TheSquareRootOfPandaPawsIceCream
253418
6130
238
1
2
3
4
Welcome to FIJ, where all the real accounts are bots, all the bots are me, and I am CHIPPER GAINES
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
Source: https://www.instagram.com/unusualfactspage/
bgiles626
#1 "coooollldddd"
AjitPai
I am a piece of human garbage.
LonelyBrannigan
#15 you just missed the Special Beam Cannon, don't lie!
tdhacker821
The Alaskan Gulf one is BS. The water is ocean and glacial water. Them meet take a bit of time to mix due to salinity and temp difference.
NotSoAngryGuy
#9 That is fucking metal
YouMeAndJP
#4 Is also true for -40F
UsernameTheMusical
ITT: People who don't know the difference between Galaxy and Universe, jfc.
caitlyn3strada
8 is fake it was proven as make up.
BananaAddedForScale
#4 The British hate him!
DaveTheMurderingHippo
But these aren't facts... just random images and descriptions of said images. Not that they are bad but yea. Totally not facts.
TheSquareRootOfPandaPawsIceCream
I agree with you, I just felt the need to credit the source. Even if the name of the source was misleading.
exlurker42
The title does specify that it's just images from that page. Presumably on the page there are facts to accompany them...
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Noting the text on the images itself I'd assume otherwise. Could be though. It remains to be seen.
DeputyFife
#5 Speed limit signs aren't stamped, it's electro-printing. How could the ice have a perfect formation around what's written on the sign?
vulturedoors
Yup those signs are smooth.
GoochoLibre
Some older ones are just vinyl decals or something, aren't they?
ToastedFreak
http://imgur.com/hlUkLVX
ZLKdrummer
#14 Special Beam Cannon
KillMaster749
sum bitch stole my comment
trapinch
HELL YEAAHHH! Came looking for this. http://imgur.com/DaRKg8Y
ZLKdrummer
Lol whoops. Meant #15
Maaaaaaate
Consider the snot coming out of its nose in #14... still a special beam cannon.
YouCanCallMeWilliam
"there are more nerve connection in your brain then stars in the galaxy" .... Bullshit
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
No that one is legit. For comparison, there are more possible orders to a deck of playing cards than atoms in the observable universe.
Darrions
You know what's fun about cats ? They have the same thing on their tongue and on their cocks
Magicflutefreddie
I was going to ask how you know this, but never mind, I don't want to know
TheOneWhoSucks
Yes, the ice sliding off the speed limit sign is a cool photoshop, isn't it? Oops, I meant "unusualfact," not "photoshop."
vulturedoors
Yeah the numbers wouldn't show up on the ice coat. The signs are perfectly smooth.
Picobit04
But doesn't the color black attract more light - and so heat, making the ice thinner there? Maybe that's too farfetched...
Skande
That's what I thought. Or maybe different material holding heat in the black. I've seen that happen here during ice storms.
johnson21
An ad for a Tumblr/instagram of freebooted images? Pass.
QuazMasta
#17 huh, so the Mercator projection really is pretty good
MoonMoan
#17 is fake. Sauce: flat earther /s
shuttlecockinakumquat
Most of these are bullshit
spaciings
#8
Anotherunsuspectingvictim
"The galaxy" which one? I could say I have more iron in me than the planet.
Taishosama
agreed
Mithi
100-400x10^9 stars in the Milky Way, 150x10^12 synapses, so yeah, a little bit more. Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milky_Way [1]
wavefarm
3 magnitudes is A LOT more
Mithi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_by_number_of_neurons [2]
Heroasteral
Well... Fuck...
phunkshun
This is why the house mouse is such a crafty fucker. I mean..
KuraiChikara
No ones gonna mention #15 being a special beam cannon?
einschlag27
#9 is fake....it's a zombie makeup http://gorkafx.deviantart.com/art/Prothesic-makeup-7-11955204
XXXassclown
Looks like the giraffe sneezed so hard it lost some spots.
happyishturtle
30 ass clowns?
