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Chariliy
Apparently I'm a man
L1ota
You've never seen my GF play skyrim.
Jucorp
Coz there's nothing to kill
butterbabe
As a female and an avid Skyrim player I can say this is 100% not fucking true. Collect and explore man!!!
RudeRobby
I shot an arrow into a guard’s knee, I am now permanently banned from the Mall
uglynoona
Am female. Playing Skyrim for the 1st time on my switch. Can not confirm.
MundaneFinality
You expect me to beleive that a mall has that many stores still in business?
MeowMeowSan
Am female, am thorough dungeon explorer, and if I'm at the mall to not spend any money as usual I go to a couple stores only.
Hachiseiko
As a lootwhore woman who can't fucking stand shopping... No.
owlest
I'm a guy and I like malls, especially ones with bookstores, and lego stores
RiddlingVenus0
Well then if you're ever in Houston you should go to the Galleria.
Wuz314159
"Shopping Mall"?
cflat
"General Goods"
wheredthatcomefrom
As opposed to a 'sky mall'
RideTheStimutacs
This was made by someone who's never encountered a woman who plays Skyrim.
foxfire1112
Or just a woman at all
hellokokoro
why is this dumb ass old gendered stereotype shit on front page. at least be funny if you're going to be stupid.
Felman
I looked at this and thought "no Skyrim dungeon looks like this." It's clear that the 2nd pic isn't supposed to be Skyrim
CyFestus
As a female, there's no way in hell I'd skip all those rooms in Skyrim. You insult me.
TheCakeisALieiKnowiChecked
TIL that I'm a man.
babysnails
I'm a titty dual-wielder with vagina as offhand and the ONLY store at the mall is the Lego store...HOWEVER (1/2)
babysnails
in a Skyrim dungeon one must be thorough because there might a sick helm behind that waterfall over there.
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
No longer true. Used to be though. When I was a kid, yes women would walk the mall end to end and visit every store that even remotely
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interested them. Now that there's the internet, when I go to the mall with my GF (very rarely) it's usually just a return. In and out.
suburbanhyena
Um, no
suburbanhyena
I'm the red line in both of those
pinkeye82
I'm the kind of tank that pulls extra mobs in leveling dungeons. Skyrim is no exception. Must pickup all bread.
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
Lol, I remember you in EQ... the tank that was WAAAAY overgeared for the content you were fighting until his first pull and he literally
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
Cleared the entire lower half of LGuk dead, then after the rest of the group spent 20 minutes killing it all, he'd afk until it respawned.
Frothington
True for me, I want to get in & out as quick as possible in a mall but explore every nook & cranny in a dungeon.
LifeEaterVirus
*her dungeon
Potatodick9000
Dyslexicbirch
No on both
Savethedramaforyourllama
My map would look like a drunk toddler in a toy store. Oh crap missed the gold piece under that table gotta go back to get it. Lol
mercemay
Loot all the stuff! My hoarding level is even worse in Fallout.
Psykodelic
Female and I go straight to one store I want and leave. Plus I love skyrim and always explore!
Unsafefurball
CLEARLY you've never seen a woman play Skyrim
Cindex1337
Like, yeah, search each room ONE. TIME.
HOLAKOOO
serious
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
I'unno. I have a friend who literally cannot play open world RPGs or MMOs because she HAS to stop and look at everything for several minutes
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
at a time. She constantly stops people she's raiding with because she's fangirling over the detail on xth flower or the angular shape of a
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
rock or piece of rubble. She's a nice person but she cannot kick that habit. She plays alone.
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
Is her name Tolkien?
s4ltinecr4cker
I wanna meet a woman gamer that isnt already indoctrined into the "check every room" life.
rgzdev
Better yet, the "talk to every person on the planet you can reach, multiple times until dialog is exhausted"of JRPGs.
s4ltinecr4cker
I do it even in newer games that mark the quest givers, like the new xenoblade
ShifuYaku
As a female, wrong. I search EVERY room in dungeons. Scrub.
AKTishness
Couldn't agree more!
atimewizard
Thank you. I check EVERY chest, urn, sarcophagus. All the gold for me.
OMyGoshBrainWash
Same
tristeza
That's right! And I hate malls!
rgzdev
Was thinking that. Like, OP really should have seen that coming.
AngryNakedFlailingHitler
And as a male, wrong! I search EVERY room in malls. One of 3 reasons why I'm not allowed back at Victoria's secret. gut gud, loser!
