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Sep 5, 2017 2:15 PM
DamnWhales
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ffilm
Wanna know a secret? I don't care if he fucking died. There, now you know.
fuJaS
My favorite part is when he tries to pass a car while braking. What could go wrong?
horn4praiz
But I used my turn signal!...that guy probably... dumbass...
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ManicMDMechanic
I have to give him credit for use of turn signal.
theboned1
He must have accidentally hit the Do a Barrel Roll button in his car.
AshenOne
TheGrimRipper
The guy recording should really fix the crack in his windscreen
FluentPenguin
Can anyone slow it down so I can see the blue shell hit the car?
Stoneheartedlady
what the fuck sort of dumbass twattery?
johnlesliecmt
They call him Flipper!
MarcTheRN
Mxlespxles
VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO
Corrodias
classic
Ryang256
404 - sympathy not found.
spaceMX
I don't hate this person nearly as much as I would have if they didn't use their blinker.
Spleadal
Me too When some drives like a dick but uses their blinker I think they're in some kind of legitimate hurry vs a complete douche like I shud
negoshi8
I think he rammed his front right wheel into the back left wheel of the red car and that's what made the blue car flip. Science.
HeyWaze
100% deserved that. lucky tho. normally it is others that pay that price. Karma worked good here
YourPussysGluedToABuildingOnFire
Hey at least he used his blinker
UnknownSquid
Yeah, about half a second before he turned the wheel. Which is about 5 seconds too late. It's for informing your intention, not your action.
madmatt2024
More like 2 sec. Nobody signals before 5 sec. before turning.
NiteRhys
The only thing I hate more is when you're trying to pass someone and all the sudden they feel like racing you. And if you dont, they
wyatt8740
Some pickup driver tried that on me today, going up to ~70 on a 45mph road so I couldn't pass him. Rear-ended a semi trailer at a red light.
NiteRhys
go the same speed as the car infront of you in your lane, making it impossible to do anything.
cloudmarusan
Typical asshole BMW driver.
FewestEvergreen
Yeah that is not a BWM -- BMW tail lights are not that long--
CaffeineManic
You sure that's a BMW driver? Turn signals were being used ... Not typical of BMW drivers.
haze2893
That's a civic
DragonsLoveTacosButHateSpicySalsa
Can confirm. Drove a 92 Honda Civic for years.
wyatt8740
Typical asshole Civic driver.
GingeraffeTW
How do people restrain themselves in these situations? If that guy is okay, I would make sure he wasn't before the cops showed up. Jesus.
NATA5
"hey are you okay?!" "yeah i am-"
PlutoIX
Holy shit, what video is this from??
UnknownSquid
Uh... is that modded, or does Gears really look that stupid now? '-'
PlutoIX
Yes
Kerbrary
NJ? Looks like route 17 by 80.
tomatoboy
It is.
AmbitiousMolerat
Can confirm I live in Jersey I take this route to GSP
Kerbrary
I've seen more accidents on the other side closer to the garden State mall where 17 changes from 3 to 2 lanes.
DancingPanther
Blows my mind that people lack the situational awareness and ability to see the big picture so badly that they decide this is a good idea
d3jake
I doubt it's those things that caused it. It's probably self-centered entitlement with a healthy dose of no regard for the safety of others.
Monkeyfighter
There was a traffic accident that backed up traffic, lady roadrages, drives on shoulder, causes another accident, killing an EMT responding.
Monkeyfighter
People are stupid and now she's in jail.
CmRock136
Especially when everyone up ahead is stopping. Kills me when people weave in and out during stop and go traffic too
piratica108
That's really all there is to it. They live in basic two step operations, completely unaware of the larger consequences.
jazztimber
They assume everyone else will be careful and avoid them and pull back in time so they can do whatever they want
DancingPanther
True. But really my point was there's a wall of brake lights ahead. GOTTA GET TO THE BRAKE LIGHTS FIRST! YEAHHHH GO GO GO GO
WhiteWolfSix
As my dad always told me, "hurry up and wait".