XXXassclown
Pornografficassclown.
knappanator
#14 special beat cannon
knappanator
Beam**
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
Beat is cooler
MrSmilingDeath
TIL giraffes = special attacks in anime
temobuttdive
I'm no scientist but #8 and #9 are completely not true
HappyBeach
Key word seems to be "in the Galaxy", in the universe it probably easily out numbers synapses
dootmcdooty
I've just learned that it's common for people with (at best) partial knowledge of subject to claim they're undisputed experts.
temobuttdive
Cant say much for #8, but I'm actually a makeup artist and #9, not only looks like FX makeup, but its been proven so. Also there's >
temobuttdive
Images of what a lightening strike actually looks like
sigs
Come on, there are a butt-ton of connections in the brain. Each neural cell can have like hundreds or whatever
temobuttdive
Yeah but is it really more than the number of stars in the galaxy? Doesn't seem right to me
[deleted]
[deleted]
UsernameTheMusical
We'd have to wrongly estimate by orders of magnitude to exceed the 100 trillion synapses in our brains.
drazandclash
#15 https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/8/85/PiccoloSpecialBeamCannonK.png
BrigidtheMechLady
Nah, that's a PPC blast.
IAmCodyProbably
Demonic Piercing Light Murder Gun
jsnforce
First thing I thought when I saw it.
OstravaOfBoletaria
First thing I thought about when I saw that.
Jenvas
It drills, that's what makes it special.
nightshonor
Makonkapotamus!
Willybum84
Just started watching Dragon Ball Super and love it. GT was a bit babar but its back to its old self.
AlexStylin
I've been watching DBS too and loving it. I like how the non-Saiyan characters are actually relevant now.
dragonraven13
DBS gets really awesome during a certain powerful tournament later on.
Willybum84
Ive seen one but have yet to see the other coming up. Binge watched it for 12 hours the other day. One of the best days of my life.
NOTAPANDATOTALLYAPANDA
Thank you for saving me the trouble
drazandclash
No problem! It's almost too perfect.
ahokusa
Makankousappou!!
AnEvilLemon
THAT ONE!
YamatoIouko
"So that's how it's pronounced."
Veckzis
Makankskopapa
NauticalPhoenix
Makanglapandou
MisplacedPreposition
NAIL GUN
Assgaurdian
"So that's how it's pronounced"
AnEvilLemon
MA-KANK-SKOPA-CANNON!!!
iamthegrayone
greatgoatman
A giraffe tried to eat my dad's hat at the Detroit Zoo. We've got a Polaroid of him wresting it back. Surprising how close they can get.
VirtualChessLessons
Two years ago this giraffe tried to steal my gf:
greatgoatman
What do you mean, 'tried'? She turned that down? Damn, it might be true love.
VirtualChessLessons
:P
ANursierNurse
I got sneezed on by a giraffe too. Louisville zoo last summer. It was an absolute shower of disgustingness.
Totsmacgee
You know you can't just say things like that and not show us.
CreamDogg420
.
tzendere
iamthegrayone is full of shit dot: .
SDhn2a
My first reminder dot: .
tremonti
.
supercoolfresh
.
TheGingestOfMinges
.
JARKB
.
PhysicsFighter
.
iamthegrayone
I have no idea how to get that vid from my computer to this thread. I’m normally a mobile user.
Thisworldisgoingdownhill
.
GayPeacock
#9 Not all lightning scars look like that. My husband was hit and his only scar is a permanent streak of white in his hair.
gleely
is this a reference to something involving homosexual fowl?
GayPeacock
Everything I do is a reference to homosexual fowl.
AltHorrorPunk
A girl in my hometown claimed to be struck by lightning and not feel it. She also said that she didn't need her glasses afterwards.
GayPeacock
Pretty sure she'd have felt it? But who knows?
lionbear00
Isn't that from the movie "the great outdoors"?
