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Dec 29, 2016 5:38 PM
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MisterSlippyFists
Was expecting "Cool hand Luke".
CookingWithCrack
+1 for right in those feels
thadynomite1
http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6638096.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Star-Wars-shower-head.jpg
BoozeOffenderOfReligion
pikakid24
Paladinsabre
HankHell2400
No no no, no. Sorry, but no, this is not a 'the feels' moment. That is a mentally unhinged burn victim carting around his son's rotting hand
nihilistdad
TIL Vader chopped off Luke's hand with a chainsaw.
Munchman347
Thank goodness they stopped before the bedtime scene...
coronalmassejection
Savage..
chunkblaster
Dunkbuster
azazyel
In the EU the Emperor kept the hand and it was eventually used to clone Luke.
theyar
Before or after Brexit?
LoudNProud93
Hand Solo?
SomeRandomDane
Story of my life
BelarusianPotatoFarmer
Cool Hand, Luke.
NeuromancingtheStoned
+1
theyar
anothergeniusthrowaway
Yoshikage Kira idolized darth vader.
SamMcKenzie
I was so close to making this comment it's not even funny
MewtwosMeerkat
I was hoping I would see this comment
TurtlUrtle
SHINING! JUSTICE!
TheRatPrince
Weedspagon
This isn't top comment!?
Dearslay
CanonGuy3000
Of course, in real life Luke's hand was recovered and used to produce the evil clone Luuke Skywalker.
MundaneFinality
your "real life" was a lie. Mere legends. Embrace the new canon. it is the only way.
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
This is Timothy Zahn material, heathen. He IS the canon.
spanielCraig
IN REAL LIFE!
CanonGuy3000
Canonically speaking.
semtex94
*Noncanonically
HypnoButler
Ex-canonically?
Pandamanianman
This is what the movie after episode 8 comes out is gonna be
Exactually
razmann
or is it that Vader secretly used the hand to create a clone of luke, who is also trained in the force as a sith?
Pandamanianman
Oh SHIT
BahamutBBob
I feel like this was an actual Star Wars book, but it wasn't Vader who did the cloning.
UserMCP
Wasn't it Joruus C'baoth who did that?
mac821
Low-key a cool plotline
razmann
maybe it will be revealed that's who supreme leader Snoke is
TheOneGuyWithAReallyLongUsernameThatSeemsToJustGoOnAndOn
Reminds me of the force unleashed 2 plot
imnotthedoctor
"Plot"
Drarra
That.. would make a fascinating plot.. But they apparently cannot restore biological limbs at all, for whatever reason in Star Wars.
fistermatic5000
Regular Luke vs dark Luke. Epic battle
imnotthedoctor
Oh for god's sake in the EU Palpatine was resurrected like 5 fucking times. I'm not mad at you just GL's 'convenient plots". Love Disney tho
Drarra
Well, I rather based my thought on why they didn't ever restore Vader's full body? Especially as it's said the force is based on flesh...
imnotthedoctor
It was probably, but remember her turned at the last moment in RotJ, becoming a force ghost. Midi-chlorians and whatnot hard to replicate
liesuponlies
At least he didn't use it to masturbate with
Sanguiluna
Or create an evil clone of his son.
IsThisFunnyOrIsItJustMe
Glad I'm not the only one who thought about masturbating with the severed hand.
thelittleupvotethatcould
*scene from robot chicken star wars*
dontcallmeplath
(not pictured)
Paladinsabre
KaesarCreator
AliBarber
How do you know?
DarkCrawler901
Technically it's more like necrophilia
DarkCrawler901
on the other hand Luke is alive so maybe its also sexual assault
liesuponlies
If it was on the other hand it would be sexual assault!
Tassyr
Does he even still have the... ah... equipment? Dude did almost get dipped in lava.
fistermatic5000
It might have burned off, but he only lost his legs. Mid thigh on the worst one.
Somanyquestions
Mechanic piston-penis for more efficient loving.
averycharmingcretin
He could bumhole it
ThisIsALovelyRoomOfDeath
I both love and hate bumhole being used as a verb here.
fistermatic5000
Does he still have sphincter control? I know it doesn't matter in this situation. Just wondering.
averycharmingcretin
Jesus could you imagine the stench if he didn't. Maybe he can't choke people instead they're just retching on his Darth dumps
fistermatic5000
Yeah. He did have to get cleaned and his skin debrided on a pretty regular basis. I just hoped they had robots for that job.