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Needs two large people in Rascal scooters fighting over the last pack of thick cut bacon in the background.
Apr 3, 2017 1:47 AM
GitRightStik
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Needs two large people in Rascal scooters fighting over the last pack of thick cut bacon in the background.
Veggisaurus
Would this be against the law without consent from Coke brand?
yusenye
nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
HauntedSpit
The firearms are probably just out of view.
ingloriousimgurist
obedienceispatriotism
Hey man thick cut bacon is where it's at
Takaim
BECOME AS GODS
HeyMyCat
As a Christian, I am not okay with this.
TCGView
I don't even drink Dr. Pepper and I know Southern folk would not give it up for Mr. Pibb.
redneckdownunder
It's missing the yankees complaining about everything.
MrArthurRadley
Pop Golgotha.
astromoondoggie
There's no way those are going to burn well.
Chrispybobispy
Holy diabetes batman!
ShowertimeAdderallAGlassofWhiskeyAndDieseljeans
But, they're not even on fire yet?
Bagheera13
PhotographyRapt0r
Pibb died for our sins
TallowsRevenge
I wonder about the hate for Pibb but then remember Dr. Pepper is three only light in the hell of Pepsi locations
hu3vos
yenagrrl
Too... Accurate.
rchecka
This is why the bible belt is elastic.
DavidFalconer
cuddlesdotgif
Why do I only have one upvote to give?
Somethingswrongintheneighbourhood
If only this picture had sweet tea in it as well
bronusswagner
Mount Calorie
catlord9
I salute you. God bless America.
mistersaIvage
*tuba playing Star Spangled Banner*
nonamejanie
I am from Mississippi and not only does this picture not surprise me, but if you don't have Dr. Pepper you drink Coke.
TheTinmen
Yeah...the only difference in the North and South are dialects and food really. Other than that, nothing's really different.
jonrichard
Well, the North does hold the head-to-head tie-breaker.
GitRightStik
I remember the final score to that one too. It was North:2 South:1 and 3/5.
nonamejanie
I am from Mississippi and not only does this picture not surprise me, but if you don't have Dr. Pepper you drink Coke.
themuttonisniceandlean
But how are the cross beams of the crosses staying there?
MaxPower562
God wills it!
Primotimewaster
Looks like a bar going thru the boxes.
alexe91
The power of Jesus.
nohman64
The power of Christ compels you bitch
tcsv23
My guess is that they are empty and glued/ taped/ whatever together. Or a couple of angels have the really shitty job of holding them up.
HauntedSpit
Former merchandiser here; Most of the boxes used for these displays are empty. Some outer ones are partial or full, for shelf stocking.
Godshackysack
The store i worked at cashiers had to tape them together. Then the merchandiser built it
HauntedSpit
Nice! That's a lucky merchandiser.
themuttonisniceandlean
That's what I was thinking..the empty taped thing...not the angels thing.
tcsv23
Both are reasonable.
NinebyEighteen
Uh... Mr Pibb is not the south... We will not accept any substitute for Dr Pepper.
Pageloveslink
Aww hellz ya! Came to the comments to say exactly that.
slaaneshBuiltMyJetbike
It's super popular in Mississippi, and I would definitely not be surprised if this picture was taken there.
Jbelkin
That's why they used that for the cross - will stay up while everything else gets sold.
bigassballs1
Uhh...I think you mean Cheerwine.
TheWhiffKing
I never saw Mr. Pibb until I was in the south. Shit's gross though, Doc takes the cake.
thelorax12b
Damn straight.
rezexelon
Goddamn right
dbs2902
Or Sundrop that shit big here in NC
shiny0metal0ass
Should be cheerwine.
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breakfastburner
Inaccurate. Phoenix has Mr Pibb.
SpikeCanKickLestatsAss
I have NEVER seen Pibb in Arkansas.
Zombeavers
At least my state has it's shit together
mmmhotlettuce
Washington state is all Dr Pepper. This map is whack.
iPretend
I was gonna say Pibb is alive and well in Florida though Dr. Pepper out performs everywhere
Imgoingbacktobednow
No way that's true. Here in Texas it's Dr. Pepper or nothing!
pineapplepuppy
When I lived in West Texas im my early teen years, I was introduced to Mr. Pibb at the school vending machines. That and Big Red.
iAppdata
with a big bacon burger from Whataburger.
Pageloveslink
Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwich - all of that from predictive text FTW!
Nuanra
Depends on where in the south. The closer you get to Atlanta it's all coke products. We call soda coke, it confuses the yankees.
ponypulse
I miss the good ole days when everyone served Dr.P over Mr.P, but most places with the freestyle machines have pepper now.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Kiwi here in US, I ordered some lemonade and shocked to find out it's not fizzy, and apparently fizzy lemonades are all called sprites???!?!
Nuanra
There are some brands, like Brisk, that have a sparkling lemonade! If you call sprite lemonade I can see where it's confusing.
ImperialSecurityBureauAgentShab
Lemon-lime soda is not lemonade. Sugar+water+lemon juice= lemonade. Was disappoint when ordering lemonade overseas, did not expect Sprite.
ACrowbarEnthusiast
Is it just Middle Earth that says it like this or are there more
RoboticTurtle
Sprite is a specific brand of lemon-lime soda owned by the Coca-Cola company. Lemonade here is lemons, water, sugar, cold, and amazing.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Weird, a few of my American co-workers say every fizzy lemonade is called sprite (not necessarily the one by coke)
RoboticTurtle
We have a tendency to identify a type of beverage by it's most common brand. It's easier to say "Sprite" than "Lemon-lime soda".
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terithian
But... if you call all pop "coke" then what do you get when you order a coke?
rickim24
Do you wanna know how I know your from the PNW?
terithian
Because "pop" of course! The only true word!
ponypulse
ATL native here. We call everything Coke when we will be getting our own. Out of the fridge, the fountain at fast food, buying at the store1
ponypulse
If it's a sit down restaurant or someone else is getting you something of course you refer to it's actual name. You would never order a pop2