GayPeacock
The image? No idea.
ScaredSpitless
Huh...and here I thought the bride of Frankenstein was laughably absurd
GayPeacock
LOL nope, it won't grow any color. I've shaved his head before, streak always grows.
ColdToiletWaterSplash
Pretty sure that's makeup
GayPeacock
Hell if I know.
vulturedoors
Looks like bruising from a backplate in a motorcycle accident.
GeauxGhoti
Are you sure he wasn't having Magneto's powers temporarily transferred to him so he could power a mutation machine?
Gsilva546
lol
GayPeacock
If that was the case, I'm pretty sure I'd be dead. No one can touch Rogue. I've touched my man plenty ;)
Gsilva546
lol
Theguybehindthecurtain
#2 is false. https://www.adn.com/science/article/mythbusting-place-where-two-oceans-meet-gulf-alaska/2013/02/05/
PhunsukhWangdu
Doesn't a similar thing happen with the Atlantic and Indian Oceans?
DresdenPedalTimpani
You can go to Alaskan glaciers and see the glacier water separate from the salt water. Not as intense, though
OneShucklak
Still a neat read!
centaurtaur
Still looks nice.
NoSkellingtons
It's Dyrhólaey in Iceland.
bronypokey6918
is still cool that they,everyonce in a while, dont mix. or at least take a long time to mix soooooooo
numberonespongebebfan
Something similar happens at the southern most tip of India. I don't remember if the seas are different colours but the sand is 3 colours /1
fleacollerindustry
In Korea there is something similar, where two rivers meet, and thus their waters don't mingle right away.
numberonespongebebfan
Where the Bay of Bengal, the Indian Ocean and the Arabian Ocean meet /2
BananaAddedForScale
In short: not seas, but a place where 'sediment-laden' water from glacial rivers meets seawater.
MissaMac
Also of course it mixes..its water with different solutes not water and oil
OfficialJoeBiden
Thanks, I was annoyed when it seemed like they were about to give a direct answer, then started talking about a study.
swenglishperson
most of these are bullshit and shops
PleasantPeasantPheasant
#9 is body paint.
IAmTheBadW01f
Seriously.... #17 would have to be a peculiar map projection and a perfect spherical watet drop to end up with such a perfect "globe"
IAmTheBadW01f
Now I kinda want to reverse-engineer a map projection that shows up as a globe when refracted through a small sphere ofv water....
sigs
It IS a peculiar map projection when you look at the background
djbrazzy
Iirc that ones legit. It was a result of a photographer setting up a specific rig to achieve the effect.
djbrazzy
Yea, just googled and it was taken by Markus Reugels who sets up the photos.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
#4 I don't even know what it's like to be that cold. The coldest I've been in is -5F. After that it just feels like pain, right?
Janusha
I was out walking in -40 on a trip to Canada. My camera stopped working and I lost the feelings in 3 fingers for over a week.
bingotown
It's pretty neat for the first thirty seconds or so.
ThePodd
Without any wind, for me at least, -5F feels no different than -30F.
ChickenTacquitos
I work in the frozen dept of my shop rite. We gotta be in a -30°F freezer for up to an hour straight sometimes. Hands numb within 30 min.
Thecogwheel
At -40, spit goes "clunk" not "splat"
IsDisassembled
Toronto two Februaries ago had a -26C day (-39C with windchill). The water pipes in my bathroom froze. I worked from home to avoid going out
ForeverSinceBreakfast
Lived in South Dakota for a while, coldest I got to was -35F before wind chill. Truthfully, below -10F or so it all sucks just as hard.
iAmScaredOfTheUnknown
I live in California, anything below 35F is frozen death
Santooth
Mostly numbness unless you expose a previously unexposed area. Beyond that, weakness and irritation around the nose. Ears tend to hurt too.
vulturedoors
At -40 your blood starts to freeze near the skin surface if you're not properly bundled up. It's dangerous to be outside.
