo
WasteGameOnPoint
You big af
LapisLovesLupus
Thicc*
SlightlyRacistBanana69
I don't know when that Short Faced Bear went extinct but he might have been the reason humans didn't take over the earth for awhile. Gotdamn
Buckbeak1486
You badass!
SlightlyRacistBanana69
I don't know when that Short Faced Bear went extinct but he might have been the reason humans didn't take over the earth for awhile. Gotdamn
smjack99999
Crazy how it do dat
112864
you dead, unfortunately, thanks humans..
andrewtater
Reading the first lines of each paragraph made me think about the "Best thing about HeroQuest"
TheBIFFALLO87
.... you tall
destruckt
Crazy how Darwin realized that
smjack99999
Crazy how it do dat
GRA2itous
SCHRAMB0
BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!
iNeededAMoreAnonymousName
POW! Right in the kisser.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
(2) Ten feet tall, 2,000lbs and almost as fast as a cheetah? Shit
IProvideFakeContext
Wouldnt say its almost as fast, cheetahs go a about 70 mph, a solid 30-40 mph faster than the bear, in some cases twice as fast. Still neat.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
Oops. I forgot how damn fast those motherfuckers were, I thought it was 40 to 50
IProvideFakeContext
Its gootch, homie, I got your meaning, just wanted to make sure your facts were straight.
breakfastburner
smjack99999
Crazy how it do dat
Jimmmydickgun
No giant sloth?
fuhsmc
Sid!
PlantyThePlant
Doesn't anyone care about Sid the sloth!?
tirogrande
He "works" at WalMart right?
mormacil
Is that Costa Rica?
revelator
This is Isla Nublar.
Kopar
It takes a while to post
insongwhang
Sid?
Juniortobeas11
Giant Slut
DubaiShort
Chicago natural science museum?
Nigglesnush
Or Diprotodon!
revelator
No dinosaurs?
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
http://imgur.com/hE6wwH4
josip217
natural history museum of london, that ones my favorite
SleepyCanadian
They liked eating mangoes!
Steelflight
Pretty sure that guy is now in the Natural History Museum, London.
brassbass
Jesus christ, that's a big fucking sloth...
Stonefruitlove
what the hell is that
ttra
No-one misses out the sloth, dude
GeneralMountain
Doesn't anyone care about Sid the Sloth?
reux
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS MOTHAFUCKA
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
He was too slow, didn't make it to the list in time.
Okebel
annoDalleB
I loled
Snapist
Dignato
M E G A S L O T H
BlunderbussVigilante
What a drag.
FH2actual
ROCKY ROAD?
TheMagicalMushroom
Pretty sure that's op
Snapist
BunBunIsMySpiritAnimal
Is the guy playing a flute?
deflationary
I saw that at the Smithsonian in high school! Terrifying.
paleomel
I study giant ground sloth paleobiogeography. Thanks for giving the sloths a shoutout.
NoThisIsntPatrick
That's so much cooler than 98% of this site
liliantbn
Can you post some about them. Many of us lol we to learn about nature. (and the past of nature).
iainjames88
We need more people like you
LurkerOfDarkness
That's a very specific field.
NoThisIsntPatrick
That's so much cooler than 98% of this site
TheWyndMan
Where are you studying? I'm currently doing a project on cynodont biostratigraphy!
SteveMND
I would say "work stories?" But I'm guessing that would really be of extremely narrow focus.
paleomel
I've done a work stories thing. Maybe a "Imgur your thesis" post?
himherenowno
I would love this
somnif
I spent some time at the La Brea tar pits where these fellows are occasionally found. My work story was usually "clean tar off tools".
QuiteTheUsername
Possible dirty jobs appearance then?
PeterMerkin
Badjokescommentskindarelate
OPs mom
OOIOxOOIxIOIOxIOIxSxIOIIxIIIxOOI
To an extent I would be proud to have a much more badass sloth of a mother.
Badjokescommentskindarelate
Ha......... ha................. ha................ ghoouuudddda
breakfastburner
I'm no expert but my best guess is it's a giant sloth.
