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Sep 14, 2017 12:56 AM
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idontevenknowsillymonkey
Shoes weaken your feet.
beitoka
I'm not addicted to shoes, okay!? I just like them and use them everyday
wqpsu
Some would suggest it is better to run without shoes.
lagavulin16
I'll drink a dram to that!
EarthDragon2189
That's a really stupid comparison.
thesunman
Pee-wee has really gone off the rails.
jetflight
They're sorta right, tho. You can totally skip alcohol and still have tons of fun. Just need weed. (Or molly, if it's more your speed).
teuro
You don't need fun to have alcohol.
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spiceass9000
Truer words have never been spoken
Lulabel73
I don't drink and a lot of you think you're having fun but in reality you're eating the dog food that i fed to you.
Cutsforhugs
Difference lies in how often it is needed to have fun. Shoes help for running, but if you wear them all the time, everywhere, that might 1/2
Cutsforhugs
be a tad excessive.
Lischu
You don't need to have fun to drink alcohol.
nudistpriest
Alcohol just makes me feel sick and tired after 15 minutes. I'm genuinely happier and more talkative when I'm sober.
jannemank
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barefoot_running
PeteFromFinland
Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.
ILieForFakePoints
This older lady once told me that women age like fine wine. So I locked her in the cellar.
gandraw
The ideal age to enjoy a white one is 6 years?
PlZZATHEHUTT
I like my women like I like my coffee... Stored in a cool, dry place.
JeffWithOnlyAFewNukes
I like my women like my tea. No pubic hair
Bassnecker
TheMotz
That's not a good comparison, because shoes are more bad then good for our feet. Read about natural aka barefoot running and try again.
microwavesemen
Walk around Brooklyn in bare feet. I dare you
TheMotz
Wearing barefoot shoes means, you are not actually barefoot.
microwavesemen
barefoot means "wearing nothing on the feet" but hey I admire the dramatic weeklong pause!
TheCrowd
Just remember alcohol is a solution!
Crazyhorse27
Not a problem!
TygrF
Y'know what dissolves best in that particular solution? Feelings...
saltednutlog
Are you a chemist or a psychologist?
CaelonGmail
After having my step dad share his alcohol fueled fun with me I have no respect for those who can't have fun without it.
BigDookie
What
CephalopodLodge4
His father was an alcoholic
BigDookie
Okay. So what's that got to do with everyone else?
supervillin
Because everyone is an alcoholic, of course. Or something.
Cyanide555
And possibly abusive
2020Gamer
Had my 21st bday this past Saturday. Nearly gagged on everything I tried. Alcohol tastes disgusting to me.
FrozenFoodGuy
Good! Keep it that way! No need to train yourself to get used to the taste. Also, happy birthday :)
2020Gamer
Thank you! Yeah I'm comfortable being the D.D. if I ever go out with my friends.
FrozenFoodGuy
At first i read DD as Damage Dealer and was like "wut..?" Then i realised we weren't talking games but driving... i play too much games...
MetSoh
Actually shoes are bad for running forms and it extra pressure on your knees
BoozeHound001
Well better than slicing me feet on rocks and glass
CephalopodLodge4
Have you tried not the city
FiddlerofFate
Ok.... So rocks and sticks
BoozeHound001
Still glass, people toss their beer bottles everywhere.
Jhonny0darko
The real problem is when you rely on shoes to run.
Twasnotluckbutskill
MCEscherWasADouchebag
Although I guess since OP brought it up, not being able to have fun without alcohol would be worse.
madmanmoe64
I'm pretty sure that's most people, when was the last time you saw someone jogging barefoot?
Jhonny0darko
The point is more a "a bear is charging you. 'Hold up fam I gotta put my shoes on first' "
iynque
HAVE YOU READ BORN TO RUN?
OfficialUpvoter
no
aTokenOfMyExtreme
IM BORN TO DRINK
roguechikken
I have!
holdonwhileioverthinkthis
You and I should be friends
Crazyhorse27
Damn skippy. What's the first best thing ever?
holdonwhileioverthinkthis
Sex. Of course
Crazyhorse27
That's what I thought. But you know where assuming gets you
holdonwhileioverthinkthis
Lol. I guess if I stop getting laid on a frequent basis my username would change to alcohol being the best thing ever.