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Goat tax
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Jul 13, 2017 7:41 AM
MJP94
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Goat tax
TheOlympica
That is a cute goat.
julijuliwhat
#6 it looks like that dude's right foot is the wrong way around
AngelWingLowlang
The goat gave the upvote
SwarthyBastard
Pro fishing games have bosses?
officer1BDI
I'm here for the goat tax.
thegriffin88
Goat tax ftw I love goats.
TheDeanofLean
SONO CHI NO SADAME.........JOOOOOJO
nicknick1311
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEjI4d3VwAA2QZg.jpg
shonzs
Will forever upvote Scottish tweets!
MJP94
Screamed the stable boy
fupaslayer
Omg I'm dying. Best dump I've ever seen
bunnypoppop2
Goat pupils freak me out
MattDamonInAGrapeSuit
1+ just for the jerma tweet
Neeeeeesh
Best man on the Internet hands down.
examsimgur
shortest man on the internet hands down
heyyouwantatoothpick
If #3 is real, it came out in 2001.
TedTheMan
So real.
michaelscottfreaksout
Lost it at "Ya fucking weapon". So much so, I have adopted this phrase as my own.
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
So Alabama has a historical president for incestuous sex rings?
wherearemytesticles
Don't forget, it isn't just incest, it's incestuous inbreeding.
0zeronegative
I laughed like a fucking idiot in the bus 10/10
YangsRightArm
#1 the fuck are those?
butdontcallmeshirley
That song featuring Pitbull was by FAR the worst part of that album
fluhatinrapper
Still better than Twilight.
PhloppyPhish1998
Jerma ma boi :)
211ismynightmare
+1 for fire distinguisher.
GasBandit
#2 Jerma vs Star, Jerma vs Star, everybody wants-to-see-this-hap-pen
bananarar
AND BOO IS IN THE CALL
GasBandit
Y... y'know... don't... say... swweeeaaaarrs.
JustYourLips
You got my +1 at #2.
Skilco
Insert highly contagious laugh
PhloppyPhish1998
King of the byeahs
499LivingRoomSet
Jerma is life
YouMustBeFunAtPartys
Love jerma
ICouldntComeUpWithAGoodName
WOAH IS THAT THE GUY WHO BEAT DARK SOULS ON STREAM?
OrnateRope
Dude, this guy is FUCKED.
bananarar
TWISTED, WOAH dude this guy is absolutely TWISTED
battlepants
#1 Also "When will this ever be relevant to real life?"
Argentala
+1 for snoteleks
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
ykoops
wherearemytesticles
ypoops
DictatorGui
You got me at anus destroyer
heavypettingzoo
ooh, sorry about your anus....
phiblex13
NOW this is what I call a meme dump, volume 2!
MJP94
Screamed the stable boy
Ryanator50
It was a galactic war, dumbass. intergalactic implies that several galaxies were involved.
divitu
Interstellar war?
GhostSprite
correct word would be intragalactic
lovinlissa1984
intergalactic planatary!!
Ryanator50
Planatary Intergalactic!
RubelliteFae
I think it meant intragalactic war. A galactic war would be a war fought by galaxies, yeah?
jellydonut
No, the global war on terror is not a war between planets.. so a galactic war spans a galaxy
RubelliteFae
How is that relevant? Interplanetary : Intergalactic :: Intraplanetary : Intragalactic. There's no such thing as "interglobal."
RubelliteFae
Oh, I get it. You were responding seriously to the facetious part.
MicksysPCGaming
I'm a PC Gamer!!!! Phew! I've been holding that in for over 9 minutes.
grovberg
PC gamers are the vegans of gaming.
giantmanatee
Screams the stable boy
LastPizzaSlice
...screamed the stable boy.
TheBestRussian
MY PC DIES AND I HAD TO SWITCH TO PS 4. And guess what? I LIKE IT.
PreciousPotato
Dude, that's just Stockholm Syndrome.
TheBestRussian
No, that's "I enjoy being a lazy fuck on the sofa sipping a beer while casually playing a game" syndrome.
PreciousPotato
Ah, yes, that's nice. For me, it was the GameCube and drinking coffee, while my baby sister would spend my hard earned rubees in Port /1
PreciousPotato
Monee. My job was it to do the fighting for her in Zelda - The Windwaker.
TheDeLunatic
THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME, AND I DO APPRECIATE NOT HAVING TO CHECK IF I CAN RUN GAMES BEFORE BUYING THEM ANYMORE.
DynamicWeight
PS4? Posted on mobile? Omg.... you've.... you've GONE CASUAL. SEAL THE CHAMBER, IT MAY BE CONTAGIOUS! He's gone boys. Nothing we could do.
TheBestRussian
Nothing beats lounging on the sofa, legs crossed, beer on one side, mobile on the other, PS4 controller on your lap... comfy as fuck.
DynamicWeight
My PC can take the controller as an input and the TV as an output.
BananaForBreakfast
Until you got a problem on it, that is.
PrincessAnus
except it rarely has issues except for payment issues occaisionally, which you can fix (Buy the game on the PStore website, IRIC theres an
PrincessAnus
(*IIRC) app, buy the game physically and get it cheap used... theres many possibilities. cant buy a used game 1/2 off on steam
wherearemytesticles
That's the fun part.
zeroexistence
PS4+PC FTW!
ashtranza
You're crossing the streams.