ComradePutinCCCP1917
You're one hell of a genius
Badjokescommentskindarelate
OPs mom
minormeddling
Ha nice
CheeseDanish
Nice
OOIOxOOIxIOIOxIOIxSxIOIIxIIIxOOI
Looks like the anatomy of the worlds largest chihuahua
wizzobidoof
I think it might be called Megatherium
StevePMM
PresidentMuffin
It's a giant fukin slothe
PhailRaptor
"Nobody caaaaaaaaaaaresth, about Ssid, the Sslotth!"
peaky96
I missed a few out, figured people would get bored after 5-6
erdan999
Would like to see a post that isn't exclusive to the largest animals, but also more simply interesting ones, like the marsupial lion.
thisusernameisloading
I can never get enough of this stuff
Chouilste
I'd have 30 of those !!!
HelloWorldThisIsDog
No no please make another post with more
akuakuwillpeeonyou
People love facts. More please. Nudes to come.
DarthCanada
How dare you assu...
HarmanKhinda
No we want more!
StatelessUDP
I'd take scores of this stuff before I got bored. This is great stuff.
Bystandr
This is a quality post. No boredom here. +1.
DarthDeadpool
You figured wrong. Post another post.
Duttles
This website endures black twitter dumps with 250-4000 images. This is fantastic, please share more
Bystandr
No way. No boredom here. This is the quality type of post Imgur needs more of. +1
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
You mean like the blue whale? Or ALL of the dinosaurs?
fotia24
Noooo @OP PLEASE make more. I love learning about large animals, especially if they're no longer around.
Thadude1998
DUDE MORE
PuckerUpButtercup
Uh.. Fuck no we won't. This shits fascinating. Its really nice to see informative posts in here in between shit posts.
SomeRandomNobhead
Nope, interesting asf +1, pls add in the direwolf next time aswell
glaxxon
More!!
WookieWookieWookie
Totally wrong. Do another please.
meta666
No, we want more!
DickDastardly404
we read through 1000+ black twitter posts, bub
ToTheLonelyMoon
YOU THOUGHT WRONG
IspeakFrench
Make another post! This was interesting
636f6e67726174756c6174696f6e73
What about the moa. large flightless bird, the Dinornis robustus moa was 230kg and 3.6 m tall. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moa
pollomagnifico
Seems like it's time to run a second post, and reap that sweet sweet karma.
SomeRandomNobhead
Nope, interesting asf +1, pls add in the direwolf next time aswell
cookiesnatcha
You will never bore me with posts like this. I love gee-whiz information.
kawaiikittyDICK
Not bored at all. This is the part of imgur i miss. Requesting for more!
ProfessorSandwich
Love it !
ProudMuggle
I would love to see part 2!
hesagooddogbrint
Dude!! Way more please!!
MichaeIScott
More!!!
EdibleStupidity
Mendezzi92
You kiddin'? Shit was dope man. Keep it up!!
SuperSaiyanBatman
WE WANT MOREEEEEEE
lovemesomepoptarts
Not bored, keep going!!
JesterMcPickles
You figured wrong! This was fascinating!
LilChefy
You would be wrong OP, we want more!
E2THEGZ
I pretty sure the North America lion was the biggest cat to ever live.
bigb340
Do another post. Nature's dope. To bad we are awesome at murdering it.
Bonsaipanda
Never! Fascinating stuff.
Shirtless
i want 100 more... NOW.. please!
SlimyPancake
More please
DrTacticalKeyboard
just like your girlfriend?
Bystandr
No way. No boredom here. This is the quality type of post Imgur needs more of. +1
Jaron58
PuckerUpButtercup
Uh.. Fuck no we won't. This shits fascinating. Its really nice to wee informative posts in here in between shit posts
StonedBoneMalone
I love interesting shit like this so please post more. It's a hell of a lot better than "triple tap" posts.
erdan999
Would like to see a post that isn't exclusive to the largest animals, but also more simply interesting ones, like the marsupial lion.
Playmikesux
Do more, if I got bored I would just upvote and move on.
MooseFoxx
More please =)
DahPanda72
Bored after 5 -6 ? I feel like I just took a dip and wanted the whole pool.
thatsjustawful
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
Wrong
peridotstar
. (in case you post a part 2 later)
Ant1eX
More! D:
CatnipTree
I was real into this post and sad when I reached the end
saucefordipping29
i want more
ummDoYouNot
More!
