May 12, 2022 4:42 PM
susanaTerror
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groupwrct
"Did you see that article in the paper about the dog who was never walked? Yeah, that was me." :-)
missojennie
reformedxile
"you complain about cleaning up after me, I complain about eating that cheap food...and your cheap date last night"
ladyxreds
Did you have fun running, I had fun running, run, run, run, run, ru...run, run, Fast!
dennychip127001
Did you just blame your fart on me? Really??
Kagenical
Pretty sure it's mimicking my diesel engine turning over after a year in storage.
soshutupBOI
Yes, he's saying:
lerae9999
“Are you hungry right now? I’m hungry. I could go for some…chicken nuggets”
snixsys
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
pdhackley
Car won’t start…
LutraLazuli
I wonder what sparked this statement
baturro
"I've been trying to reach you about my extended walkies."
BrofessorBrown
"We've been trying to reach you about your cat's extended warranty - it was me, I ate the cat, sorry John"
MonocledMonotreme
Mine does this when he needs to poop or he's thirsty.
SiriusandCambria
“The maple kind”?
WhaaatDa
Right, right, right...right, right, right
LurlineLumpkin
My live caption translated this to "right right right" lol
tripthicket
"I are human! I talky-talk so big! Hur dur!"
LuciditY
inthepines
ok...I'm going to burn the place down
Aimlockbelch
Me-mraow. Meow. Mraooww. Moww. Meow. Oh wait, you wanted the ENGLISH translation, right? Sorry.
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
My dog must know what he’s saying. My dog sat up out of a deep sleep to come see what this pupper was saying on my phone. He didn’t tell me.
QUOLL37
Things were much better in my day ............
Gunner945
"You snap treats in half, the cat eats my food and my walk is late again!"
OrangeCountries
“Did you see the ludicrous display last night? The thing about Arsenal…”
Kilsta
Wenger just walked it in!
AgamemnonsMemes
My GSD does this when i tell her to stop barking at stuff
displacedgothamist
The cat ate my treat and you did nothing! NOTHING!
dklar61
German Shepherd doggo ?
TheBlueMorpho
“The scheduled walk is now 25 minutes late. I’ve complained, but no one listens”
SoNi2409
"I'm an excellent driver".
DrPepperIsMyGP
I've just been reminded using that same verbiage. Can confirm its walk related.
Botticelliii
Read this in Zefrank(Morgan Freeman) voice. +1
clamdriver
Where is the channel changer? Seems you were the last one to have it.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Wow. Channel changer. You’re approximately 35.
KafkasKarma
Die Wurst hatte zu viel Fett
Oder sie war viel zu klein :)
groupwrct
"Did you see that article in the paper about the dog who was never walked? Yeah, that was me." :-)
missojennie
reformedxile
"you complain about cleaning up after me, I complain about eating that cheap food...and your cheap date last night"
ladyxreds
Did you have fun running, I had fun running, run, run, run, run, ru...run, run, Fast!
dennychip127001
Did you just blame your fart on me? Really??
Kagenical
Pretty sure it's mimicking my diesel engine turning over after a year in storage.
soshutupBOI
Yes, he's saying:
lerae9999
“Are you hungry right now? I’m hungry. I could go for some…chicken nuggets”
snixsys
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
pdhackley
Car won’t start…
LutraLazuli
I wonder what sparked this statement
baturro
"I've been trying to reach you about my extended walkies."
BrofessorBrown
"We've been trying to reach you about your cat's extended warranty - it was me, I ate the cat, sorry John"
MonocledMonotreme
Mine does this when he needs to poop or he's thirsty.
SiriusandCambria
“The maple kind”?
WhaaatDa
Right, right, right...right, right, right
LurlineLumpkin
My live caption translated this to "right right right" lol
tripthicket
"I are human! I talky-talk so big! Hur dur!"
LuciditY
inthepines
ok...I'm going to burn the place down
Aimlockbelch
Me-mraow. Meow. Mraooww. Moww. Meow. Oh wait, you wanted the ENGLISH translation, right? Sorry.
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
My dog must know what he’s saying. My dog sat up out of a deep sleep to come see what this pupper was saying on my phone. He didn’t tell me.
QUOLL37
Things were much better in my day ............
Gunner945
"You snap treats in half, the cat eats my food and my walk is late again!"
OrangeCountries
“Did you see the ludicrous display last night? The thing about Arsenal…”
Kilsta
Wenger just walked it in!
AgamemnonsMemes
My GSD does this when i tell her to stop barking at stuff
displacedgothamist
The cat ate my treat and you did nothing! NOTHING!
dklar61
German Shepherd doggo ?
TheBlueMorpho
“The scheduled walk is now 25 minutes late. I’ve complained, but no one listens”
SoNi2409
"I'm an excellent driver".
DrPepperIsMyGP
I've just been reminded using that same verbiage. Can confirm its walk related.
Botticelliii
Read this in Zefrank(Morgan Freeman) voice. +1
clamdriver
Where is the channel changer? Seems you were the last one to have it.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Wow. Channel changer. You’re approximately 35.
KafkasKarma
Die Wurst hatte zu viel Fett
susanaTerror
Oder sie war viel zu klein :)