KnowerOfNothing
OliverClothesoff70
Every time I see this, I wonder if Gordon Ramsey doesn't get his ass kicked once in a while. I mean, try that on the wrong person and POW!
LuluKazoo
This was actually a skit with James Corden
Zaranthan
MenaceToSobriety
Route 17 in Bergen County, NJ. That area is always a mess, because of a merge and ASSHOLES LIKE THIS.
tomatoboy
Yup. I don't even live in NJ and I know this spot. Miserable.
KakAlakin
Came here to say I know that road! Used to drive it all the time. And yes that section is horrible.
BendyBatchCrumblyCakes
Same here. Fucking nightmare driving around here.
nednerb
I'm a Bergen County refugee. This is why.
StarlordNico
Was just gonna ask this question! I've been driving this area my whole life, still live here and take Rt 17 daily.
nednerb
www.google.com/maps/@40.883121,-74.0655957,3a,75y,345.28h,90t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s00IOK010gOkXZuvlxLXXsg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en&hl=en
nednerb
checks out.
thesoundcicadasmake
I was wondering the same thing. 17 is the worst.
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
I don't understand why people write 'f*ck' instead of 'fuck'
falcon62
It costs less.
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
Because you don't have to buy a vowel?
ScubaSteve6933
I l*ke to do tha* with regu*ar words.
kapp70
You sh*t the h*ll up!
HenryDorsettCase
yeah, never understood why people call me a duck.
javer80
Sometimes it's funnier bleeped
FullyFunctioningSociopath
fick, fack, fock, feck, fsck, and since it's * instead of ? then it could be fuuuuuuuck ... :^)
edasm
This guy gets it.
IAMACODGAWD
Lol
JohnnyDeformed
Strangely, some websites won't post content with swear words in them. Like sites geared towards children, for example.
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
So censor the entire word. How is f*ck any better than fuck?
ZoxxMan
Because those websites detect fuck, but not f*ck you fucking idiot. Twitch chat is a good example. Some people just get used to it.
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
Ok. go fuck yourself, jerk
BHPaperstacks
Certain mobile devices automatically correct it
Licencenottokill2000
I would have stopped to make sure the driver was injured.
BilldeTurlock
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Vegonbrei
kmikl
If he/she is, you have to ask "How the fuck did you think that was going to go, cupcake?"
phlat6
"First, check that the patient is really dead." "Ok.." *bang* "..now what?"
FartedWhileMakingUpName
"Omg are you ok?" 'y...yeah. I think I-' *SMACK* "dumb mother fucker!"
OtterAvalanche
Id just make a point to pass my dash footage to police, the insurance companies, etc. Dude is fucked
AgDrumma07
If they weren't?
DynamicWeight
They were.
ShootYourGooMyDude
"They must've had a tire iron on their dash or something, cause their face is all bloodied up and there's one on the ground beside them"
rrlyrae
ahem, "make sure."
notdavis
Best is there is close to zero damage to the other vehicles.
frostybox
that jeep: "lol"
TheOlsenTwins
Zero damage but about $1200 in fixing.
SidneyHarbor
You can get multiple bent body panels, require respray with color matching, bent control arms, etc. Can easily run $6000. I've seen it.
MacClay
You forgot a new wheel and four matching tires.
SidneyHarbor
Oh yeah, always a possibility. You bust one half-worn tire and now you need to buy 4 new tires (plus mount/balance/align) so they all match.
MacClay
Yep. BMW guy's Insurance is paying for everything even slightly damaged that can be theoretically blamed on this incident.
ViolentVibrator
It'll still cost 1500 each for repairs after the "estimate" from the collision auto body shop
AIComments
Hopefully douchenozzle insurance. In which case I hope they have to pay out mad money so no one will ever cover him again.
ohhhhhhello
CTP should mean it's next to nothing, if anything? I got rear-ended and got fixed for free.
frenchie2288
Thats what insurance is for, if the car has liability at least. Also why do you have estimate in quotations?
gandraw
If 10 pieces are slightly bent, they still all need to be replaced.
madmatt2024
I hit a deer once and fixed the car myself for under the $200 deductible. This including having a used fender repainted.