Lexielle1
From Canada: other than that first breath you take outside that hurts, it's fine.
gleely
-60C, SK. Working outside. Wasn't fun.
weldr67
It was -17 C in my bedroom one January. Outside it was -55 C. I believe that was 1989
superkingthebestoneofthethree
I live in CA. I went to lake Tahoe once, one morning it was 19 degrees. I was in swimming trunks and a tshirt. I wear that year-round.
superkingthebestoneofthethree
I never used to get cold, or at least, had a very high tolerance. 10-15 years later and I start feeling chilly in the low 40's
newsguycraigevans
The pain isn't so bad, it's the numbness. You just feel numb everywhere. When you go back in and start to thaw that's when the pain comes
efemral
Well just stay outside then, duh! (I'm from Australia, I have no idea what you're talking about.)
Sailboatt
Not if the wind is blowing... That shit feels like thousands of daggers stabbing any uncovered part of your body
dasklaus
Yes! My mother told me you get used to the cold and I could try building a snow man without gloves. Hurt like hell coming back inside. 1/2
dasklaus
I'm still angry at her twenty-two years later. 2/2
PhiIIipJFry
I get infuriatingly itchy after that and for me it's worse.
noblespaceplatypus
I once made the mistake of running my cold fingers under hot water after being outside in -23...that was a mistake
newsguycraigevans
I can remember doing that when I was a kid. I thought I was very clever. How wrong I was.
dj505
Man, the ears hurt the worst after the numbing is over
noblespaceplatypus
your cheeks burn, if you're running it hurts to breathe, and you have 15 minutes to get inside before your skin freezes
notaballoon
At that point you do a great deal to make sure you yourself never get close to the ambient temp
Arimakura
Been there. -20 nostril hairs froze dont touch eyebrows. -40 oil car froze -69 lol》
sigs
Oil shouldn't freeze; of course you add anti-freeze agent to gasoline. Available at gas stations everywhere where it gets cold occasionally.
EEgirl
Oil does become more viscous though, and it can be viscous enough to jam the engine and keep it from starting/drain the battery
Arimakura
2》-69 u dont go outside breathing is death lung hairs freeze.
fujnky
"lung hairs"
hotpotato666
It got up to - 52°c with windchill in Edmonton Canada one year... your skin freezes as soon as it touches the air. Eyelashes become crystal
EdwardStarsmith
I experienced -20F for about 10 min, if that. Moisture from my breath froze in my beard. I looked like Nicholson at the end of The Shining.
WhiteKnight623
It's -40° F as well. I've gotten that with wind after the sun sets in Wisconsin. You don't feel pain bc you can't feel anything.
MyDadSaidICouldSellThePoopTube
Haha 2edgy4me
SpacemanSpiff116
He's not being edgy homie, it gets so cold here in WI your limbs/exposed skin goes numb
MyDadSaidICouldSellThePoopTube
I was trying to be a joker. It failed bad.
SpacemanSpiff116
We've all done it! Sorry about your downvotes!
InertiaCreeps
been in North wisconsin on a snowmobile in -14 degrees with strong wind gusts. Its just deep numbing pain if you expose any skin
undercovercuntbitch
Hey WI, school canceled for a week because it was -40
OGPancakewasd
Wisconsin winters are fun in only the part that you put on so many layers it feels like you're suit up for battle.
salaciousbcrumby
Minus 40 is the temp Celsius and the Fahrenheit are the same
WhiteKnight623
That's what I was trying to say sorry if it was unclear
salaciousbcrumby
You said it right I read it wrong
Babbadook
Fairbanks Alaska here, we got -55°F last year and I ran out to my truck without a hat and got brainfreeze 1/2
Babbadook
2/2 But you're right, after -30°F it just feels cold. Our ability to differentiate temp that cold is impossible
Babbadook
And yes we still have to work at -50/-60
monsiuerdownvotes
-40F (coldest I've experienced stationted in North Dakota) isn't bad unless there is even the slightest of breezes...
