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BabyCorn12
Video games and my life
Icommentandpostmypets
Then you start bumping into the side of the path to see if there is a secret path.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
There's a 5 foot tree in your way, better get your 8 inch armless mole to cut it down for you.
GinjerbreadMan
This is fantastic! +1 for accuracy
illistan
flying mounts you dumbasses
littlegoblin
Guess I'll just die
ToyotaCelica
Video games think the same way us video gamers do
phantomnerifes
bethesda experience says otherwise.
ensensu
You need the hatchet from your room to proceed.
exactmat
Well, the path IS blocked...
IamNOTaGAYfish
Lol ty
HeyListenHereFucko
You're technically correct, the best kind of correct
bemboCommunityBaroness
True
Trigonix
No, the path is logged...
HeirElfSquire
I'm on the west bank, I'm on the east bank
ruint
*uses HM01*
jamiekiller1
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN- *You have no pokemon who can learn Cut.*
ArtOzz
Yeah, small bush blocking the path? Pff, you need a normal type dummy. Go find a rat.
BloodyGarbage
Mother 3 handled this the best. https://archive-media-1.nyafuu.org/vp/image/1469/92/1469928592061.png
FenrirJormungandrHel
Hopefully it doesn't get dark...this is Grue country.
IIIHalezIII
"stay a while and listen.."
tracereading
INSURMOUNTABLE WAIST HIGH FENCE
aegis27
Worst one I've seen is in DS2. You have to defeat 14 bosses to gain access to the shrine of winter to circumvent a small collapsed arch.
MoxRavager
The pile of rubble in Dark Souls 2 by the Shrine of Winter was the worst offender.
Gremlynn4023
Evoland does a good job at poking fun of this with its 2D/3D transitions.
iPretend
Fucking legend of the dragoon. FORD THE RIVER DART, is barely 12 pixels wide!
ka0t1k01
they also be like "since youre the protagonist you can take multiple lethal blows/heal yourself with shit that is readily available to all"
Rukanth
Medicated health potion - Heals 10 hp. Lemonade from a vending machine - 100 hp, 50 cheese wheels - Oh DEAR GOD WHY!
StrangerDangerButGiveMeTwixPls
well irl when hiking finding a huge stick like that blocking a path means you're going the wrong way.
FadingNewDawn
Chickenbuttholeremover
For 4.99, you can buy a 3-hour stat boost to help you level up enough to beat this twigboss!
Rukanth
Now with a bonus DLC ultimate Value Pro Starter edition, for only 249.99$, the ultimate value with a 300 hour stat boost, 50% off!
JNied
Nice try, EA; Changing your name to Chicken Butthole Remover won't fool us!
Chickenbuttholeremover
It might! For 2.99 a month, you can receive limited edition chicken buttholes delivered right to your door!
JNied
Go on..
Thegodsofimgur
I can harness the power of lightning and the earthly elements, but I can't hurdle a fucking two foot box
maxfederle891
I am Commander Shepherd, savior of the galaxy, and I can't step off of this freaking ledge!
thebridgejumper
No shit, right. Like, I have a sword that can slice the heads off 10 men, but can do fuck all against a chain fence
Ojkillsdrinkapplejuiceinstead
...I mean necks, hell even bones, are much softer and easier to chop than steel.
Thegodsofimgur
And god help me if I encounter a story-important NPC
Rukanth
And god help you, if you get caught pickpocketing a basket in front of the chickens.
Leithoa
"Now go find the chieftan to get the god killing sword" *walks into vaguely familiar bandit camp littered w/ bodies* oooops *opens console*
imasterbatetoearlobes
NeatoBuilds
Did you hear the story of evil Preston when the guy was playing the game on one life
NeatoBuilds
https://kotaku.com/the-fallout-4-survival-permadeath-run-that-turned-prest-1776289180