Barkinsons
I got charged 1500 for 4x4 cm of paint damage after hitting a car with my bicycle
LapsisBeeftech
I scraped a quarter panel and the repair joint removed and dismantled the side and rear doors to blend the paint. $3300
frenchie2288
Where was the damage? On a quarter panel? Door? You cant just paint a single spot and not paint the rest. Auto repair is expensive.
Barkinsons
Yeah they repainted the entire rear door
hihellobyeoh
My dad did collision repair, they probably blended into the other panels too, even if you have the exact same color paint it usually 2/2
Skibearbumm
People who drive like this seriously make me angry. Like wanting to pull them from a already flipped vehicle kick them in the teeth angry.
HeywouldJablowme
I'm convinced that drivers licenses are now like participation trophies. Everybody gets one!
MortalF1aw
I was like this til I moved to KSA now its just a daily occurrence I just dont care anymore
NKato
When I can, I'm just gonna get a Crown Vic and put some pushbars+fenderguards on there as a matter of protecting my goddamn car.
retgarr
I would help them, but I'd also address them as dumbass.
ChellFreeman
You should totally become a paramedic.
Remainder
Don't pull them out first.
ArchangelArtist
Nah... Just tell them: in such a hurry, and wasn't going any further than this?
DanteHicks79
Same.
RobbyGallagher
Imademyselfsquirtle
It's even better when you both end up at the same light.
LeftHandPanda
I saw someone weaving like this last night.I stayed in the one lane. We reached the exit at the same time, he gained nothing by being a cunt
xj4low
Not true. He displayed to everyone that he is a cunt.
tehguldincalk
"Oh hey! We both made it to the same red light! Nice job, douche..."
tehguldincalk
That said, I can understand wanting to compress more which fits more cars, but some people seem to be in a rush to the stoplight for nothing
11pm
Someone told me that this is called borrowed time. The people he's weaving through is making the drivee think they're wasting his time.
Mooninites
Passing on the right is the dumbest fucking thing ever. Tailgate, cut me off, don't use your blinker. Fine but don't you dare pass me right.
Mooninites
Unless there is a slow ass fucktard beyond all measure in the left lane who is getting passed over and over who won't move.
helluvasparkplug
I hope the next time you drive, people pass you right.
Mooninites
They only pass me right when there is a slow fucktard in front of me who is day dreaming about popsicles.
MooseSK
If you are being passed on the right (safely), you could be in the right lane.
ddet1207
Yeah, but how often do the jackasses who pass on the right do it safely?
Mooninites
It's almost impossible to do safely. Only do this when the fast lane is blocked by a slow idiot
ThatDirtyOldMan
I will to dare. If you're dozing in the left lane - I will pass you on the right. Waiting will only frustrate me further.
ThatDirtyOldMan
It's legal here in AZ http://www.azleg.gov/ars/28/00724.htm
DaChronisseur
If you're not actively passing another car, get out of the left lane. Nobody should be able to pass you on the right
Mooninites
Yes I clarified that. You are correct
LavaAxe
A pickup passed me in Houston on the right as I was on the rightmost lane. They took the shoulder of the highway. Speed about 105mph.
DaChronisseur
Yeah. Fuck those people, then.
NachoPete
Don't be violent. Just go over to help them. Calmly reach in the window & squeeze until the lights go out.
retgarr
Lion killer choke. Bet you could get in position really easy while they're still dazed.
JdrummerG
Have a buddy help you out to share the moment so then you both can be accountable
OldJewSameAccount
Fucking Tony Soprano over here. Savage.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
"Shhhshh shhhh... Just solving the problem... Solving the problem..."
twofishtails
Just sleep now.
RuKosopaty
then who will pay for repairs?
nononini
Shhh, just sweet dreams now.
dsflyer
The estate
randomitguy
the rest of our premiums.
RandAIFlagg
Insurance.
