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Oct 23, 2016 10:55 AM
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FrostySteve
Turning 26 here, and I'm less depressed by these than reassured in that I'm not the only one trying to figure their life out.
HerbSewell
This evidence suggests that being on Twitter and being an adult are mutually exclusive.
Gib00
@OP was searching for "adult" content on twitter, didn't get exactly what they wanted, but found some good stuff anyway. +1
ulluoa
Turning 25 this year, some of these are hitting me hard... I'd be accepting an arranged marriage soon
zfournier16
#1 if the doctor didnt see me as a profit margin i would be more willing to go
TheSaucyCrumpet
I refuse to believe I'm an adult until my billing address and delivery address are the same.
Faeleam
Honestly it isnt that bad.
Lucifina666
I'm only 19 and these are already accurate. High school kids are annoying and I'd probably die before I made a doctors appointment.
BiggestofBears
I'm 25, can confirm I'm right on the border of thinking 'being an adult isn't so hard ' and 'how do I make it stop?'
purplecumbrella
Why are sororities so expensive? Because they want your money, you idiot
maineisnotcanada
These aren't even close (sobs uncontrollably and eats a pint of ice cream with a fork because no dishes are clean)
lalaarawr
You still have a fork??! At least someone still has their shit together around here.
iwastoldtherewouldbecupcakes
These hit a little too close to home
Ijustwanttoimpressyoupeople
I'm 27 and it's so true! MAKE IT STOP!!!
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
#3 35 yrs - How the hell? 36 yrs - Why me? 37 yrs - How is this possible? 38 yrs - I'm almost dead! 39 yrs - Fuck... 40 yrs - *cries*
SpecimenSpiff
I'm going to crisis so hard in my 40s. I'm almost looking forward for an excuse to have one.
OriginalSyn
For me it was like 30 - 35 fuck yea this is great, wife is like it's time to have a kid. Now it's like oh I see why people hate their lives.
Thanshin
At 38 I already assume I won't do anything meaningful from now to my death.
tomjakery
I'm 31 and I swear I went from "Too young to understand" to "Too old to understand" my coworkers somewhere in there with no gap between.
emminnoh
It's sad how true that is.
Flyndaran
Fortunately? I never had to lose my cool and hip nature for I never had it to begin with. Now no one expects to get stuff.
RegisteredFlex0ffender
qoppaphi
If these end up being the best years of my life, I WILL kill myself.
Inmate45
I just had a baby at the age of 26. People all congratulated me. I was like "This was an accident. Why is no one seeing how bad this is?!"
Ilikeyogurt
Because you brought a life into the world and that's always positive.You aren't the priority anymore, your child is.Some ppl can't have them
PuppyDontCare
Politeness
Inmate45
See, I would have thought I'd made a reputation for myself with my friends that they'd known not to be polite to me :P.
PuppyDontCare
Yeah, I'm like you, but people don't understand. They hear "please, be a tiny bit less polite with me than with everyone else"
krangmaul
When you raise a child, that's precisely what you get. Raise an adult. Teach it how to pay bills, change a tire, something useful.
MrFnortner
God bless you. That's exactly the way it's done. (Raised one adult, and that adult is raising two more adults.) Do it right.
ThePrettiestSalad
My mom used to do this with me. It didn't work out the way she wanted. I'm still a failure.
Ilikeyogurt
you're a useful failure then. Unlike me, of course, I'm a failure-failure-garbage. Poor mom...but I sorta feel she could've done a bit more
IDoAnalOnTheFirstDate
I turn 18 tomorrow and want to die. These do not help, but damn if they aren't funny.
CISMaleScumLord
Anyone else reached that stage of adulthood where you shout like a weight-lifter when getting up from the couch?
fartedsolids
My step dad does this. He's in his late 30's.
CISMaleScumLord
Yep. That's when it starts and it only gets louder.
MagicUmbrellas
Does it bother anyone else when Anna kendricks, gorgeous and filthy rich, tries to talk about struggling?
mycatodinisbetterthanyourcatodin
She may be gorgeous and filthy rich but that doesn't mean she isn't a wreck inside like us. Buuuuuut being gorgeous and filthy rich would 1
mycatodinisbetterthanyourcatodin
Sure make this whole shit hole process easier. 2
Flyndaran
No, it would make it worse, because of you and others lacking empathy for whatever shit she suffers.
Flyndaran
I have diabetes despite having been very low risk. It's nothing compared to the health problems of my housemates. But it's not a contest.
boshbishbash
I refuse to believe I am an adult despite the fact my friends are getting jobs and pregnant and dead.
