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nothingpt
Laughs in queen Elizabeth
theothermeisnthere
I sometimes wonder if the Onion has switched to real news to mess with our heads.
AwesomeTeddybear
Tits out for that new Ford A Model!
PlbMak
Fake, I'm afraid, we don't bother with paper bags for our booze.
Mokelzwerg
GhostofRoland
NotTinyPancakes
We had a famous book author here at 90 do this and crash her car
glovelyday
Is that Betty White?
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
No, she's the surprise late game rival of the The Queen and Betty White.
TuneInTonight
Well why not. Go for it Nana!
BethMme4
Didn’t anyone tell her she isn’t immune yet? It takes about 30 days to build up immunity, with a second shot at the 2 week point.
BethMme4
I think it’s fake. Probably a 2 year old photo.
Atlasraven
This is the onion we know and love.
MaterialsPhysicsIsGroovy
And I...am...ironman.
Arcon157
Joke basically ripped off from Community
goldendoggos
Lol is that Elaine stritch
MarkandGin
COOL! I already got the 'forty".
RectalPunchfromHell
Settle down grandma. Wait for the second shot first
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
magiccats
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WoodfolkFae
were missing the sound
LifewithLauren
Just imagine Michael Jackson’s Thriller playing. That’s the choreo for it
windexismygravy
The little pelvis thrusts were cute.
Narly42
There can be only one
Colopty
dalaiyoda
WorshipTheSun
FUCK YES!
SoftKleenex
Where’s the “I am invincible” pic from goldeneye
rissel
She's Irish! She's from Fermanagh.
Kevcah
Has anyone asked her what she prefers? All UK and international papers say British. Irish papers say Irish.
gaffeg
Fermanagh on the island of Ireland in the country of the United Kingdom, residents often called British (esp. when they live in Coventry)
yellowsnow4vitaminP
Not British.... we don’t put our drinks in brown bags ?
geraint616
We drink it in the streets like the alchies we are, and no one stops us
Donaldbeag
infact, we put brown bags into hot water and that becomes our drink!
Snowdogsbitch
It's the Onion a place for more fiction than fact.
NotTinyPancakes
but these days...
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
Still 12 days until the second shot. You're goin nowhere!
IHateCakeDays
Unfortunately, many of people being vaxxed will run to pub on first possible day and ruin the whole shit. “Got covid even when vaxxed, hoax”
theimgurappsucksballs
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
Name on point
MoreTan
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
I gotcha fer three minutes!
MoreTan
Three minutes of PLAYTIME
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
And after the second shot 7 more days to be considered fully vaccinated.
HappyEngineer
And even then we know it's effective at preventing symptoms, but we need more data to be sure it prevents asymptomatic transmission.
SoDoneWithYourShite
And even then that just has the formula for the old version of the 'rona, xmas people gonna spread it around again and make it evolve.
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
It's pretty secure that the vaccine will cover mutations of Covid-19. Not saying secure. Just "pretty" secure. So stay safe and vigilant.
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
Given the sophisticated guesses of several epidemiologists, asymptomatic transmission will probably a thing. So you can get vaccinated 1/2
Daemon7777
Well there are experts on both sides of that particular question so I guess we will just have to wait and see.
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
We can agree on that!
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
...and still have the pleasure of infecting anti-vaxxers with Covid. Just kidding, of course. That's not ethical. 2/2
simplejacksoffhismeds
Gin was drank, pies were baked, and penises were gummed all through the night.
IAmTheNewOne
Thiccysmols
You think just the pies were baked?
simplejacksoffhismeds
Pies were baked is an euphemism.
NotTinyPancakes
we can all a gree at least there were def pies
ChibiKia
Why do these sound like the lyrics to a Christmas song?
simplejacksoffhismeds
It's a newer Christmas carol, but it checks out.
tinbed25
That is a remarkable bust for a 90yo...go get it gamgam.
NinjaCongo
Ggilf
Hornedequine
Just rewatched 30 Rock and it looks like tina fey's body with alec Baldwin's mom's head. Well from the show at least.
cluctk423
Helen Mirren.... Not 90, but suspect better results when she is.
AsiagoTheSuperVillain
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SteepedGardenMrsChen
I remember trying to get my g-ma's titties to stay her bra... They just kept sliding out...?
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Side-effect of the vaccination. Unfortunately, it is a unisex effect.
chibikit0
What do you meam, "unfortunate"?
Iaimtomisbehave
cainofdreaming
Eh, I've seen better. Here's a over 200 year old bust for an example:
NomDeImguerre
Oppai gamgam style
080080
ask and ye shall recieve:
Shitheid
That roughly translate to "big brother, act like grandma" but I could be wrong
VyseN
Fully depends on which language you think you're translating from?
Shitheid
I was thinking in korean, translating from shitty t.v.
NomDeImguerre
Oppai quite literally means 'breasts' in Japanese.
Shitheid
I realized i was thinking on the wrong language
POGassultraboot
Gamgam’s a whore?
RumpleDickskinne
She has the "Mark of the Whore"
RealTurdFerguson
I want you to know that I got your beer fest reference.
POGassultraboot
*shrugs* I’m better when I’m drunk.
aFadingMemory
It is remarkable, in that you remarked on it...
NurgleErik
It’s not that hard to notice. If you met her on the street you’d notice too.
aFadingMemory
Old woman titties jammed into a padded bra? I mean it's nice they aren't giant pendulums but I'm 40, love mature titties, but not those.
NurgleErik
Not my bag of chips either. Yet. But you’d still notice it, right?
Litlikejoanofarc
How many 90 year-old busts have you seen?
Andtheworldwentwhite
I've been to the British museum...it's full of old busts.
MarkySpaceMagnet
I work healthcare, so.
Ccnati
I used to work in a nursing home, so several. And that one in the picture is sub-par
tflorio19500
I’ve seen a lot! The 90 year olds are easier to catch than the 30 year olds.
saucerman
WarBearGrrrrrrr
At least you don’t have a white van offering kids free candy
CumsInPies
And that's the bar. As long as it's not children have sex with what wants to have sex with you.
onlyhalfghost
well, maybe also not animals or the dead.
LordHenrik
Have you ever asked the pies if it's ok?