PaulNolan
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First time ever trying Five guy's!!! DAYUM DAYUM DAYUM!!!!!
Oct 16, 2016 12:37 PM
PaulNolan
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First time ever trying Five guy's!!! DAYUM DAYUM DAYUM!!!!!
EveryNameWasTakenImSadNow
GERMANY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER I WANT THIS TOO!!!!
KidCilantro
I live in CT, so I get to enjoy five guys regularly.
DavidPemberton
And it's so average, totally disappointed with how much it cost.
mellowdrama
Congrats on getting one of the good fast foods from the US.
DarkMutton
I just had this for lunch! SOO good
gsquared300
5 Guys is fucking amazing.
cmanmczesty
You bite the fry the fry bites back my man
Anonamo
Let me guess, Dublin?
thehighestofways
Dundrum
Puffmax
My Five Guys experience, enter, look at menu, order burger, while eating burger notice they have hotdogs, say I should try that...repeat
StoolPanini
I had five guys in Belfast once. One of the best gay prides Ive been to.
minizeries
"Do you want anything from McDonald's?" "No thanks; I'm saving myself for Five Guys." Words I've actually said.
SusieSoups
*are
strongbadia7
Your five guys has shakes?!?
resiget
If five guys here had shakes.. I wouldn't eat anywhere else
strongbadia7
They do serve shakes at some 5 Guys in the DC area, but not anywhere that I have personally eaten.
OngoingThreatForReignAndTyranny
Congrats, that place is like small town USA hangover cure.
bread1
Five Guys is OK, not sure what the hype is about. I guess it's great at places if there are very few options for burgers.
AgentJohnson
Five guys is where you pay a lot for an OK burger and fries that you can't even finish.
thefreehunter
I tried it here in MI, didn't like it. Tried in in GA, didn't like it. I guess it's just not my style.
PeteTusk
Ya, unlike Ireland.
rickeyspanish
I ate the whole burger...it was OK. I think the hype for In N Out is justified though. Now that is a tasty burger.
itsybitsyspider
Damn, none of those near me either.
hooktail419
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Europe?
mrteagle
5 guys burgers taste 10x better than In N Out IMO. All In N Out has is that sauce, after that just a bland piece of meat.
PizzaDogYouHaveFailedThisCity
100% in agreement
yourfriendlyneighborhoodcreep
Germany envies you today.
MapleCurry
Germany got 1 million guys ????
WagonFullOfPamcakes
All of my German colleagues want to go to five guys like every single day... They are obsessed! Some have lived here 2+ years and still!
itsybitsyspider
Where I live in U.S. envies them. Ireland gets a Five Guys, but they say fuck you to the more rural areas.
astralfields
Seconded. Only McD and BK are actually big players in burgers. Hermsburger is less popular but there are a few. No Five Guys though...
fuz54
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
Crispety Crunch
ComradeV
I can't get it out of my mind, that this is pre-zombie incident T-Dogg
fuz54
camdenro
The cheese is oozin
MilesOnACar
Five Guys has nothing on In & Out.
PizzaDogYouHaveFailedThisCity
100% disagree. In & Out was meh... Five Guys was actually worth going back to.
Leithreas
Well, they have a few things. Like distribution area.
Plumbus
Actually we have a Five Guys right next to our In N Out and I end up going to Five Guys more often, I think they have better burgers.
Plumbus
It's not like I am slamming In N Out, they are great. I eat there. Animal style burger, normal fries and a couple packets of spread. Yum!
stratus41298
Oh great. Now I want five guys. Its nine thirty in the morning.
FuckFuckAndGrabAss
They have a breakfast menu. Shavelcome.
AceOfNines
Try Grindr
WhyWasentThisTakenYet
You. I like you.
ThatWeirdFriendEveryoneHas
Any menu is a breakfast menu if you order off of it for breakfast
Jhonny0darko
Add Cajun season to your burger
Jazzmag
Average food at ridiculous prices if the one in Liverpool is anything to go by.
