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MV Edit: send more fun and/or funny things so I can roll my other ankle and balance things out lmoa
Aug 26, 2022 1:32 PM
thegregorious
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MV Edit: send more fun and/or funny things so I can roll my other ankle and balance things out lmoa
TA2019
Not anymore, you're not. Welcome to life.
TheCrusher78
Pealing my ass off the seat hurts too
Kyrorayne
Please say that it was at work. Get that workman's comp
ThisIsntMyActualName
Shit break, man!
Nader393
You must love politics. Because that's all you'll get around here anymore.
ArtSparkle
potty polio
Astral134
Is your face okay, though?
oldbaldjewishman
Ahahaha.
metalrulercid
Imgur related injury. They happen.
Nintendam
Ya it's a real thing, happening more and more lol. Get up with numb legs and almost fall over. Quite worried itight be the death of me at so
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
If i read between the lines i know you're at least 30. I once got a neck spasm because i yawned too big. Couldn't turn my head for 3 days
thegregorious
27 years YOUNG thank you very much
subes
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it dot png
weleasebwyan
I’ve never done that before…as my wife starts yelling thru the bathroom door on why I’m taking so long.
thegregorious
Can’t start any younger!
Dalael
In 2019 i popped a disk doing the same thing. Getting old sucks.
orbitn
I too, rolled a joint yesterday, and not in the fun way
5Toner
Did you drop your poop knife?
thegregorious
I’d rather die
Conz
I messed up my ankle 5 weeks ago after stepping on a power plug in the middle of the night, its still hurting... so good luck D:
SithElephant
Hop you get better.
Axiomatic13
@OP The hero that Imgur needs. Keep fighting sir! (Salutes!)
ajthebear20
I did this once…..while at work.
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
How did you get in your ankle?
kingofcarrotflowers
Maybe we need “Get off the toilet” reminders instead of the “check your wifi” ones.
PenDec91
Such grace and poise
cattywumpus
I've done this. It wasn't my proudest moment. That was when I stepped on a baby toy and broke my knee.
ShellPhish
Stay calm ma'am. Your face needs medical attention
ShellPhish
thegregorious
Ouchies
MNhockey
I can’t tell if you’re bragging or complaining
thricebakedxyz
Noob mistake.
refsawanka
How do you know when you're done if your legs don't go numb?
thegregorious
Yes
LetumComplexo
Bragplaining.
thegregorious
Complagging
LinemanMatt
That's not the preferred joint rolling session.
WorkSnakes
Haha! Oh you
thevortexmaster
I dropped my phone in my poo once
orbitn
shitty.
thegregorious
thevortexmaster
Fishing it out was the fun part
dangermess
I dropped someone else's pager in the toilet once after I'd peed. I grabbed it quickly, cleaned it & blamed the new screen fog on humidity.
dangermess
I'm very well hydrated, so it was barely anything, and I cleaned it thoroughly. We were deployed, so not easy to replace the pager.
thevortexmaster
You could have handed me a pee pager dripping and tell me after and I'd just laugh
dangermess
Most other people are squeamish about stuff like that. I grew up working on a dairy farm so I'm not
thevortexmaster
Haha I'm just a desensitized dirty forest boy