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May 21, 2022 8:55 PM
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Wardonk3y
Sexy
lifeisactuallyverystrange
Who's the author?
UncleStansVintagePhotography
MELF
krashonista
Sweet Dee visits Rivendell
Pattosaurus20xx
Hidden Dragon
givemeyourwalletbagpursemanbag
SuperDramaticFusion
What’s with the FaceApp logo?
YouTubeRed
posierosie868888
First I'll take an elfie.
FreshNews247
I pity the fool with jewels like Mr. T,
SlightlyStoopidBear
Damn leaf lovers
MILFhuntersAssociate
This is just stolen art with a Smiling filter on it. Who made the original?
DidItForScience
Looks uncannily like my friend Heather except she doesn't have pointy ears.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
That's an easy prosthetic to make, you guys should be good.
JSWhateva
Elf you say? Fascinating.
surroundedbytwits
Captain, I’m feeling the seven year horn coming on. If only this were logical.
Voidstrider2230
His profile name suggests Romulan.
LGooms
That's Tricia Helfer
MikeArclight
am i the only one getting Cameron Diaz vibes?
timelessclassical
scarlett johansson myself tbh
Rebullo
LELF
Kitakita
a remade Arcanum would be so sweet, but the copious amounts of racism and social commentary of such would never work today
almostAyear
ScoobyDooku
It's slightly a "Give me the ring, my precious"-eyes girl resemblance... Amanda Seyfried
BooksandBiceps
#justsomenoob
RobErtE87
Elf on a pedestal
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
I'm getting a little bit of an InCase vibe, but maybe that's just my personal bias.
scree06
I think you mean Marcia from the Brady bunch.
Bertfisch
This triggers some memory of a game I dont really remember. And I want to play it now^^ maybe Baldurs Gate 2 or something like that?!
Bertfisch
However, awesome portrait!
Nolongeractive
Now do a goblin!!!
ahhhsurelook
Thats pheobe from friends
keyblader1985
That's Cameron Diaz
pfunk81
No that is Dr. Elsa Schneider, fucking nazi swine.
atthe100club
It’s Amanda Seyfried!
YouTubeRed
RetrogradeLlama
Don't trust an Elf. Uppity, condescending, they'll cross anyone to protect their own. Read LOTR and you'll understand.
Ja5per
She looks like Amber turd, I guess that tracks. Or shall I say it skid marks...
Thatsmykenku
Found the Dwarf!
Manusho
Damn knife ears. Can't trust 'em.
snafu999
Read Pratchett's "Lords and Ladies" and you'll really understand
thedudeman519
Feanor did nothing wrong
Blacktusk
Did a Dwarf write this?
RetrogradeLlama
No, no, no, I'm a hobbit with a beard! It happens. Not a dwarf.
biglink2013
hobbits were the peak of civilization in LOTR verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer's Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON 1/2
biglink2013
2/2 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot....why the fuck are we horny for elves?
Kittynomnoms
Because they're fucking cool and the things they do are cool. Most people don't read fantasy to hear about how fat Daddy Twofoot is.
thedudeman519
Don't forget Pie delivery! Most important post in the Shire I'd say.
Toothpastetesticleburn
On the other hand in Witcher lore hunted, genocides, and near extinction.
ColonelColon
In Witcher lore elves are just mad someone is doing it to them instead of the other way around like it used to be.
Kittynomnoms
Tolkien's version of elves were so iconic that a lot of modern fantasy tropes go out of their way to subvert it. Enslaved/downtrodden or 1/2
Kittynomnoms
"feral" elves have become almost more popular than the snooty ones everyone brings up. 2/2
Toothpastetesticleburn
My DnD group I DM "the long eared irregulars" one of my group all brought up by kobald, and is played feral as fuck.
AeonQuasars
CavendishBandana
I love that her eyes don't change at all but it still looks so different.
anononanonanona
As a connoisseur of RBF, I approve of this modification.
Rasdwa
hello new NPC for my campaign
YouTubeRed
NotSomoneElse68
That's a half-elf anyway.
PewterHailStorm
According to what lore? In Warcraft, yes. In D&d, no.
NotSomoneElse68
That's quite a human face. It's obviously all opinion, but I started D&D like in 1982
Croatoan45
Half elves have humanoid ears that come to a point. Elf ears are longer and are very sharp looking. Plus just a picture gives little context
NotSomoneElse68
Since there are no actual elves nor any authoritative lore (maybe LOTR) it's all opinion. I feel she looks to human to be fully elf, but ¹
NotSomoneElse68
Once again - all opinion. So if the artist says "elf", then it's elf. If unspecified, through D&D lore and artwork , I'll say half-elf. But²
NotSomoneElse68
I am amazed at the downvotes - without discussion - over me thinking it looks more half-elf
comacomacomacomachameleon
what's even the point of living if you'll never be sodomized by a hot elf
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
or by an angry middled-aged Havlin mom...
hairytrigga
Lakeylake
SuperDramaticFusion
lukelorian
*to the tune of Tangleds I have a dream* I have a dreeeeam I have a dreeeeam, that I'll be pegged by a hot high elf queeeeen
PocketCleric
"elven" works better with the metre. its 2 syllables
itsthevoiceman
MassiveMaoMao
It’s not gay if it’s fey
PixelSprite64
DamagedDingo
Ok.. but is it easier to measure the ears or the penis?
thedudeman519
Just ask nicely. Wait wrong line.
KarenFromTheHOA
Depends on if they're hard for you