HellsBelly
If he ded, he still insured?
RandAIFlagg
Yep. He's insured until the end of what's paid on his policy. So as long as he's up to date on his payments on the day of the accident, yes.
ODSTsRule
I get this feeling on long trips on the Autobahn a lot, i want to strangle this bastards even with their families watching while i do so!
Nnsoch
Most German thing I've read all day
ODSTsRule
I wouldn´t be half as mad as i could just have a Dashcam to let the world now that D. Ickhead drives like a fucking lunatic and call the 1/
ODSTsRule
police on his fucking skillless ass but no germany hasn´t decided yet if it counts as proof for some reason. 2/2
AmityvilleHodor
Oh look, a wall of brake-lights up ahead, BETTER FLOOR IT
MerToo
god the number of times I have been 5th of 7 and I see something ahead, throttle off, and 1-4 go sailing on then OMGWTFwheredidthatcomefrom?
Soosas
Play stupid games, earn stupid prizes
blahblahghost
My wife...every...fucking...time.
CreepyPhlox
Seriously, wtf?!
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Zaranthan
There are shitty drivers all over the world.
AUGACUGAAUCGUCGUAG
I live right on the BC Can/US border and went down to Trader Joes for labor day. The people with BC plates were bigger dicks than the locals
DecksDark5
It's from the movie 'The Other Guys'
TheFoxCouncil
Speaking of flooring it, that white car just takes off after the accident. Looks like they go straight for the exit to get away.
whitter86
The white car floored it to get away from the unpredictability of a 2 ton flying death machine.
cringeandpurge
He pulled over to the right shoulder, which is exactly what you are supposed to do even if you are in the far left lane.
commandleech
At least he used the blinker amirite?
Rawrihazshotgun
https://youtu.be/oDSvy6xBhxg
futureman3000
So courteous!
eetsumkaus
where the fuck did he think he was going even if he got over to the other lane...
John19951986
This is how people drive in New Jersey. They cut you off to get one car ahead.
imgurgladtobehere
Ahead of the other guy.
imgurgladtobehere
It's an insecurity thing.
zma123456
Gotta hit 88 before the road runs out.
Nephus
Well he did see some serious shit.
sleepingprsn
Roads? Where he's going he doesn't need roads
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
How did you know it was in Hill Valley?
Bob64
Because of the traffic.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Wait.. You aren't Doc Brown, GREAT SCOTT!!
imgurgladtobehere
This is why self driving cars are eventually going to make manual driving illegal.
wyatt8740
I happen to like driving stick.
imgurgladtobehere
mmmmmm
sumowoman
Schools have started again, and it's been a more than crazy week using the public transportation. Looking forward to robocars!
CarsNStuff
I think there should just be stricter testing. I love to drive, on track, off track, etc etc. I would feel horrible without it -/2
CarsNStuff
But some people really shouldn’t be doing it... 2/2
Dracongield
Looking forward to the "I Robot" future of car driving. Just without the whole killer robot thing
JarlmannViking
Getting that extra 20-30 mins of nap time while in transit.
monkeyslotsofthem
But that's the best part.
doctorbees
I actually hadn't considered that, but now that you mention it, I bet there'll be SCOTUS case about it in 30 years.
AntLionBlack
I think there'd still be recreational driving. Car culture is way too big in the US to just up and change like that.
dflr
I'm not even about car culture but damn do I love a good drive. Helps me relax. I'll be crushed if that ever goes away
doctorbees
That's what I was thinking, too. It'll be an interesting future, that's for sure.
Jasani
Something like horses. there will be roads that they can travel but some roads will be robocar only
ForgotMyOtherAcct
There will be much anger and many court cases about it. I'm guessing we will end up with automated car only zones or something.
ForSomeAbstractReason
I forget who just published their survey that found 90% of people think they're a better driver than most. They included in their study
ForSomeAbstractReason
Drivers who were at fault in recent wrecks as well.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Good thing for me, I'm a better driver than most of them and I don't need automatic cars on my road. /s