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
I've had it a few times and it's pretty great, not worth the price but it has always been tasty for me
DisgruntledLimey
Agreed
AndIThinkToMyselfWhatAWonderfulWorld
Best part of a tenner for an average burger. I've been to the one in Guildford and it's not worth it compared to restaurants like GBK.
PossiblyAGriffin
Went there yesterday. 12.50 ish for the small burger small fries and a drink. but damn it was good. I go there as a mega treat
Counterfit
Wow, they just changed the sign for the prices.
CaptSumTingWong
The worst food in the US is still better than anything I've had in Europe though
Counterfit
Were the fuck did you go in Europe, airports?
RickRollable
You've been eating in the wrong places then!!
theraininspainfallsmainlyontheplain
For once I'm proud of where I live. They're amazing here.
FernandoRumdebum
That's literally all I hear. The thing is, I don't know a single person who's been to the states, had their food & been blown away. The 1/
FernandoRumdebum
2/ quality of fast food in the US seems to be atrocious. Plus you know, sugar in fucking eeeeeeeeeeverything
StarryPlough
The quality of nearly all food here in North America is atrocious
adon1234
American living in UK. Sorry but the accepted sugar content in everyday foods here is disgusting.
GavinScreaming
Why the fuck are they going to fast food places to get good food?
watskeburt
asking the real questions
BookerLegit
Because that's how you judge a country's cuisine, right? Just try the cheapest, greasiest garbage you can find. And then complain about it.
LeftHandPanda
Is that in Dundrum?
JPRiddles
My thoughts exactly
pancakesbaby
Yeah they opened their first Irish restaurant at the start of October, tried to go on the second weekend it opened, too busy though :(
lambaroo
there's one in belfast too. they aren't cheap.
StarryPlough
Or good
lambaroo
dunno. i don't eat meat.
lambaroo
lol, you sad downvoting bastards.
PaulNolan
Yep Dundrum
Seethreepeeoh
Ah, but is it as good as a Supermacs chicken sangwich?
Seethreepeeoh
Also where are these five guys you speak of?
PaulNolan
It's in Dundrum, and yes it's better than supermacs but only barely
breakfasttimeallthetime
what.
GalwayGirlYo
Heathen ????
FernandoRumdebum
I just did a price check, £12 for burger and fries you can fuck right off.
rickeyspanish
don't you get cheap on me
slobbols
022981
Except the bag is half full and all burger toppings are free
KharnApproves
It's worth it. The 'side of fries' is like the whole goddamn bag. Plus their burgers are amaze balls.
Joeycheeks1
Yeah but the burgers are massive and they fill the bag with fries
themilkmancometh
and the Milkshakes are to die for
AgentJohnson
So you pay almost $13 for a burger, drink, and fries that you can't even finish. Overrated in my opinion. Wasteful and expensive.
Joeycheeks1
Absolutely correct lol
Mistermonday96
Australia just got Carl's Junior. It's happening, The Americaning.
Counterfit
How the fuck did Australia get it before New England?!
Mistermonday96
We have more hungry fat people?
AukyOH
Interesting they took the west coast naming and not the south/east of Hardees.
Mistermonday96
They released it on the Central Coast, which is like LA without the tech companies, movie industry, money, gangs, etc. Just weed and surf.
jm540
It's been in Belfast for at least a year. Way overpriced
DC1888
Doesnt look that good either. A mushed up burger in some tin foil is all it looks like.
yellowguraffe
Was there today, £40 for 3 burgers and some fries
Counterfit
Yow, it's not even $40 for that in the US.
jm540
Fuck off! For real?
mixedmode
Absolute rip off that place in the UK. About £15 for burger fries and drink
Counterfit
About $11-12 for that in the US
hippy80
Quality costs. I think it's worth it, and I'm happy to pay 3 times as much as a Big Mac meal because it's that much better.
portmanteau79
it's not that high quality though, it's better than mcdonalds, but the price is up there with genuinely stellar burgers. not fast food ones.
hippy80
I disagree. I used to be a chef in a burger joint, and Five Guys is what I wish we could have produced.
portmanteau79
i guess i might be spoiled being in London, there's so many better options.
