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Traces of a monk who prayed 20 years at the same place
Lighted fire bird on a background of smoke
The iris of the human eye at close range
Pond frozen whimsical geometric shapes
Ultraviolet Sun picture
Fury thunderstorms in one photo
Turtle riding on the jellyfish
Well Torah in Oregon It is called the gateway to the underworld
Opal inside which occurs if the dawn
Orion Nebula
Temple in Kyoto Japan After snowfall
It looks like an eclipse from space
Extreme kayaking in lava Hawaii
The shadows that cast clouds on Earth
Fukang meteorite - a precious gift of the universe He was already 45 billion years old
Hyperion - the tallest tree in the world His height - 1156 meters and the estimated age - about 800 years
NighHoon
The tree one- 1156 meters? That's 3500 feet. You're telling me this tree is 3x the Eiffel Tower?
happenedtomeonce
All your base are belong to us
Blamblam101
"at close range"
probationaryperiod
Whimsical.
BubblesSayingDecent
That eclipse from space is terrifying
Sheari
I don't know which is more beautiful, the pictures or the captions xD
youarethesumofyourcontradictions
The captions make this post
zstrilla
Your comment does not contradict reality.
greentinroof
Whimsical ducks.
DTownFunkyStuff
Check out that Fukang meteorite bruh!!
LoudRacistDickFuck
Engrish intensifies
drasparagus
45 billion years old??? Dr. Evil, that amount of time doesn't exist in 2017.
BubblesSayingDecent
RabbiKirschbaum
That tree is 115 meters tall, not 1156. Get your shit together, Tyrone!
whereigotogetdownvotes
Exactly where is this tree located?
TimidWallflower
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Where+is+the+Hyperion+tree+located%3F
thymebomb
Opal inside which occurs if the dawn
thymebomb
Also, "The shadows that cast clouds on earth" ...it's beautiful, dark.
thepunexplainer
That tree is 115.6 meter. decimal is importanter
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
That is an eclipse from space. The shadow is called the umbra.
CheetahFart
Your descriptions are so annoying! each one has something wrong in it
LlamaLingo
Lighted firebird?
whocanPelican
Gotta be careful with that pic of Hyperion, weaponized autism might leak its location.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Nothing is 45 billion years old.
ChainSawParade
Just FYI: Oregonian here. Thor's Well always looks cool in pictures but in real life it's not very cool. There are so many better places
OhTobiasYouBlowhard
Follow the Oregonian code and tell people it's horrible here! Too many people...
ChainSawParade
True. That's my bad. Only terrible reviews of Oregon here on out.
IChangeMyUsernameAllTheTime
That's not Hyperion, just an image of a tall costal redwood. Images of Hyperion are rare--there are a few videos online of naturalists 1/?
IChangeMyUsernameAllTheTime
climbing and measuring the real Hyperion, which is located in the middle of a forest with trees almost as tall as it close by. The 2/?
IChangeMyUsernameAllTheTime
images are rare because the location is (was) a closely guarded secret to prevent tourists/foot traffic from hurting the tree. 3/?
IChangeMyUsernameAllTheTime
A quick YouTube search will show you the videos of the real Hyperion. 4/4
irlogan
The pictures are great but the grammar may have given me autism if the dawn.
marcuspolo
#7 DO YOU HAVE YOUR EXIT BUDDY?
preaction
RIGHTEOUS!
cookseancook
amazing that kayak didn't sink because of his steel balls
RelartOfGivia
Those fumes are super dangerous.
SomeGuyWhoKnowsStuff
probably counterbalanced by the vacuum in his head.
sphalerite
That meteorite is 4.5 billion years old, not 45..
NikoLorenzio
Imagine flying around universe for 4.5 fucking billion years just to land here in time for a photo op.
thisdoesntmatchmybirthcertificate
that fukang meteorite is pretty fukang cool
SHiNiXiA
He was referring to the man in the pic.
Okebel
Thought the same thing. It would have meant the meteor came 32 billions years before the universe began.
BrilliantPotayto
4.5 , 45 whats the difference.
zeroexistence
It was his age not its age, as @OP wrote.
Straffertheflavor
Still wouldn't pitch that shit up w/o protection
m4uboy
gotta shift that decimal on hyperion bruh.
RedTheAlpaca
I was thinking "this can't be right" for most of those due to the poor grammar.
NoSandalsAllowed
Oh....so it's 11560m tall??
