Sep 11, 2019 12:52 PM
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dimstorephilosopher
I cannot stand monkeys. G-rillaz are great. Chimps and other monkeys, if they were on fire.....
metalfoto
Audio anyone?
AFistfulOfDollHairs
The cameraman is a little bitch, don’t tease kids
steviEa
That’s a good mom. Humans are the worst
MemoirsOfCalth
"Can you stop bothering my son!?"
Kaldak
But mooom!
QuamvisSintSubAqua
Kids.... Always the same
ICommentToMakePeopleSmile
Stay away from the hairless chimps son, they shot your great uncle and got their dicks out to celebrate #Harambe
BocanDarble
This comment is seriously underrated
FierceAndAdorable
“Stranger danger” momma probably
expedient7678
That’s the hand of Big Government Uncle Sam. Mom’s teaching Junior never to take handouts from him. It will always bite you in the ass later
widiwi
sImilar to that teasing a dog with a chickenleg until the older dog comes and grabs it and puts it in the bowl and gives that bad human look
SixFeetShort
Link?
tomascco
Children are taught to hate.
Bros lucky momma didn’t maul his face and rip out his eyes.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
don't talk to me or my son again
heartychuckleagamemnon
Barry, is that how you get Ebola? It is, other Barry. It sure is.
"get your hands off me you damn dirty
ilovecosmetics
BUT..... I want it! Ima touch it again.
GrundyScrubber
"Never speak to me or my son again"
mrc990112
Momma monkey was gonna bite your dumbass. Haven’t you ever seen the movie Congo. You want monkeys to get a taste for human flesh? Me too.
mrgundoctor
Gotta watch those white folks. They'll steal ya'. ? ✊
RJ444
Good mother teaching her kid manners or safety.
MrCrazyGood
zentotoro
This is how we domesticated dogs and cats... We chose the docile ones...
mimiziadeh
Ooooo that look
LightningMcQueef
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
HeyHeyHeeeySmokeItEveryday
This! +1
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Or my son’s son. Or my son’s son’s son.
hoonz
Be gone thot!
isphot
that's how you get a fatal ascending viral myelomeningitis from macaque herpes. monkey spit!
WayTooNewb
We get it, you’re in medical school
ladyofscience
That person is just trying to keep us informed! I personally appreciated that little bit of knowledge they gave us.
TootersMcgooters
That momma monkey looked like she was ready to bite that persons hand off
mrdude88
Baby monkey, “stahp ma, you don’t kno where it’s been.”
VVulf
Animals in general are better at reading body language than we are. Dogs are especially good at it.
Diclac
Dogs mistake hugging for fighting...
derpipotato
Hugging = kisses and scritches time for our dogs. Then again, they were held a lot as puppies.
restlessinchicago
Do they? I’ve had them mistake it for playing...
irisewithredeyes
Momma monkey was ready to slap a motherfker :)
Drestinblue
Well they shouldn't've played a trick on baby monkey pretending they had food for him. Momma does not like liars
jayar1st
*bite
DoopaLoooooop
Right? I know that look!
MulderD
That dirty look was fantastic.
PearjuiceATX
Or peel his face off
CosmicGastropod
More likely bite
WrongReference
That person almost got a gnarly gnash in his/her hand. And a valuable lesson.
YouJustGotRickRolled
Or a finger removed
dimstorephilosopher
I cannot stand monkeys. G-rillaz are great. Chimps and other monkeys, if they were on fire.....
metalfoto
Audio anyone?
AFistfulOfDollHairs
The cameraman is a little bitch, don’t tease kids
steviEa
That’s a good mom. Humans are the worst
MemoirsOfCalth
"Can you stop bothering my son!?"
Kaldak
But mooom!
QuamvisSintSubAqua
Kids.... Always the same
ICommentToMakePeopleSmile
Stay away from the hairless chimps son, they shot your great uncle and got their dicks out to celebrate #Harambe
BocanDarble
This comment is seriously underrated
FierceAndAdorable
“Stranger danger” momma probably
expedient7678
That’s the hand of Big Government Uncle Sam. Mom’s teaching Junior never to take handouts from him. It will always bite you in the ass later
widiwi
sImilar to that teasing a dog with a chickenleg until the older dog comes and grabs it and puts it in the bowl and gives that bad human look
SixFeetShort
Link?
tomascco
Children are taught to hate.
BocanDarble
Bros lucky momma didn’t maul his face and rip out his eyes.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
don't talk to me or my son again
heartychuckleagamemnon
Barry, is that how you get Ebola? It is, other Barry. It sure is.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
"get your hands off me you damn dirty
ilovecosmetics
BUT..... I want it! Ima touch it again.
GrundyScrubber
"Never speak to me or my son again"
mrc990112
Momma monkey was gonna bite your dumbass. Haven’t you ever seen the movie Congo. You want monkeys to get a taste for human flesh? Me too.
mrgundoctor
Gotta watch those white folks. They'll steal ya'. ? ✊
RJ444
Good mother teaching her kid manners or safety.
MrCrazyGood
zentotoro
This is how we domesticated dogs and cats... We chose the docile ones...
mimiziadeh
Ooooo that look
LightningMcQueef
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
HeyHeyHeeeySmokeItEveryday
This! +1
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Or my son’s son. Or my son’s son’s son.
hoonz
Be gone thot!
isphot
that's how you get a fatal ascending viral myelomeningitis from macaque herpes. monkey spit!
WayTooNewb
We get it, you’re in medical school
ladyofscience
That person is just trying to keep us informed! I personally appreciated that little bit of knowledge they gave us.
TootersMcgooters
That momma monkey looked like she was ready to bite that persons hand off
mrdude88
Baby monkey, “stahp ma, you don’t kno where it’s been.”
VVulf
Animals in general are better at reading body language than we are. Dogs are especially good at it.
Diclac
Dogs mistake hugging for fighting...
derpipotato
Hugging = kisses and scritches time for our dogs. Then again, they were held a lot as puppies.
restlessinchicago
Do they? I’ve had them mistake it for playing...
irisewithredeyes
Momma monkey was ready to slap a motherfker :)
Drestinblue
Well they shouldn't've played a trick on baby monkey pretending they had food for him. Momma does not like liars
jayar1st
*bite
DoopaLoooooop
Right? I know that look!
MulderD
That dirty look was fantastic.
PearjuiceATX
Or peel his face off
CosmicGastropod
More likely bite
WrongReference
That person almost got a gnarly gnash in his/her hand. And a valuable lesson.
YouJustGotRickRolled
Or a finger removed