SnarkDarcy
There there, dying isn't limited to adults! Let it make you feel young again!
CentaurForDiseaseControl
As an 18 year old I am now very, very scared
420blazeitbitchez
Well I'm 16 and I'm trying to hold on to the last few good years where I'm free to take a nap
sowetoninja
Listen to what @MrFuzzer said
ColonelSnazzyPaunts
As a 20 yrold in uni, its not too bad. I still don't know what I'm doing but one step at a time. Important thing is to enjoy the lil things.
EvilAbdy
Surround yourself with close friends. It makes the journey better. Some of the other comments have solid advice too
Faeleam
Life's only hard if you're dumb.
Elroydb
It's not bad. XP points are real; they're just subtle
CentaurForDiseaseControl
Thanks for the advice y'all I really appreciate it
TheMightyKung
I'm 21. Not even old, still young, but by Christ I wish I was like 15 again.
Rocalive
Or 15 with what you know now...
MrFuzzer
As a close to 30. 1. Get a job as soon as you can 2. Save money. 3. Dont drink too much.
Ilikeyogurt
Good advice
Ilikeyogurt
Also, get a degree in a field where you can find a job and are able to grow (higher education or position job).Build a strong resume in uni
Elroydb
I wouldn't recommend restricting yourself to uni. Go whichever route you feel is the best for you
allnewuserforyou
As a 32 year old... think of it like this: you are just about to start something new. It takes 10,000 hours to become good at new things. 1/
allnewuserforyou
You are going to fail, in non-fatal ways, for the first 1000 hours. Now imagine doing "Being Responsible" for 1000 hours straight. 2/
allnewuserforyou
You are going to fail, spectacularly and non-fatally, for the first, say, 2000 hours. Now imagine "Being Responsible" for an hour straight.
allnewuserforyou
You are going to fail spectacularly (but survive!), for the first, say, 2000 hours. Now imagine "Being Responsible" for an hour straight.
allnewuserforyou
You are going to fail, in non-fatal ways, for the first 1000 hours. Now imagine doing "Being Responsible" for 1000 hours straight. 2/
laughinglaura
I'll be 55 tomorrow these are still true! But as you age, children grow up and move away, bills settle down, you get the hang of it.
TheTeddyBeer
Happy b-day in advance then! :)
ihavethelongestusernamepossibleibetyoucantmakealongeronethanme
Happy birthday.
evil66gurl
Yes! Money isn't the issue anymore but I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
SecretFingerJutsu
Just be yourself. :)
TheInvasionPlan
I have no kids and am in my late 20's but this soothes the anxiety of thinking about the future.
Wildmare
So at what age do you stop looking for the adultier adult because you realize you are the adultier adult?
Rescaent
Commenting in case someone has an answer
lovelyboredom
I find the rewards get better, but the levels are harder. Toddler age 3 was seriously an evil level. Not looking forward to teenage levels.
ScruffyBelievesInThisCompany
Fuck, I'm nearly done on "toddler age 2". Got any cheat codes?
Hashtaglibertarian
They call it the terrible twos, trying threes, fucking fours and fucking fives for a reason. Buckle up - it does get better!
lovelyboredom
4 not so bad. 5 is uh...not as bad as 3. Back talk skills are impressive.
lovelyboredom
Highly reccomend 2nd player. If 2nd player is not indicated then wine/beer/cider highly recommended for child sleep time.
ScruffyBelievesInThisCompany
Player 2 may not be an option for the foreseeable future. DLC to improve 2 player gameplay is pricey these days.
Radicool21
It's a gamble, but the parental units created a second file so that my character and the new one could PvP all day and not bother them.
ScruffyBelievesInThisCompany
Fuck. Sounds like I might need some DLC, that shit is expensive these days.
jrs5ive
I'm 41 and these are still unbearably accurate...
Mexica1
46 here and yes. Oh my fucking god yes.
chem2108
Same here....
joemoedee
The biggest misconception about getting older (37 here) is I expected people to "grow up" based upon how my parents are. Most actually don't
CapnDonal
And my axe! Er...I mean, me too
OfficialUsernameChecker
It never gets any better except that I amaze myself at how well I can fake everything.
jrs5ive
True dat
nclu
I'm 35 and it terrifies me when I see people who clearly look like adults, and yet, somehow, are clearly much younger than me.
ToastedVanilla
Jesus Christ, I've been starting to notice that too. Clearly looks like an adult but like 21 and I'm now old somehow???
EvilAbdy
35 as well and I can confirm this feeling