FernandoRumdebum
You can get a bison burger at GBK for less than that
hippy80
Never liked GBK, but that might be the attitude of the staff at the Brighton location. I honestly like 5 Guys more than most other burgers.
FernandoRumdebum
Fair enough, nowt wrong with that, if you're happy you're happy :)
Sasuuni
Byron is much better quality and for roughly the same price.
DibVsZim
...Since when did Five Guys start serving milkshakes?!?!
JHRD1880
Ireland already has Eddie Rocket's that has amazing burgers and shakes, FG probably felt it necessary to compete.
Counterfit
Is that related to Johnny Rocket's?
JHRD1880
Not sure, I think in some places they're now called Rocking Joe's.
gunners27
BACON MILKSHAKES.
JimBobJim
a long time ago m8.
watskeburt
they come in malt too! :D
pepper223
Now I have to check my local location for availability!
LordOfTheFilth
K592
I know, right?
lacole725
Been a while, slow roll out though
cutofyojib
Ehhhh they're always a letdown and whatever you do don't get cherry, it tastes like cough syrup.
monsieurpoopyhead
Not all of them have shakes. They're opening one locally, and made sure to let everyone know they'll have shakes.
porsche12345
I know right!
sexheadisalreadytook
Right? Mine doesn't have shakes. This is some bullshit right here.
HandsomeJackBlack
If it makes you feel better, the shakes aren't that great. I just get my food from 5 guys and go next door to sonic for a shake.
SaintofSoulss
In my part of California, we don't have a Sonic...never even seen one.
DibVsZim
Wow.
DibVsZim
Sonic is right across the road from my Five Guys too. I'm guessing FG's shakes are cheaper than Sonic's tho (especial the $9 "Funnel" one).
HandsomeJackBlack
Idk I don't think $4 for a medium shake is that bad. Yeah a little more costly, but also a lot better.
RedRaptor
Where are the rest of the fries? Don't tell me they only give you that cup worth of fries...
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SecretlySkeletonHitler
You must not have any idea about what Five Guys is, his concern is perfectly validated
circuspandabear
Yep, that's pretty weak. They're supposed to put a bunch in the bag too. The goal is to make the bag translucent with fry grease.
Ryebread91
We ordered a large in the states to share, they filled the cup and like half the bag with fries!
PussyLips
One time a buddy ordered a small fries and got a whole bag of extras, I ordered the large and got nothing but the fries in the cup. :(
g29fan
They must have an extra, extra, extra, EXTRA small size option.
decorativemooseknuckle
I go to five guys solely to eat their hotdogs!
nicehulk
You bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man!
TheOneOnionRing
At least those fries look edible. Every time I go to 5 guys the fries taste burnt and horrible
Madcaplaughs84
Exactly what I thought too.
MeganMeow
I'm usually too full after the burger to eat many fries and I hate wasting food so this would be enough for me
JohnMcClanesIllegitimateSon
"Ah, the classic Irishman's dilemma. Do you eat the potato now or let it ferment so that you can drink it later"
wildcatfan4life
I thought that was the Russian dilemma.
bubup
Archer!
GPLink
Always order 2 small fries at 5 guys. About 90% of the time they just dump the rest in the bag
roostercrowe
they do that regardless, at their shtick
mattbl
My wife and I order one small fry, you get more than enough for two. Cajun style, mmm.
PaulNolan
No no loads more in the bag to many!!
KingXizor
Then all is well!
HypotheticalQuotes
Always order the small fries. They make the same amount for all sizes, and pour ALL of the excess in the bag regardless.
