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Feb 21, 2020 2:24 AM
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Doober12082
I have a buddy that smiles like that, no expression from his eyes unless he's laughing...
kt1982mt
gregws
Drunk too much coffee
DoctorMikeska
A baby that dark has two black parents and is thus adopted. Or kidnapped.
jesusisherelookbusy
Betterbecauseofthem
I'm pretty sure that the chocolate lab is responsible
loufaulk2
Look at the look on the dogs face even he knows it's not that guys baby wow that's fucked up lol
Munchman347
There's dark skinned people w/Caucasian ancestry and light skinned people w/ (recent) African ancestry. Adoptions also cross 'barriers'...
randolphwebb19583
They were sunbathing at conception
thisisjustadrill
I think the dog's the dad...
ProbablyDrunkAgain
30minutehotdog
He looks like he already knows and he's embarrassed
Twisted9Demented
How do you know
H4ilHydra
LastWishTonight
Oh, snap!
Cuteloudhappy1
Hahahahahahaha
myr14d
That's the smile of a man that doesn't need to ask questions because he already knows.
sedyana
nasty
TupacAintDead
“I’m 1/16th black on my mom’s side.” - wife probably
Cuteloudhappy1
Hahahahahahahaha
cartar929
YATZl
Lol when you are scrolling through front page and find ur own post
thewiggins
loser9999
Dogs the dad
joelimkim
“What shall we name this lil princess?”
DigitalWaffle
Never gets old
stupidfstick
Never.
DarkSock
Anti-vaxxers...?
BenignAmbience
Jokes aside, that baby is ADORABLE! Congrats to the (obviously) adoptive parents!
doesntmatter
This post is like 10 years old
BenignAmbience
Doesn’t matter.
BenignAmbience
Just trying to make a joke about your username :p No offense intended.
Whooooshhh
Your mom is five years old
Mavgurian
Can't be ... it says 5 hrs ago right up there?!
Ydafuqitmattertho
IchiNiisan
Something similar happened here in germany.....true story....so here goes:
IchiNiisan
a all white couple got a baby but it was black so the father was kind of upset about it and accused the woman of cheating on him.....
IchiNiisan
but the woman didn't and made this and that she only slept with her husband during the fertile time believable in court. So how then? ....
IchiNiisan
actually the husband was with a prostitute this day, slept with her unprotected and afterwards with his wife....
IchiNiisan
and the prostitute had a black costumer before him. The end xD
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
Is that true? That doesn't seem like it's true. Is it true though?
OTZ8
It's the dogg's
IamfunatpartiesIknow
Couldn't the baby just be adopted?
orbat
No no, woman cheat because woman bad, haha! Upvotes to the left
CubicZ22
macpall
Geez I hope the baby was adopted and he’s not really that big of an idiot
Cosmicblunder
Dave was adopted...
Welltron3030
you'd have to be a certain kind of special...
badwolf415
Hes color blind
ConsumerAffairs
Irene - wifes name probably
Junktrunkjunkie
AntonioAdorno
Classmate of mine who had feelings for this one girl who got pregnant and dumped offered to be the father to help support her.Their families
AntonioAdorno
were on board with what he was doing. Sadly it was a stillborn. Later he offers to give her a new child, they get married, & had a girl
AntonioAdorno
They switched on and off doing night classes to finish their high school & college education. Their daughter just turned six and they are
AntonioAdorno
still happily married from last I checked. It really helped that their parents were there to help them through those hard years.
Mobias
That's a nice story thanks
SupMelloMike
The baby was adopted.
ConsumerAffairs
leothegambler
Okay ima make a sauce request on the sauce of your sauce requesting gif.
TakenCourier
TA2019
Calmdownson,it'sjustadrawing.jpg
TheRevolverOcelot
Source.
guyanesebro420
Echo18
Of the baby? Probably an adoption agency.
TheRevolverOcelot
Maybe by him.
GooseBasilias
He would still be an idiot in that scenario.
CuntStain
How so? Genuinely interested in seeing how adopting a child in need makes him an idiot.
TheRevolverOcelot
source
orangeisthenewbasic
I think the poster above u is in fact the true cunt stain
Redbulloth
She is. I know the guy. He's goofy but not an idiot
AdamSavagesLeftTesticle
Oh ya? Well if you know him then what street did he grow up on? Or whats his mothers maiden name? First car???
Medic271
High school mascot or maybe the last 4 of the number you are never spose to let people know but use for almost all important forms.
AfatCatnamedHiggins
A coworker told me you can get the first 5 if you pay for some sort of background check thing.idk if legit though, really sketch if true.
TriangleHeart
Probably true. Prior to 2011, the first three numbers come from where the SSN was assigned. SSNs are now randomized for more security.
Mavgurian
This sounds a bit phishy ...
AdamSavagesLeftTesticle
Well if i get caught i had nothing to do with it. I'm just gonna say that right now