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This bird lost a fight in a Guangzho China zoo. Won a cool 3-D printed beak! Sauce: shanghaiist.com
Jul 20, 2016 2:28 PM
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This bird lost a fight in a Guangzho China zoo. Won a cool 3-D printed beak! Sauce: shanghaiist.com
hippyfrog
If you lost your jaw, would you rather have it 3D printed? actually nvm I totally would that sounds bad ass, hopefully in a metallic paint
GodsOfThunderOfWindAndOfRain
We rebuit him, we had the technology.
yontsman
They should have made it super sharp so he could get a proper revenge
sendex
Now it's time for revenge!!!
libaf
So this is the chinese response to drones. Steel beaked ninja birds. Underwing lasers in developement.
skullkid96k
Why does it look like metal
FlyingSpaghettiMonsieur
I don't think he's going to lose the next fight....
IFUCKEVERYTHING
No shit!
Hemispheres
Anyone else wondering who the badass bird was inflicted that kind of damage? Did he fight a falcon or something?
DPFC
I would like to know also
MicentennialBan
Metal...
slaaneshBuiltMyJetbike
Great, now you're encouraging failure.
DoggwitchGardens
Tactical assault beak! Those are banned in most aviaries.
Excitedtortise
We can rebuild him, we have the technology
Priceman5
What did it fight? A wall?
myothernameisgood
The first bird cyborg.
antillesw
What's his CP? Power him up.
kentk94
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
Achedb0b
2020, pokemon go has made the population weak, and acts of 3D printed prosthetic kindness from the past have caused the animals to take over
Achedb0b
WITH AN IRON PAW!
FatalBazooka
Now the Chinese pirate beaks as well...when does it end?
The8thTrumpet
Let the tampering continue
Gotham3Returns
I don't understand the Chinese, sometimes they show so much compassion, at times they kill and eat dogs. I'm so confused.
Golden8Monkey
Sometimes people do ok things. We need more of that here
MissSpaceFace
There's one with a turtle(/tortoise?) that got a new 3D printed shell, because i got hurt in a forest fire. That was pretty neat, too.
SaxonsNowRedux
Honestly, I'm only here for the cats.
TheDarumaDoll
It isn't just ok. It's heartwarming
VresiBerba
This was slightly more than just 'ok', though. A lot more, in fact.
Ewanator
It's the birdinator
TheStaffmaster
I am reminded of Steelbeak from DarkWing Duck
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
He's unstoppable now
SuicideIsNotAnOption
Reminds me of the Animaniacs episode with the Goodfeathers doing a West Side Story parody
blankman757
That Bird Gets Better Health Care than the vast majority of Chinese citizens
dontwalkawayrenee
Can someone explain what's inside the beak? Are those nerve endings? Ow!
TheJonatron
Apparently they're loaded with nerve endings except the tip, like dog's nails.
dontwalkawayrenee
Thanks! Poor lil bird!
kamosey
About those laser head attachments..
ch3fboyRG
Sharks with freaking laser beams on their freaking heads!!!
b0bWilson09
*Birds
PhloydPhan
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.
Gidyup
https://youtu.be/moKYoPowfsI
gubbstrut
Hes literally pay 2 win
jellyonrooster
and now daft punk is stuck in my head thanks!
MrMince
Thats not what its from but ok
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We can make him birder.
sycophant92
We can make him wordier.
idownvotethreefifthsoftwitter
Squawker, Flyer
GalGadont
Goddamnit. You just made me laugh in the middle of a presentation.
MaxximumB
This is great and all, but now his weak ass genes get to try again to populate the gene pool.
ZimGenzko
Red-crowned Crane. They're endangered so every living individual is worth a lot and the gene pool is to small to let one go to waste.
Woffenhorst
And that's why healthcare should be free, or not exist at all.
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratcher
Well, he's in a zoo. At least he's not running around the wild with his weak ass genes and bomb ass beak.
MaxximumB
My bad, I didn't do the ready wordy part. In that case. Bionic bird +1
Wiedzmak
How about we stop helping humans then and only allow the genetically superior to live....
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PolarHailStorm
I know genetically superior people that are scum of the earth. Good genetics doesn't make way for innovation, intellect or species progress.
thorkild91
Epi genetics is such a well regarded concept at this point that survival of the fittest isn't perfect. We need forced breeding really
MaxximumB
Have you noticed all the wars, homelessness, starvation, terrorism and other crap in the world? We aren't that far off already...
MaxximumB
But I get your point though.