AlexisWalker
We females are naturally predisposed to collecting shiny things, and hoarding them in our homes, and burning anyone who tries to take them.
Potetgull92
*Is male but proceeds to hoard literally everything in Skyrim and Fallout games. What else are companions for?*
groveldog
True dat.
Greentonic
Girl here. I like to take forever and look at all the art the artist made. This pic is fake news.
Nukls
Dude, you missed a couple of rooms
Eidodk
Womens clothing, a man does NOT walk into womens clothing.
BenjamanFranklin
filthy casual
ILiekToCookAndBake
Shut up, Ben.
FrozenSteel
Its called being prepared for a second playthrough
JohnyCarlos
Those are DLC locked door perhaps.
AugustDogust
This isn't EA.
JohnyCarlos
Not yet.
SaiikoTA
Those are paid DLC
notSaari
Casual spotted
Kregular365
And you forgot when you got lost and double checked half the rooms!
Bob423
Locked. Ran out of lockpicks
smallmac
.unlock
jelloknits
Kick it.
kylethepyle
How do you run out of lockpicks???
slappybobby
~ "00F96B57" unlock
PCGamingKurshuk
What? That's not even the door you wanted to unlock...
HeWhoLies
Skeleton key boys
ihaveaprettylargeamountofnothing
BUT I CANT BETRAY KARLIAH!
itrymybesttooffendsomeone
Never turn in the question that gets rid of it
itrymybesttooffendsomeone
It doesn't open new quests anyways so
SuspiciousCharacter
^ he's right you know
ForReasonsOfScience
Eh, whatever. I just gave it back to myself when I completed the mission. Same with a choice between reward A or B (or C). Just give myself
ForReasonsOfScience
All prizes but I use the ones I didn't pick for decor in the house, e.g., choose a weapon and give myself the armor to hang on a mannequin.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Or just don't suck balls at the mini game. You never run out that way.
FrozenFoodGuy
Yeah lock picking is pretty easy in Skyrim. I always end up with hundreds of lock picks!
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
Lies, you reset until it unlocks.
PianoMan2112
That’s the only thing I routinely pickpocket even when not playing a thief.
quietmrbean
Must come back with more lockpicks!!!
IntrepidGamer
Quick save > pick > fail > load quick save. Repeat until successful.
iSpiider
37 minutes later, 10 gold and an iron sword.
yahiko48
I don't think I've ever had the problem of not enough lock picks. At any given point I'll have like 300+.
Morrigi
Yeah, only time it's ever been a problem for me has been in the first hour or two of a playthrough.
ticktockbent
so you don't spam force lock until it opens? I never have time for the minigame
yahiko48
I spent a bunch of time learning the patterns of the locks and I can get through masters with about 5 without perks or enchantments.
TyberosTheRedWake
Tell me your secrets, wizard.
EmperorHarvey
Amateur
FauxFargoth
But, this isn't nearly linear enough to be a Skyrim dungeon.
Dimitrios1610
It's a Dark Souls area, clearly.
GhoulsGoneFeral
Not only not linear enough @FauxFargoth but it's also missing the convient passage to the start of the dungeon
Druidtton
More like a Morrowind dungeon, I swear to god there's no fucking way to beat that game without a guide. Linear? LOL, have a dark fuckin maze
TheSirCharlesBarkley
It's one of the more linear ones as it's all one giant area with tiny rooms around the edges. The guy playing is terrible at room clearing.
Rifneno
Sad but true. Gamers love to bitch about stuff being "dumbed down" but TES dungeons seriously were. Badly.
glamdringwielder
ok, but an intricate design is cool only if the rooms are diverse enough to not make it boring to pass all your playtime dungeoning.
DerpyMcDerper
I saw a speedrun of the tes games in order all at once and i was amazed how simplified the mechanics and abilities of skyrim are
dunaway5
Morrowind dungeons are like 3 rooms and a skeleton
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
I'd rather it be linear than get lost in maze after maze of dungeon and then maybe get a word of power after 1hr of exploration.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Imean I found the dungeons in Witcher 3 to be just as, if not MORE linear but most people wouldn't be caught dead saying that.
rcrav
TES has just gotten worse over time. Morrowind was a great RPG. Skyrim is just an action game with RPG elements.
rcrav
Even worse black eye on Skyrim: UI designed for consoles and not even fixed for PC. Thank goodness for mods, but fuck Bethesda.
Katalliaan
Right? I've tried playing without SkyUI, and it's just awful.