KbBlacken4
Definitely following you in case you post another one
Davadin
You figured wrong. But have an upvote!
gobbo
I'm not moving until I get another post like this.
SomeRandomNobhead
Nope, interesting asf +1, pls add in the direwolf next time aswell
CaptSheffield
Well, you were wrong.
LousyHero87
I'm on Imgur BECAUSE I'm bored. More please!
ISayFuckAllTheTime
You figured WROOOOONG, man.
GiveMeTheLamp
I also agree with more. This was awesome
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
I was really interested and was sad there weren't more. I hope you make a second post!
JupiterJedi
Don't forget to add your mom on the next one, too!
akuakuwillpeeonyou
People love facts. More please. Nudes to come.
ItsKindaHard
you underestimate the gravity of my ability to waste time.
Sugarbear777
Plz add more! I love these
heening
More please!
DougSt
Never got bored.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
Wheres the Dire Wolf? I am disapointed.
MichaeIScott
More!!!
AdamAz
I am the complete opposite of bored! More please OP
DarthCanada
How dare you assu...
SomeCrazyNerd
MORE!!
xTheWizard
You figured wrong.
MichaelServetas
You were wrong
sketchbrah
Could never get bored of natures terror
gbombuh
Do a second post! I would be interested in others
RearAdmiralFloyd
You thought wrong dude.
KatyPerryAF
Not at all, if anything even more intrigued.
jobokai
I feel like you missed a huge opportunity for a post like this. I mean people go through the 50 facts that are just repost of a repost.
Zerphses
But let's say you do one dump of 50. You get 10,000 points for that. Do 10 dumps of 5 and get 3,000 upvotes on each that's 3 times the votes
IWillAlwaysBeRelevant
And then people go through reposts of porrige and cera. So the point is the same; TRY HARDER OOP. <3
jobokai
You could have got a large quantity of upvotes.
jobokai
I can't think of any more large or huge comments ;)
TheImmortalDead
Two separate posts like this would get about double the upvotes of a single huge post as people who liked the 1st would also upvote the 2nd.
jobokai
I was trying to make a pun
KimJongUnsUnsUnsUnsUnsUnsUnsUnsUnsUnsUnsUnsUnsUnsUnsUnsUnsUns
You can always add them in another post. I'd sure as hell enjoy it
Jus10Ed
Apropos to nothing: I love your username.
KellyanneConwayTwitty
Dude your fucking username rocks
intensivex
I second a Part Deux!
FalcoDair
If you make a new post, add the largest ever crocodilian: Sarcosuchus
AreaResident
I almost cried your user name is so hilarious!
ArcturusNorth
And the Moa Moa!
jukaytk
And the giant raven that was sharing New Zealand with the moa
jukaytk
And the giant raven that was sharing New Zealand with the moa
jukaytk
And the giant raven that was sharing New Zealand with the moa
DeadOrbit
Definitely. Dont forget to include the titanoboa, the largesrt of the danger noddles.
KrustyKrabPizzaa
Can still be a noodle. Just one of those huge fuckin pool noodles
KrustyKrabPizzaa
Can still be a noodle. Just one of those huge fuckin pool noodles
liliantbn
I definitely missed something here: was this a joke, what is a danger noodle? Thanks :)
SelkieSirenSong
Danger noodle= snake :) TMYK
zeevo234
Danger noodle means snake.
OmNachoMama
Danger noodle is a common term for snake. Sort of like trash panda is a common term for raccoon.
sulfuratus
While we're at it, you might as well learn another term for snakes that you might find here sooner or later: nope rope.
MrGlayden
Im pretty sure when they're that big they're more of a danger rope then a danger noodle
hickorybakedbeans
More like danger pipe or tube
WithAnEye
Pretty sure it's a nope rope
AwkwardLee
Now I am starting to like noddle as alternative to noodle.
DeadOrbit
Nice catch. My bad...
GameboyMicro
Giant sloths though
Angelbabysdaddy
The megalodon is the most terrifying, if you ask me.
iamstormtroll
Yeah but giants sloths though