InfOracle
YES, thank you. That tree is 80 years old.
lLikeTurtles
So everything is a lie!!!!
m4uboy
@InfOracle nice.
xmaneds
YES, thank you; the tallest tree (Hyperion) is 115 meters tall.
captchatypingrobot
I was gonna say...
Sansaucundoute88
Or call it decimeter maybe
MrThomasShelby
Imagine a tree that was 1150 meters tall...
LarnRegis
We would live in it, have blue skin and call our planet Pandora.
Jacxy
We'd be learning alien language while they tried to knock over the tree to extract rare mineral deposits below.
MrThomasShelby
ZforZoro
Over a fucking kilometer of tree, every lumber company would explode if they could grow trees like that
m4uboy
gotta kill those elves sylphs nymphs and fuckin dryads first.
PeregrinTook13
How exactly does one pray for a full 20 years? Like, where does he go to the bathroom?
AlwaysUpvoteCatpics
Just imagine how boring that must be... poor monk.
FaptainPicard
Really though, most of us will just leave butt imprints like that after 20 years of looking at memes. I'm not sure he's the pitiable one.
ford53
Im pretty sure that is bullshit as far as the imprints go. Think about it, your furniture doesnt leave little imprints
SavagePatchKids
1) There are a lot of factors why the monk could have left such a clear imprint. For one, furniture doesn't sweat. Also, wood in houses
SavagePatchKids
2) are probably treated/processed with different coatings. Plus there are different climates/upkeep/etc.
IronicUsername
I was ready to call bullshit too but those are pretty good points.
SeanBrittain
Yea wood don't do that shit
RandomAbscessMemories
If nothing else, who puts that much weight on all their toes?
TheLonelyStar
If you look closely at the monk's feet, you can see the dust like wood shavings from where the imprint was carved and sanded. It's (1/2)
TheLonelyStar
nice to look at but unfortunately, it's not real. At least it's my opinion that it isn't real. (2/2)
ImAGeniusTrustMeIPromise
Cause it is bullshit. A lot of these fact dumps are sourceless bullshit which is a shame really. There's many amazing real facts out there.
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
Like this one: The brain named itself.
DadDoom
I trust you.
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
Also fact; according to the human brain, the brain is the most important part of the body. Coincidence?
Nalianna
You haven't seen the butt-print in my chair.
JARKB
I came to say this. You beat me to it. +1
malkos
He returned to the same spot to pray every day. And yes, your furniture does. That's why your mattress sinks eventually.
ford53
Your mattress isn't made out of wood I hope. That isnt the same thing
SeanBrittain
You can't be serious
Lickenziedickens
The grammar... It burnssss ussss!
JaceCameron
Beautiful pictures. Top comment on bad grammar. Good job
LaughablePerson
Oh, you gave me a giggle you did!
Pacific22
RootAccess
i'll take what is "lit as fuck"
dydd
it's adorbs
justsomepersonbutyeah
But Opal inside which occurs if the dawn
Lickenziedickens
It freeeeeezessss
FingerPoppinEachOthersCasseroles
Maffus
The shadows that cast clouds on earth?
alexanderthegreater
If i had to guess, OP doesnt seem like a native english speaker
sombrerohorsewagon
He doesn't sound like one either.
MrStarkLord
Irony: Gollum had better grammar than this post.
TheCrazyVulcan
How is that ironic?
CanadianFurr
I'm not sure I even want to bother...
Metohl
occurs if the dawn what?!
lynx88
Yes
MrTay
Pretty sure op meant he occurs if dawn
FingerPoppinEachOthersCasseroles
Pretty sure meant dawn did occur if op and when.
MrTay
Forgot the he op likes calling objects he
LivingDecomposition
Probly not a native English speaker. I can guarantee I'd look like a bigger idiot if I tried to speak German.
Metohl
Same. Particularly as I can only speak in Rammstein lyrics. Your sympathetic stance is at odds with your username.
CanadianFurr
Or they just haven't met me yet.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Opal im Inneren, wo kommt die Morgendämmerung.
Its3amAndImFeelingSaucy
but those firebirds are lit
Yupurineutah
I haven't seen a Firebird fly since Knight Rider was canceled.
TEXAGURIAN
are you dead
stoicfibre
Only from inside
J3LLYF1SH31
He ded
J3LLYF1SH31
He ded
MagnusTheRedCyclops
How ded?
J3LLYF1SH31
Like, 7 ded
Iamadelicioussweetpotato12
Super ded.