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Second day of blood draws, and Safi is not impressed
TheHillsHaveNostrils
#11 It might just be possible that the name on her diploma is her maiden name as well. In some places practicioners display their diplomas.
NotSoFastener
#11 Not using a married name also makes it easier to determine what she has published, which is a big deal in academia.
CertifiedBonerDonor
#43 HES RIGHT 40% OF THE TIME!! I WILL DIE FOR PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL. THE WEATHER RODENT DEMANDS BLOOD
gurgledeeznutz360
Lmfao this was an awesomly hilarious dump
IronCore
#18 Not sorry.
reichstein
#4 "Brian with a why" was right there!
toomuchtunerfish
#13 that same image applies to the people who live with an ADHD person who interrupts bc thinks he knows where my sentence is going but he DOESN’T always and it drives me INSANE
elusivekarma
#35 I'm guessing this is AI. Where did the roof vent pipe go? Why does the snow blower in the second pic look unrecognizable as the same in the first?
randombrain
I think the vent pipe broke off when the guy/snowblower slammed into it. See how the tracks on the roof change trajectory right at the point where the pipe was. And there are a bunch of details that are the same between the two pictures: Angles of tree branches, bumps on the snow bank, less-cleared patches in the path on the left side of the roof. I would say it's real.
gnarledhalo
#47 get that book out of my face
ps238principal
#21 "Secretly?" Who is it a secret from? The bear? If so, that's only because bears don't understand what cameras are and lack the language skills to have it explained to them.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
On the contrary, the bear seems pretty chill about having their portrait done.
pritolus
Yeah reacted to that too, weird unsuccessful attempt to make it seem more sensational I guess
Schnauz
obarey
They took the photo without alerting the bear, I presume.
showdownsam78666
#28 the only child that will be happy that your drunk for their special event.
Gunslinger8912
#46 exactly 16 words long lol
ifyoutakemeseriouslythatsonyou
#23 I'm glad it's pre 1992 Newman for me...
imakesoap
Paul had some abs going on !
DarkSock
50 boiled eggs is a lot of protein…
Dinkleboop
#17 is legitimately why I have a bluetooth call centre headset. My friends might need to vent for like an hour and as long as I make supportive noises every now and then they don't cate if I'm actually listening.
IrrelevantHandle
Normal bluetooth headphones usually have a mic and as a bonus you can listen to music and stuff on them when not using your phones call function.
fubizdaddie
You mean "as long as they don't notice that I'm not listening / don't actually care, they don't mind"
Dinkleboop
Nope. They've acknowledged that they don't need me to listen, they just need to talk it out verbally and as long as I'm there on the other end it's useful.
necessity
#7 Doesn't make them wrong though
Kbantar
A lot of beautiful celebrities have close ugly relatives that still somehow look like them.
theshinobi23
I mean, I took it as "friends clown each other" but I guess sometimes they might seriously be telling you that you look like the Elephant Man or whatever.
Wapusk
#27 I didn't know Shakespeare wrote The Bourne Identity.
ironymus
#42 Phphphteven
jethroismaxbaer5772
#45 Clever that the meme has sixteen words
ki4clz
#4 Brian Withawye
QuazMasta
#1 Let's face it. You got to be a man to wear tights.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
#28 my dog has learned that when I'm in the kitchen, if I cuss, I probably dropped food on the floor so she comes running to gobble it up
viva93
#13 god do I hit this. you think you hate meetings that could have been an email? it's agony to me so much that I literally can't process further information and walk out and I'm constantly in trouble for it but will recall without even being there the remaining 40 minutes of valuable information. I already thought of every avenue the meeting would have took with the meager information at hand.
CertifiedBonerDonor
#12 what would a early 2000s party even be? Emo music and 2 Jenga towers?
Grendels2dCousinOnceRemoved
Well, let's see ... 9/11; the war in Afghanistan; second gulf war. You could shoot lawyers in the face with shotguns, that's always fun. Maybe play on the Salt Lake winter olympics theme, or the war crimes in Serbia. Everybody could come dressed as their favourite Euro. There's lots of fun memories.
CertifiedBonerDonor
I like the "hunt people for sport" Serbian theme
TheMostKink
#31 gf, when confronted: "You're watching porn???"
Kbantar
Lots of women watch porn too. It can be fun/funny to compare preferences.
TheMostKink
Oh, definitely, but that wasn't the humor I was going for, here.
Kbantar
Oh, sorry. Looking at it again, I see it's the classic misdirection of cheaters.
ColdestOne
#26 I'd like to know more about this sea cucumber situation.
TheBaconFriar
They shit (vomit?) their organs out to confuse predators
Fortherea
#13 Isn't that more a problem of high IQ people?
BlindPiranha
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NmdycDRqbnFzc2Y1dm9pNW42ZDVpZWVqYnIwOGw1NmpqeTY4aHh1OSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU/200w.webp
SarahTheEverlame
#25 no
theshinobi23
The correct answer is "yes, but probably only once."
GreenJayBird
Quitter talk
SarahTheEverlame
ThinkThisOut
Let the damned dr practice under whatever name she wants…. BUT also I request the right for my wife to slap the shit out of the feminists that invited her to a ‘girls night’ , took her keys, and shamed her til she was in tears for wanting to be a stay at home mom & wife. Context she wanted to be home by 10 and chose not to drink despite pressure when trying to leave, they wouldn’t let her because “fuck your husband, you don’t need to be home when you told him” then took her keys…
Feralkyn
Feminism means having the right to do whatever you want despite societal pressure. This is... the opposite of that.
ThinkThisOut
They’re self-proclaimed.
Feralkyn
I figured, and I'm saying they are not what they're saying.
IrrelevantHandle
That was not a feminist, that was a bunch of entitled cunts who think that *they* should be everyone's priority. I hope that your wife cut those people out of her life.
Even if this was some kind of ill conceived intervention because they thought you were controlling or abusive or whatever, it is absolutely no okay to detain someone who wants out of a situation.
ThinkThisOut
she has. Generally she’s reconstructed her social life, which was part of our agreement when she left the workforce. I wasn’t going to sponsor her becoming a recluse or a day drinker. So she’s in a couple “mommy” groups with our infant then once a week at least one of her brothers comes for dinner, we go to her g-ma’s and it’s a “requirement” that she hangs out with some of her friends at least bi monthly depending on schedules. But actual supportive people. I am controlling but it’s consensual
TokyosNotFarEnough
I'm not sure controlling & consensual go in the same sentence.
ThinkThisOut
I don’t know how to describe it because our society doesn’t have a word for a relationship where the wife just wants to submit to her husband without going into the realm of bdsm which is sexual or “traditional” which is patriarchal and that has a negative connotation… so I didn’t know how else to describe it. If you have a suggestion I’d listen