Vezar
Screamed the stable boy.
RunAlongNothingToSeeHere
My throbbing cock has doubled in length but, alas, 0 times 2 is still 0...
HomelessJesus
I've seen that one 1,000,000 times and I laugh every god dam time
flashnbg
...screamed the stable boy
GamermanRPGKing
I remember when that was trying to be made a meme
eltonjohnjr
Screamed the stable boy
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
As the prophecy foretold...
eltonjohnjr
Screamed the stable boy
BlueSpaceLizard
Square up you crusty ass gay ass queer
AwkwardlyUncomfortable
eltonjohnjr
Screamed the stable boy
TheValleyofGwangi1
Drayton is gonna lose that battle, whether or not he's gay
eltonjohnjr
Screamed the stable boy
scatter
But really though if his dick is covered in the blood of a thousand anuses he should probably take a shower or something.
eltonjohnjr
Screamed the stable boy
byteme8bit
and lose all that lube?
BadWolf16
Nope, that lube was, like, uh, money
AnaBraysBathWater
The day I dont laugh at "ya fucking weapon" is the day I'm six feet under.
dizzyalways101
Yes!! This!!! Lol
Borkh
I love that he's using the term to refer to his mother.
Buddhakowski
... screamed the stable boy wearing pants who just stubbed his toe while running from the police busting up his incestuous sex ring!
AwkwardlyUncomfortable
vhskitten
I've begun using it on my wife whenever we argue. Makes me laugh, at least.
EwGrooss
Such a perfectly executed insult. I've tried weaving it into my vocabulary and failed miserably. Cant give up though, one day it will work
BobbyBobbston
Ive scrolled through the whole thing three times and I don't see it. Mind giving the #?
yakityyak
19-23, somewhere in there. I suck at counting
MagnumSandpaper
ulvitron
doing the good work.
BobbyBobbston
Thanks, man.
squade
What's it mean? Or what's a synonym? I don't understand Scottish!
hitzchicky
I assumed it was akin to calling someone a knob or a dolt, i.e., a moron.
Seventythird
Scot here, I don't think we do either.
iamkarlpilkington
I would've thought 'weapon' would be complimentary.. but that's why I'm not Scottish
aMiniCelloAppeared
In Boston it's used as a compliment
Eogos
Afaik it means you're a danger to everyone because of your stupidity
beneboy
Nah it's short for e.g "weapons grade bell end"
Eogos
TIL
IsDisassembled
TIL guns are stupid
Eogos
I mean, have you ever seen a gun with a high school diploma?
ashtranza
But you can't outsmart a bullet.
PreciousPotato
#26 There are a lot of men who say they love curves on women, but, and I'm saying that as a fat woman myself, being obese is not the same /1
fluhatinrapper
I'm just saying. This shows strong evidence towards the validity of that graph.
squade
No, not at all if you actually read what she's trying to say
DevilsArsehole
True I think most people go for stereotypical fit but I know a few guys that love a girl with a fat arse.
easysteezyweezy
Not fat girl here, actually not even a girl here, just a dude. I like thiccc girls
tracereading
Pear shaped?
PietroAretino
Thirded
HectoProtecto
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
smellydogbed
Seconded
ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
Thirded. Though I'm more of a personality kinda guy, curves are good.
jellydonut
If fat chicks can't find love they should just go to Mauritania.
ThatITdude
y tho?
PreciousPotato
http://www.marieclaire.com/politics/news/a3513/forcefeeding-in-mauritania/
ThatITdude
PreciousPotato
Ikr! From our POV, it's also pretty flabbergasting that they have to put in so much effort. No fast food, donuts...
jellydonut
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/18141550/ns/health-health_care/t/mauritania-struggles-love-fat-women/
PreciousPotato
Oh gott, yes, those poor girls.. I wished being fat weren't such a nuisance, physically, though there I wouldn't have any trouble with /1
PreciousPotato
clothes. Could be a good place for a vacation...
PreciousPotato
Worst part is that they have to gain weight so quickly. Like, I've always been overweight, more or less, but had to take antidepressants /1
PreciousPotato
for half a year last year. Damn, my muscles sure struggled with this unaccustomed extra weight. I wonder if this is how an astronaut /2
PreciousPotato
feels when he's back in Earth gravity.
PreciousPotato
as curvy.
msmarymac
Fat girl here, I've never once told a guy that. Real men like whatever the hell they like. If they like fat chicks, even better for me.
PreciousPotato
Yeah, me neither. It's just too delusional for my taste to say "if you don't like my rolls, you're not a real man". Please. Tastes differ./1
IsDisassembled
I don't particularly *like* rolls, but it's hardly a deal breaker for me either. Poor odour's the real turnoff.
PreciousPotato
I sure don't lack attention, but not for one moment would I confuse curves with fat rolls. :P To be sure, the same applies to the /2
PreciousPotato
argument that real men have a belly. :P
aesthesia1
Neither is being overweight or chubby the same as curves. You can be really skinny and curvy. Bone structure.
PreciousPotato
Yep. Well, partly bone, like wide hips. Boobs are genetics and weight, ass is genetics and muscles.
PreciousPotato
Not to mention that you can be fat and don't have curves. You know, the ones who look like eggs on legs.
ashtranza
"Eggs on legs" is my favorite thing today. Thank you.
msmarymac
This. My moms friend looks like the yellow M&M.