GingerParade
The cold hurts your eyeballs here in North Dakota :(
JARKB
I live in Florida. 60 degrees is freezing.
SnookerSylph
60 degrees is heaven for me. Maybe 65 if im at work at night. But really anything above 50 with low humidity is fine by me
imnotdone
-30 in St. Petersburg with stout breeze off the Bay of Finland and I thought my eyeballs would freeze, pop out, and roll down the sidewalk.
sigs
Hah, dress warm, you'll be ok. Proper cold is better than damp 0°C
blorpsorp
I got hypothermia once, never felt better.. then my lieutenant yanked me up from the ground and made me run until i felt cold again..
sigs
How was it arranged? Cold bath? I hear you can get hypothermia if you're wearing too much in a sleeping bag. That's not a thing to play with
blorpsorp
It was After swimming in the barents sea, I was going to put on my clothes but then i suddenly felt really warm and cozy, naked in - 30c
vulturedoors
Yeah that feeling means your shivering mechanism is no longer working and you're starting to die.
meerple
Yep, best way to die.
suedecouch
That temp makes your bones feel frozen and takes your breath away. Snow is crunchy and squeaky. Your ears and toes feel like rocks.
cheeseballsanonymous
Are you an author?
suedecouch
I'm not but I enjoy writing
sigs
Bah, you can breathe through scarf if it's an issue; your toes will be fine if you're not wearing sneakers. Wear according to the weather!
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Ugh. No. I'll pass. I'm in St. Louis, MO. The lowest it got this past winter was like 15f.
NotHardly
I lived in Fairbanks for 4 years ... pain does not even begin to describe it ... no thinking possible at that temperature.
Raithlyn
And yet they put the university there...
Davidtakethatoutofyourmouthrightnowyoungman
It's so they can do all the cold weather science! And also have their own herd of caribou.
NotHardly
Of course. It has an absolutely marvelous program of oceanic and cold weather science. Really superb.
Raithlyn
And their own herd of hockey players.
NotHardly
I watched all the games except a few. Great plays, a really great sport ... superior entertainment on those long cold weather nights.
Totsmacgee
If you attempt to snarf back any stray snot drippings, you're nose will seal shut.
restlesslilou
Jesus christ the snot and you can't breath through your nose. It sucks so bad.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
That's honestly terrifying.
Totsmacgee
You're breath will make ice crystals form on your eyelashes as well. Good times.
suedecouch
I've spit in -40 and it froze in a ball by the time it hit the ground.
suedecouch
+1 for snarf btw
Totsmacgee
I dribbled coffee down my chin and luckily it froze by the time it hit my coat. Spitting is pretty amusing when it's freezing.
sigs
Uh... not it doesn't
sigs
Hah, googled -40 fahrenheit in celsius just in case you were using silly units. Turns out they're the same (says google)
reallynotalex
That's where the scales cross
QuazMasta
-40/-40, the temperature at which normal carbon-steel becomes brittle like a graham cracker.
sigs
Nope :D
QuazMasta
http://www.iaea.org/inis/collection/NCLCollectionStore/_Public/40/106/40106396.pdf page 5. There's a large transition zone from -60 to -20C>
QuazMasta
>but the inflection point is around -40. Yes, my graham cracker joke was excessive, but the data says DBTT is around -40, or warmer.
AnythingMuchShorter
As someone who's made huge mining machines that are rated to work in -40F, I would sure hope not. haha.
gleely
-40/-40, the temperature at which normal bus patrons all got up and clapped as I got a dude kicked off the bus for being racist.
QuazMasta
I would imagine you used a low temperature steel in that case.
AnythingMuchShorter
If you mean a steel with high enough impact toughness that it would still meet requirements after the drop due to cold, yes.
AnythingMuchShorter
But since mining machines have to be heavy to lift weight it isn't like jets, were not shaving ounces here.