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Mar 6, 2018 1:24 AM
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TheConMane
Damn it! I thought I was gonna have a genius comment saying the new pig looked like Natalie Dormer until it said it was modeled after her.
TuggSpeedmann
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
literallymike
I always knew Kermit could do better.
Jacob12jr
I though she looked familiar! Oh my god!
theheebs25
Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Denise. one of those names feels out of place
Mepikuphevythngsgud
Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AruWNRVZfyk&ab_channel=jbattyb
AtsaMattaForYou
HerrBisch
Alriiiight, behind the JPEG is back!
Pandamoniyum
That smirking sow from Highgarden
Falanxzealot
*Hoggarden
sparklefox09
ifandonlyif
Chi!
Bearpigg
Their
PianoMan2112
Holy shit, I thought the new pic muppet looked familiar.
DasPenetrator
Oh..oh no.
REDF0RMANSF00T
Gianttesticlemonster
beingadickcumberbatch
kiwisarefeatherpumpkins
So that means her grandmother is going to find a way to slip Miss P some poison?
Ricker270
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
wantednokes
oh, so that's not actually Natalie Dormer?
ThecommentFarmer
Midgarmerc
Is Kermit splitting with Ms Piggy and getting with someone new ACTUAL canon?
iHveNoCleverName
Unfortunately yes
Counterfit
Yes, actually happened in the show
MidlandRedux
The world needs all the characters of Game of Thrones done as muppets. See to it immediately.
cyno01
Like that episode of Angel.
DoublevBomb
Not sure you'll get that, but Seasame Street did a Game of Chairs thing.
terryr
Remember when all of hollywood pretended these sock puppets were real?
4vie
... what do you mean? The Muppets Show isn't a reality show about running a theater?
cyno01
This show was pretty good actually, it was basically 30 Rock with The Muppets.
iHveNoCleverName
Yeah too bad it canceled
BlueCow7890
What show was it?
cyno01
...The Muppets.
cyno01
I mean not that last part or the text obvs.
MrRandom314159
(2015)
MrRandom314159
The Muppets tv show was like 3 years ago...
DukeDarkwood
42 years ago. There is no TV series of them since then.
iHveNoCleverName
So kinda like the last season of Scrubs then, it never existed?
MrRandom314159
What are you talking about? When JD left the hospital, it was one of the better sitcom series finales I've seen.
iHveNoCleverName
Of course
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Weird question, but how does it work when Kermit goes down on her? I mean frogs have sticky tongues, right?
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JabbaTheHun
I'm pretty sure I did not need to read that today
QueefUpvotePrincess
Pink sock effect.
geonerd
TheWorldEndsWithYou
Is it called pigging out when he does
UnsavoryCommenter
They are prehensile tongues. Not really sticky per say
qussow
You ask too many questions. Please stop, or else you might get answers.
PuntoPuta
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/900/481/9de.gif
sumofrog
She's more into fisting anyway.
IvnWng
Precisely ;)
Wabjebbers
Asking the real questions.
unknownmale
Well considering the shape and size of the male pig genitalia we can only assume the female reproductive organs are buildt for it
SpicyLava
Lube?
nolittleplans
JBSmoove
Proxymanity
But Kermit's also self-lubricating.
RYG420
Why are you analyzing this
EndangeredTang
Sticky doesn't necessarily stick to something wet. ;)
orbitn
you've put way too much thought into this
Bishca
NOT AS MUCH AS I HAVE! *posts muppets space opera fan-fiction featuring graphic interspecies sex scenes*
ILiekToCookAndBake
Brought to you by Marijuana.
nerdyvet
Sometimes it's just our brains. My in-laws joke that I'm "naturally" high based on the weird shit that comes out of my mouth XD --
nerdyvet
I maintain that EVERYONE has weird thoughts/observations/questions, and I'm just socially awkward enough to share them :P
PardusXY
That’s one of the things I miss about it, the other is trying to lead a raid in WoW, and having everyone do their best to make me laugh.
Thorudon
When I was first starting to smoke, I was tanking a raid and manage to mistake a few players as mobs. I was very confused for a moment.
DelightfullyOdd
RedDwarfIV
swordoath0
Biglebowski748
Goose1124
I Agree kill it
AgolfHiller
NotACanadian
NANI
OOIOxOOIxIOIOxIOIxSxIOIIxIIIxOOI
If cross-species breeding was that easy? Well, i'd probably be arrested.
SparkMiko
TheMentelgen
rawrhayyyley
RealEnglishRage
Cheomesh
TerrynSNS
NballardPDX
TrikStari
Outta this house!
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAELECTRICSPACEWIZARD
https://imgur.com/Rw8smzb
Agentunreal85
DukeDarkwood
"SINCLAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIR!"
TomAchronos
frogjg2003
Ed...ward
Loxachi
http://imgur.com/JyrtI
PlantFarts
HinataisBae
Flyndaran
So false. The movies show us that Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. Their father looks like a green bear with a collar.
cyno01
Greg the Bunny tried to actually explain that kind of shit. "So we all know basic puppet biology..." And the politics of puppet citizens.
freshstrawberrie
Ohhh I need to revisit that show.
cyno01
Warren the Ape was a bit more shallow and not as good, but Greg the Bunny was pretty great.
DasPenetrator
YvellRenn
"It's on, Natalie Porter"
PsychicSpider
FaxCelestis
FreakOhSuave
ninjafartball
"Yes I do porno"
WhereIsOscarGoldman
It is not a porno? Looks like that
ClassifiedUsername
What is she saying?
Spiderbubble
"(Nose)critic lacks a boner"
MisterValiant
"This is called a porno"?
DobryPolak
Explaining how to thread a needle.
litterallysatan
It’s “dancing” in sign language
justthenextdoorneighboor
Excercise your butthole?
DasPenetrator
Firmly grasp it in your hand
MrPetitePenii
Then start your motor
Arcanum3000
If I remember right, she's describing the next season of GoT. Something to the effect of "...and lots and lots of boning."
DarksteelPenguin
"This is not a porno"
CrystalCry
"INSTANT LINE OF CREDIT"
Conser1
That he porked her.
fuckthisishard
The penis goes in the hole.
leafsimon
"I could start tomorrow"
TooDumbForRickandMorty
If you or a loved one has affected by mesothelioma then you may be entitled to compensation
ralphie84
ITS MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW
MadDrDrillBit
does it matter?
ImAKickButtRealityMASTER
Head bent over, raise the posterior
kenethkaniff
Oh yeah
Isawapuddytat
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD
blueskythroughthetears
APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD
AstronautChicken
Insert your boner.
broconno
exactly what I saw the first time