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#world_cup #mexico
Jun 17, 2018 5:42 PM
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#world_cup #mexico
SuckMahWolleh
SlightlyDodgy
At least he can learn from his error, clearly Germany hasn't yet.
sasuibe
France, be careful
marderfucker
Yeah, we also didn't bring Italy along this time
TinkererOfTerror
I can nazi what you are talking about.
mthsdvn82
sprfrkdvd
3rd. This shouldn't have made it to the front page with this big of an historical error.
Skizzlemabizzle
*proudly wears Mexican jersey*
AaronPaulSturtevant
soooo.. that's a british account?
Homosexualsaregay
Yes, the Brits will take any opportunity to take a dig at the Germans about the war
ConformistWithACause
Soccer fans are fucking vicious
KPBLiz
Looks like attacking in Russia during summer didnt help either, Germany
Fzoid
We never learn
ElBarbu
3rd time
rensheefteentelefoon9000
Treblaine
You just got JAAAAMMMMED!
rensheefteentelefoon9000
n8wishim
German here, it’s the third time. You guys suck at history apparently.
MikeArclight
it comes from all that 'revision' they do to their history books
Kerlyle
Germany won ww1 atleast in regards to Russia? The communist revolution was literally a German war plan.
mdzmdz
All we know is it's two world wars and one world cup - doo da doo da.
metaphordog
You can say they didn't do it well in WWI but you can't say they weren't prepared. The Russian front was well planned.
OminousBanjo
Right! The Germans took some big gambles that all went bad, but hot damn they were prepared. WWI Germany was extraordinary.
Craizie
I did Nazi that coming
stulfer
Why the third time? Cuz it certainly wasn't from WW 1.
Thephedora
But you WERE prepared the first time i thought.
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bieberle4
That was Napoleons france
Myrtanae
Why third time?
ArtMadeofYourComment
Because there were two times before.
Fzoid
Worldwar I and II and now they lost a game in the world cup which is located in Russia this year.
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Myrtanae
Thats why I scratched my head, maybe @n8wishim needs some history lessons ;)
stulfer
EXcept the Germans won the Eastern front in WW 1, it was actually a resounding victory for them so where is the third example coming from?
mdzmdz
Fourth if you count the Rhine Confederation as "Germany"
n8wishim
IMHO I consider the „german empire“ as of 1871 the first construct that is at least comparable to the Germany nowadays.
MotownClown
You may be better AT history, but we’ve been better THROUGHOUT history.
n8wishim
That’s debatable. I consider the US not a first world country. Crime, Infrastructure, healthcare, all below par for (north) europeans.
MotownClown
But in all seriousness, Germany is pretty awesome. Plus you make some sweet fucking cars.
Kamica
The Prussians, who went on to form the German Empire, were actually exceptionally effective militarily, German history is super cool =D.
MotownClown
Agreed
ICanBeFunnyToo
What history?? You mean the last 100 years or so? I lived in a house older than that...
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bennothemad
Negative ghost rider - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_date_of_transition_to_republican_system_of_government
bennothemad
You're talking to a yank. They believe the world went straight from Jesus to the revolutionary war.
meddy12
It didn't?
MotownClown
That is grossly false, we dumped some tea first.
bennothemad
That was part of it!
idowhatiwantwastaken
At least you are owning your losses. Which is something us Americans dont do well.
unknownSubscriber
Always gotta make it about America.
Noevilgifs
*cough* Vietnam *cough*
LiveWithHonorDieWithGlory
https://i.imgflip.com/22j6mq.jpg
BisonSlayer
We haven't lost a single game in Russia at this world cup...
MadamPuddifoot
We Americans*
SparkleSalsa
Canada doesn't do well with negative history either. Ask our Natives.
idowhatiwantwastaken
Our Natives wont shut up and take the L either. Fuck I'm gonna get hate for that but it had to be done.
blueFALCON81
Dont say you’re sorry. They too busy pointing the finger at us after all the slavery and genocide they committed before we even got there.
scalam197101
At least we try to rectify our mistakes. Ask the natives
WhatOhShitGif
I’m sorry
TheGriffin
damancy
SHAME! *ding*
Circosys
What losses?
cuddlydingo
ThisUsernameIsReallyGeneric
Well we didn't make the 2018 World Cup for a start
Circosys
We would be a lot more competitive if this country actually cared about soccer as much as the rest of the world.
Mylifeisawreck
We were too focused on qualifying for the 2026 world cup to be bothered. One of only 3 teams to do so so far.
booksaresoghey
is that some sort of tournament?
ThatOneGuyFrom6thGrade
*Fortunate Son starts playing*
blueFALCON81
Politically yes... battle wise no...
Punless
we usually don’t lose
Headjustfelloff
Freedom doesn't lose
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
Oh, honey...
ayeroxor
And if we're losing, we just never stop the war for about two decades at a cost that would have put all of our citizens through school
ColonelCasual
That's because when it looks like we're about to lose we flip the table
ColonelCasual