BlitzThunderWolf
This. As is tradition
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
One of us, one of us.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
I highly recommend malt vinegar on them.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Oh thank jaysus.
Troliosis
Next time ask for the Cajun fries
MattRexPuns
Ah, the Cajun fries are awesome!
inboxmeyourcoonhounds
No no no...old bay! old bay on everything! #trustmeimfromMD
NEVER69astingray
Why doesn't this knowledge have all the upvotes here? Xtra crispy prease
hippiejesus420
No such thing as too many, mate
RedRaptor
Good. As it should be!
Adrollz
Fun fact: Other countries still have normal portion sizes unlike humongous portions of America.
CasinoV
I don't think you understand Five Guys Burgers and Fires. It's their thing.
dontmagpie
Five Guys is an American chain. fuck you.
BlumpkinDangle
I don't like five guys fries...
WhatJesusWouldDo
I guess we should've checked our opinions at the door to the hivemind.
WhatJesusWouldDo
Ridiculously salty and usually too soggy. Like Mc Donalds fries. Give me my in and out any day.
anthaneezy
Get them fresh. Don't take it to-go. I'm sill partial to In-n-out fries more.
K592
You enjoy Five Guys in your mouth?
Gianttesticlemonster
Ha Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
RedgarRedbeard
Do you not?
AdelaideDetroit
We all do. Join us.
ruthbaderginsburg
Not all at once, only one after another
TheGhostOfMistaVaters
Almost as much as fish sticks
mpete1010
Spoken like a true five guys lover
HoganScienceFair
Do you like Subway?
ThatWeirdFriendEveryoneHas
Hell yeah! My boyfriend and I like gettinv#g five guys in our mouths together sometimes
GDPIntrud3r
bet he likes fishsticks too
OverzealousDude
I have enjoyed five guys in my mouth on many occasions.
AxelF1988
Slut
ooteriot
This joke gets old fast. Anyone who has one in their town knows. BTW all you can eat peanuts there too helps prolong the agony of bad puns.
ThatWeirdFriendEveryoneHas
You don't like 5 guys in your mouth, but you'll stuff yourself full of nuts. I see how it is
AliBarber
So you don't like 5 guys in your mouth then? What are you, a prude?
ooteriot
As much as I eat there I have over 100 guys came through my anus a year. I have 5 within 10 miles of me. As the reason I have diabetes
robogeek78
If we are going with that reasoning. I have eaten there 5days a week for over 9 months so 4*9*5*5=900 guys in my mouth
WHATILEARNEDINBOATINGSCHOOLIS
noderoom
Congratulations, you made a joke that no one in the history of this restaurant has ever made.
FernandoRumdebum
Wow you're incredibly punchable
noderoom
Not really. I sometimes go weeks without seeing someone taller than me. But whatevs
theeggmanANDthewalrus
Are we still doing phrasing?
NovaMakesMemes
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PaulNolan
As of today yes, yes I do!!
HEXADECIMAL
American fast food business is successful bc the food tastes good, and also they put in physically addictive additives, but Mostly taste!
fantasticalunicorn
Dublin?
PresidentJohnFKennedy
Just like my fucking ex-wife, KAREN YOU SLUT.
marijuaney
OP is a faggot.
DrunkSnowWhite
How do you fit them all in at the same time???
MesserAuditore
Like all at once or...?
JumpTheCheeseburger
In a row?
HazeHale
In a train
Beepity
Well, you are the OP, so...
kikehungry
Ha! You're a gay fish!
JohnnieIII
Dude if you ever come to Seattle you'd better go put dicks in your mouth a whole bunch of dicks (lookup dicks Burgers)
MakeLikeAtreeNfkoff
I heard dicks pizza is good too , but I honestly couldn't say.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Dicks is amazing, especially after bar hopping in cap hill
JohnnieIII
Especially after walking there
JohnnieIII
For sure late evening buzzed dicks is even better
kkus
dicks is good any time of the day... I could go for some right now