Shargan8
Entire Skyrim is like one of its dungeons: just go straight and leveled reward is at the end. Exit right.
rcrav
Even just removing those convenient exits would help make the dungeons feel like less of a joke.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Here's the money you get for catering to "hardcore" gamers $ here's the money for catering to casual gamers $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
garybear
Well I used to be hardcore but now that I have a wife, job, and money yea all I have time for is casual so it makes sense
Rifneno
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Highlander8795
Dark souls disagrees
Alozar
Skyrim is such a poorly designed game, it amazes me that anyone enjoys it. Literally insults the player's intelligence at every turn.
JustJacque
The literal head of your order walks into the room "Have you thought about joining the Theives Guild?" So shitty as an RPG.
Alozar
The only improvement from previous games I can think of is the combat, and even then it's pretty mediocre.
Yodaloid
The modding community is why I keep coming back. There are some great modders out there
Alozar
Agreed, that's literally the only reason I ever play it. And even then it's in short bursts every few months. Can't stick to it.
Yodaloid
Same
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Not everything has to be a 2000+ piece puzzle for it to be enjoyable.
Alozar
And I realize the bulk of the video talks about Fallout, but many of the criticisms apply to Skyrim as well.
Alozar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kRRYgf54oM Not the be all end all, but this video accurately puts my thoughts into words.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
A) half of those points don't apply to skyrim, B) the game is marketed to a more casual audience saying that the game is bad just because /1
dreamingvividly
As a female...I fucking hate malls.
mrepcm
Did you just assume your gender?
Trivialinsanity
Fact. I hate going unless I know exactly where I'm going and what I'm going for.
McKavian
I think I might love you.
delilahviolet
As a female, I don't shop in person unless I have to. Then I go get the thing and leave the place
RoTaLuMe
marry me
hartmonica
Love nice malls. Hate trashy/loud people. Mornings are the time to go
imasnorlaxIRL
Agreed, had to go today. It was ass. Went to two places got the shit I needed and then booked it.
Huldra
Same!
butlerfetish
Hate them. I speedwalk to where I need to go and GTFO before I want to kill someone. Contrariwise, I explore every room in dungeons.
VigorousButtstuff
I used to like malls. Then I realized I only liked cheesy pretzels from the food court and the shop in the mall that sold Gundam models.
VigorousButtstuff
To be fair, I was like 16 at the time. And no, the pretzels didn't go straight to my gut like most people, I was the other type of nerd.
quattroformaggix4
So do I. Online shopping is so fast! Instore shopping is only for pleasurable, tactile, sensual items. Like perfume. Or cheese. Or leather.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Did you just assume your own gender!!??
GlassCannon570
KNOW her own gender.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
As a male, I'm a female. Especially when i go grocery shopping
BaddieMaxter
Also as a female, I don’t love malls but I like walking around and people watching and sometimes I might get a sweater.
GlassCannon570
As an AI, I also like watching people.
marinemachine87
If I have to be there, then I go to where I need to be and leave immediately after.
cuddlesdotgif
I won’t lie, I do have to make a pit stop for a blizzard. But then immediately home.
quattroformaggix4
Yep. I have an action plan. Run it like a tactical mission. Anyone that strays from the plan is left behind.
Blackmind1992
As a fat male...I fucking hate miles.
McKavian
As another fat mail, I'll join you in a milkshake.
McKavian
Male* - this is what happens when you don't watch what you type and are busy at work.
quattroformaggix4
Hahahahaha
rainyrivers
I loathe them. Amazon is a fucking God send
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
Why specifically Amazon?
rainyrivers
Because I can literally get most everything, including groceries without having to go in a store. I will still go to Mom and Pop's though
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
I mean why not some other eshops? Is Amazon in USA that much ahead of others?
rainyrivers
Yes. But I use other shops too. Amazon is just pretty comprehensive here.
dreamingvividly
Yep! If I can’t buy it online then I don’t really need it lol.
SugarDnD
I only go if I can have lunch at the foodcourt at the end. Otherwise what's the point of not buying shit online?
Potatozrainbow
As a female..I go into every area I can of a Skyrim dungeon.
tr3buchet
i do both
itsKABLAM
Right?! I need all the loot and I haven't been in a mall in years. Online shopping for life!
Potatozrainbow
I'd loot the mall too, but I hear it's illegal..
itsKABLAM
Too bad I can't be a rogue with the ability to turn invisible when I crouch in real life :(
Potatozrainbow
Oh man the amount of money and time I'd put into that.